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[Music]
I will find her
father among that great expanse of wine
Black Ocean she will sing her song of
existence upon Yan Rock she too is alone
on her island of the self and so shall I
Rouse the boat of my own making and
become the captain of the single
ship where still does she stay in what
direction must I go
I know n... | A soliloquy for tomboys |
[Music]
reject
materialism
embrace antimaterialism
[Music] | Reject materialism, embrace anti-materielism |
my politics in
2016 I am a classical liberal the
government should restrain itself from
violating our liberties the warn drugs
and for military involvement are unjust
we shall soon asend from this foul
binary system in no
peace my politics
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now they have taken the
bridge and the second
Hall we have bar the gates... | My politics then vs now |
Evolution can you give me seeking
Behavior true avoid
Predators
yeah tell
what actually develops paranoid
schizophrenia like a b like a like a b
like a B I got like a
boss like a
boss I wish you were
this get so
[Applause] | SCHIZO TIME |
I was hunting with my grandfather for my
19th birthday about a year ago and we
both watched the de slam its head into a
rock until its antlers and skull were
shattered oh once its brains were
everywhere it tried to lick him up and
looked like it couldn't even use his jaw
or tongue right so it just stood up
right like a... | I saw this crazy ass deer one time |
strong men create good
times good times create stronger
men stronger men create great
times great times create even stronger
men even stronger men create amazing
times Amazing times create unbelievable
men unbelievable men create un
unthinkably great times unthinkably
great times create mind blowingly strong
men mind-b... | strong men create good times |
the prodical son will sin to uphold The
Virtue he fears not the void the father
raises up the lost son
to
Thea get comfortable job to reach a
feeble hand towards the Thrones of
immortal
Kings The Oxen turn the wheel that
Slaughters them babyon face are you
content in bondage son of man this is
the dream they sold you y... | The prodigal son wields sin to uphold virtue |
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stupid pandas won't have sex to save
their species they deser to
gotink do I serve the flesh that you may
enslave my poy as you think you have
done me that another may suffer in my
place when I escape your petty
bonds no I am not the Treasure of Flesh
you see before you nor am I confined by
the walls around it ... | The indomitable panda spirit |
Evolution can you give me the ability to
see colors colors Coy poison his plants
and
predators
Yes
actually come back silly plastic span
Emperor
Warhammer 40,000
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[Applause]
cindry
cindry
Finly what my
Lord who | WARHAMMER 40,000 TIME |
[Music]
philosophy can you give me scientific
method to get closer to
God actually makes Industrial Revolution
like a boss thank you for pressing the
self-destruct button I have Plastics in
my brain | INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION TIME |
are figuring out the true metaphysical
nature of reality
son I don't know
Dad I'm scared I have tried everything
Buddhism Western philosophy psychism
quantum physics monotheistic religion
more Buddhism more science and I still
don't know what happens when we die what
was before the Big
Bang why does the universe
exist ... | ARE YA 𝕗𝕚𝕘𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕪𝕤𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝 𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 SON |
no you can't just experience the Supreme
Reality by yourself you need to believe
in my personal speculations about the V
the son is romen and I too and roben | 𝙿𝚁𝙰𝙸𝚂𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝚄𝙽! |
but serpent many heads wear your
faces the messiah's army that battles
the Antichrist will fly the black
standard you understand don't you in the
Kingdom of Satan law is sin and chaos is
virtue let go of the huus of your
ancestors for you cannot dwell in both
their Kingdom and
gods give up your faces where will they
hi... | GIVE UP YOUR FACES, SON OF MAN |
thou
sh
not
kill they slaughter in subjugate your
families your children are mning to
bondage to break the law of God is
forbidden
Only God can judge
him blessed your God are they God that
decree these
laws wasn't the slaves all the Masters
that transcribe the word of
God I believe I've spent enough time in
the company... | Thou shalt not 𝕂𝕚𝕝𝕝 |
[Music]
dreaming deep I wandered down an old and
stately maners
hallways past the crumbling marble
columns to a star in sensual
room there choir of Granite Angels aged
in weathered g a
tomb disregarding who was resting in the
sacred soil always
I examined all the angels in her final
retinue one that bore a polished sil... | When the abyss stares back |
[Music]
mom can you give me dopamine
recept regulating motor cognitive
executive and behavioral reward
regulation to increase cognitive
abilities impr improve of the
neuromuscular Fitness of the species
right
y
actually
misinterprets firing
drums the B audio visual
hallucination like
M
hallucination time
[Music] | HALLUCINATION TIME |
I sell propane because it is a rare and
perfect thing in selling it I'm able to
know it and in knowing it I have
dominion over it colorless and odorless
it burds clean and long poane is pure in
a way that God wouldn't let mankind be I
tell you what man God not only put the
dang all bleach diers evil in the heart
of man... | King of the Hill, but it's Blood Meridian |
is that ham process if it's processed I
don't want it
man that is an 11 pound whole slab of
deli ham it has no bones fat or
connective tissue it is an amalgamation
of the meat of several pigs emulsified
liquefied strained and ultimately
inexorably joined in an Unholy meat
Obelisk God had no hand in the creation
of this... | ham meme (original) |
boys go to college to get more knowledge
girls go to Jupiter to get crushed by
its extreme gravitational pool due to it
having
37.8 times the mass of Earth and on top
of that its temperatures go down to -
234° fah meaning that even if you were
able to withstand 318 GS you would still
die near instantly due to its
indes... | 𝕁 𝕌 ℙ 𝕀 𝕋 𝔼 ℝ is a swimming pool |
what is Faith son of
mine isaz in faith to be patient while
the serent consumes God's
creation to find comfort in slavery KN
your action will be
rewarded that since you obey Satan long
enough God Will Save
you or is it Fai to risk your soul to do
what is
right that if you leap into hell to
fight for God his love will s... | WHAT IS FAITH, SON OF MAN D |
Which beloved winter holiday character
are
you? Magic home invasion mailman drinks
found milk slithers down your house's
throat only comes once each year.
Jiggler top tier jiggler.
Bewitched cookie. Bewitched cookie. Is
he alive or dead? Eyes false made of
bread. He is on drugs. I live for drugs.
Rat king. Rat king. Do... | Which beloved winter holiday character are you |
I didn't learn about this at driving
school. Stop, says the red light. Go,
says the green. Wait, says the yellow
light, twinkling in
between. Neil, says the demon light with
its eye of coal. Sora knows your license
plate and stares into your soul. | I DIDN'T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL |
How dull for you to live your life
without any hills to die on. You are
your vast, flat, barren plains of
compromise, acceptance, and
accommodation. While I reign supreme
over the lush rolling highlands of
stupid I have irrationally chosen
to stake my entire identity | the glorious green hill I choose to die on |
[Music]
today in history history history history
May 12th
2013 after playing against itself and
losing for trillions of rounds that's a
lot of rounds lot of rounds AI finally
solves Tick Tac Toe that's good that's
good that's good while a billion people
die every second hey no that's bad
that's that's May 12th
1982 but... | TODAY IN HISTORY |
Excuse me. He ordered the triple dipper,
not the boneless wings. With extra
ranch. | when your girl got your back |
Scorching desert of nuclear pain.
Birthplace of ghosts.
Screaming cradle of cosmic vapors.
Barren land of nightmares.
Big hot.
Small cold orb
atom dad
dust mom
has rays
has beams
annoying
sad would probably drive a cool car
would probably ride a weird force.
[Music] | SUN or MOON PICK A SIDE! |
[Music]
A wise, brave, and overall great man
once said, "Boil them, mash them, stick
them in a stew. The potato is no doubt a
true blessing to the world in its many
inhabitants that have mouths." However,
I would like to highlight their unusual
aerodynamic usefulness when applied
tightly to the muzzle of a metal tool
v... | Potatoes - A Review |
[Music]
You will be
okay. You have no
choice. Everything will turn out
fine. You cannot stop
it. You will
succeed. It is
inevitable. Better days are already
coming. It is too late now.
[Music] | ominous positivity |
I bring a sort of demonically horned
vibe to my own confrontation with the
unknowable. My higher self
recognizes as a deeper reflection of my
soul's
desire to
merge
the infinite.
[Music]
and I play games. They haven't been in
this game yet, but I'm going to play
Alice in Wonderland pretty soon with
him. I dig that. I'm... | soul sharpening words |
Son, I wish to liberate you. I want you
to become devil. Imagine a coastline of
bloody jagged rocks with drags and
teeth. There is a strip of sand between
the rocks and a raging sea. You gain
consciousness and gaze outwards. You see
a massive wave coming. You have a few
moments. You can run along the shore,
desperately... | fanatical father |
[Music]
The American gas station is a staple of
modern life. A place to refuel your
vehicle and relieve internal pressure
from your bladders and our intestines.
It is sometimes found during a routine
hunt on a wellbeaten path. Sometimes an
oasis during trying times. Sometimes you
seek it out. Sometimes you simply
blund... | Gas Stations - A Review |
[Music]
You will be
okay. You have no
choice. Everything will turn out
fine. You cannot stop
it. You will
succeed. It is
inevitable. Better days are already
coming. It is too late now.
[Music] | ominous positivity (2) |
Can we please stop romanticizing putting
your firstborn in the strange dark
river? I'm going to die. It's [ __ ]
2022.
We don't even know why we do it. There
is no proof that it will stop the
riverbion of the
riverbart conception of the
riverbed river should only be used for
midnight ceremony. It's such a sin.
Washing ... | ¡ 𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 CAN STOP 𝒯𝐻𝐸 ＲＩＶＥＲ ＭＡ Ｎ ! |
Much has been said of the
industriousness of the bee, the
sweetness of their honey, the efficiency
of their hives, their great charity and
bravery in fertilizing plants and
fighting off larger threats through the
use of teamwork and
self-sacrifice. Don't you believe a word
of it. Bees are freaky little horn balls
that ... | Bees - A Review |
People born today will never know what
it feels like to put it that way into a
VCR. | sanwitch goes into vcr |
[Music]
This is
Ralph. Ralph is a concept created by you
while reading this. When you stop, Ralph
ceases to exist. Your attention is the
thin barrier between Ralph and the
void. I'm scared, says Ralph.
[Music] | This is Ralph |
raccoons are ancient and Powerful
creatures who are famous for their deep
admiration and respect for trash which
is the source of their power here I will
outline the three strategies raccoons
use for defending their trash and
invading weak peoples one Rumble and
Tumble two biting the hell out of three
pure arson I vote... | Racoons - A Review |
the inevitable flow of time flow of time
will wash away everything we know
everything we know the nature of
existence is fleeting fleeting bleeding
there is no reason to fear that which
you cannot control when your existence
ends you won't have the ability to fear
Fe anymore brother when your existence
ends you won hav... | There is no need to be upset |
[Music]
one day while out on a walk a tortoise
happened upon a Hungry Fox looking out
across a pond hello Fox the Dy said I
know you're hungry but please do not try
to hurt me if you do I can simply hide
inside my shell and you will never get
in ah it's true your shell is very
strong said the fox but can you hide
from ... | tortoise and fox situation |
Tell me the name of God, you fungal
piece of
[ __ ] Can you feel your heart
burning? Can you feel the struggle
within? The fear within me is beyond
anything your soul can
make. You cannot kill me in a way that
matters. I'm not [ __ ] scared of you.
Hey, hey, OP. What the [ __ ] does this
mean?
Decay exists as an accide... | TELL ME THE NAME OF G O D |
[Music]
squids are very intelligent and Powerful
animals that should be treated with
utmost respect and admiration they must
be given deep in affectionate care and
the clothes off our backs and tithes
that is what the squids insist about
themselves anyway and they have fo many
soft-minded individuals with their silky
l... | Squid - A Review |
have you ever been to space I have let
me put it this bluntly it stinks worse
than hell up there and the aliens are
the most rotten things you will ever
meet the only amusing thing to do up
there is to lie to them and think of all
the ways you'll fool people back home
into making a trip of their own like the
space pict... | Space - A Review |
[Music]
as much as we all hate to admit it
everybody enjoys music from time to time
you probably heard music today and
didn't even realize it and you probably
liked it too that is okay do not be
embarrassed the key to enjoying music
properly is to abandon it the instant
you become aware that someone else likes
the musi... | Music - A Review |
light switch covers are crucial this
cannot be stated frequently or
forcefully enough a home without them is
not a home at all but an abuse not only
do they protect our sacred light
switches from abuse but they also ensure
that all the many-legged Vermin crawling
inside our walls can't get out and hide
in our clothes o... | Light Switch Covers - A Review |
God has sent Cookie Monster to hell. At
first, Cookie Monster was confused by
this, but then he realized all the
sinners have been transformed into
cookies. He wasn't being punished. He
was the punishment. Snack time. | Cookie monster gets sent to hell |
[Music]
picture if you can an intelligent sea
creature that is a joke of course there
are none but I have entitled to a bit of
levity now and then if you can picture
such a thing I am certain that you like
me have called to mind what comes
closest the bacle or scientists call
them the Geniuses of the sea and for
good r... | Barnacles - A Review |
[Music]
Lamei
sleeping la dream world. Yes, I'm
finally lost in it. I'm fully lucid
while dreaming. Brother, good sir. Oh,
you're my subconscious. Claps. I'm
worse. You aren't supposed to be like
this. You've broken a taboo. You will be
punished for this transgression.
Awaking hope. I'm awake. I must be. Then
why is it... | le lucid dreaming |
We live high. We make a
noise. We live high. | WE DEM KOIS, WE MAKIN NOIS |
[Music]
since the dawn of time birds have mocked
us they eat our seeds and then go cat as
far as I'm concerned Birds haven't
coming how do they fly with the aid of
devils nonetheless I rate Birds three
stars for their athleticism and their
handsomeness two stars have been
deducted for being worth more on the
hand than ... | Birds - A Review |
there is no hope for shrimps they are
done for what can a shrimp possibly hope
to do picture this you are born into a
cold and unforgiving world and you look
like a lobster but worse do you even
deserve pity is it not justified to
despise such a creature I have no doubts
my detractors will have much to say
about this b... | Shrimp - A Review |
[Music]
after years of observing from afar the
ongoing and futile attempts of so-called
scientists to both qualify and quantify
what rats are I feel it is my duty to
step in and offer my assistance by first
defining what they are not rats are not
lack rats are not tolerable rats are not
human beings it follows from thi... | Rats - A Review |
badges are very sad creatures that I do
not give a damn about they have never
been there for me all they do is dig and
eat worms one day they would dig
themselves straight into hell and no one
will be sorry about it i' rate by just
one star for their screaming ability
which I can admire but for stce have
been deducted ... | Badgers - A Review |
[Music]
don't let how spindly and laggy they are
fool you these little beasts will also
bite the hell out of you just for fun
spiders are famous for dangling tangling
and strangling and they do not sleep and
they cannot be kept out and they cannot
be killed I rate them four stars out of
five for putting the fear of God... | Spiders - A Review |
despite their soft appearance there's a
sharpness to bears that makes them very
difficult to socialize with others you
cannot give a bear a bounce house
because she would not appreciate the
gesture she would read into it too much
since you gave her a gift does that mean
you now expect her to give you one bears
are over... | Bears - A Review |
how has he done
it without
falling as to God at
last
no he has
simply befriended the spiral | HOW has he done it |
[Music]
I live in a highinccome county. I earn
wealth by setting forth and purging evil
from dungeons in the neighboring barren.
I have numerous chums in my adventuring
party, not least of all my noble seed,
bright and swift as lightning. But I of
course have admiration and respect for
each and every one of them. If yo... | I live in a high income county |
no bad | Parasitic Roundworms - A Review |
here I will make my casee for the
criminality of jellyfish who in my
humble opinion and in the eyes of God
are all cowards jellyfish engage in
horrendous behaviors including murder
and racketeering and being partially see
through perverts eily they drift
corrupting the ocean their tentacles
delicate streamers which sai... | Jellyfish - A Review |
it's got tiny tiny fishes that swim up
your panes into your body through your
peace stream I give it one star for the
horrors being entirely natural and
easily comprehensible for once minus
four stars for oues oh natural get them
out get them out | The Amazon River - A Review |
[Music]
other people have done wonderful things
for me they have invented many great
objects like shoes which I take
advantage of freely and with GRE Lee
they have built many buildings and many
great works of art and many
technological Marvels they are suckers
for doing all of this as they have
received absolutely noth... | People - A Review |
[Music]
look each of us knows where he stands on
the topic of horses I have no Ambitions
towards sorting out the horse question
or converting anyone to one side or the
other still I will give my opinion here
for the record I am completely fed up
with them there is no activity in my
life that would be bettered by adding... | Horses - A Review |
Help me. Oh, help me. I'm injured. I'm
in horrible, horrible, agonizing pain.
I've fallen falling in love with your
beautiful
eyes. Gotcha. How you doing, | STOP SCROLLING AND HELP ME |
H today I will interact with the person
more comprehending the separate interon
spheres of existence that correct the
boundaries of reality and balancing the
Casual personalization we must all enact
to function normally around each other
with fundamental knowledge that they are
human without turning into a personified
... | inner monologue |
they have a certain look of smug
intelligence to them as if these
creatures recognize exactly what sorts
of undeniably reprehensible effects they
have upon the population and the
irreversible damage that they have
inflicted upon all of holy creation an
unlearned every man will think that man
is captivated by the so-cal... | Cats - A Review |
not satisfied with recording our very
thoughts which were meant to be kept
private fleeting and precious into ink
the circus that his modern technological
invention read ping gadgetry claims to
have at last devised a way to steal and
seal the images we see onto plates in
films behold this gloss paper it is a
mountain w... | Thoughts on these newfangled Camera Contraptions |
Hi, Liberal. Nice haircut. Did you get
that? Did you get that haircut from the
liberal store? | NICE HAIRCUT, LIBERAL |
Hot Pockets land
sandwiches play with 100% existential
dread the ill Cosmic void with the sound
of a thousand collapsing
Stars overwhelmingly stopped with
visions of the abys the size of the
universe the length of time the edge of
reality
cook thoroughly cook thoroughly cook
thoroughly cook thoroughly
[Applause] | eldritch horror flavored hot pockets |
throw it in the ocean I am causing a
commotion this is safe legal someone got
to charge girls coming Chu it in the
water no one come try to stop here
taking all your cats making money I got
Stacks I got
rocks yeah charge the eels down in the
drink | Car Batteries - A Review |
the Lord is my
shepherd I shall
not
what he maketh me to lie down in Green
Pastures he leadth me beside the Still
Waters he restoreth my
soul he leth me in the paths of
righteousness for his name's sake | red lomster |
Turtles are very nice five
stars yeah very nice
[Music] | Turtles - A Review |
[Music]
This could be
us, but you're stuck in a trauma bond
with toxic social programming that feels
normal, but actually keeps your soul
suspended in a low vibrational force
field. Why you simultaneously make fun
of any benevolent attempt to bring this
situation to your attention?
[Music] | this could be us |
beetles have been around for trillions
of years before we were even tiny babies
they were crawling around eating dirt
and having a good time however you can't
just have a good time all the time
sometimes you need to have a very bad
time which Beatles Excel it they have
hard shells to hold in their emotions
which preven... | Beetles - A Review |
[Music]
all around the world rivers are facing a
pollution crisis FY animals like zebras
in water buffalo are putting their dirty
mouths in the water getting their spit
all over the place and sending it
straight to the ocean for the whales to
drink luckily Nature has devised a
clever plan to put a stop to this The
Humb... | Crocodiles - A Review |
[Music]
Charles Darwin once wrote that ducks are
the dumb asses of birds for years the
Geniuses of the world did not know what
he meant by this until they saw a duck
in person for themselves Ducks do not
eat seeds or bugs like normal Birds
instead they subsist entirely on whole
slices of bread that are flung at them
li... | Ducks - A Review |
[Music]
I have never seen one of these sons of
but if I ever do I will not
hesitate to run it over with my car or
otherwise assaulted with every intention
of inflicting permanent disfigurement
and embarrassment these losers think
their people are supposed to be scared
of them because directors told them so
not me if I... | Ghosts - A Review |
my mind collapsing into unfathomable
colors as I step out of the time machine
into an empty Abyss instead of our
primate ancestors I find myself staring
into the eyes of an ancient eldrich god
one long forgotten by our books as it
opens its gaping M to speak my mind
shattering from the undefinable weight
of its words
[... | I do not recommend time travel |
[Music]
I know you're not the bird from this
time. You traveled here from the future
to kill me. You know that in 6 years,
I'll build a time machine, which I'll
use to travel back in time in mastermind
September 11th. But what you don't know
is that I stopped here before I ventured
back to 1996 to warn myself of your
a... | Ernie is playing 4D chess while Bert is playing checkers |
[Music]
while they are not very bright tables
are world renowned for their loyalty and
their strength though it should be
understated that they are extremely
stupid and I do not mean that unkindly
there's also a profound gentleness to
them here many will say but I stub my
toe on a table it nearly broke my dang
toe clea... | Tables - A Review |
mods are retched animals that bring no
one any Joy they are like butterflies
that piss everybody off they have
declared war on lights they eat clothes
instead of normal food because they are
evil Pats that wish to undermine our
senses of Shame and decency with every
hole leaden through a sock the devil's
smile widens I... | Moths - A Review |
[Music]
stop exploring the the oce we all know
what water
is there's no single in
there we found everything tast tastes
good one crab two crab Fri Fri shrimp
3,320 jellyfish to H go to
hell I want to see jellyfish in hell | STOP EXPLORING THE OCEAN |
in the whole vast domain of living
nature there Reigns an open
violence a kind of prescriptive Fury
which arms all the creatures to their
common
Doom as soon as you leave the inanimate
Kingdom you find the decree of violent
death inscribed on the very frontiers of
life you feel it already in the
vegetable Kingdom from ... | Violence is the only universal course of nature |
[Music]
I met a butterfly the other
day I was just hanging out in the
backyard about to mow the lawn when a
monarch butterfly flew over and landed
on my
finger I asked him what he
wanted and he said bring back 80 speed
medal
90,000 and I can feel the power take my
way
as I hit 100 I find out just how good
the RO can
be... | butterfly of wisdoms |
atomas I'm a bit concerned about this
recent apocalyptic Fiasco the corpses of
doomed men fall the God's dwellings are
Reed with Crimson blood fate catches
fire before the world plunges
headlong no man will spare another all
weather is vicious all are terrified on
the road BS to Hell splendid
[Music]
[Music]
n | such an inconvenient apocalypse |
[Music]
Moon toop you have no idea how ready you
are we will put a giant top in front of
the Moon
7,739 s mil of permanent top
99.99 54% light absortion
black 100% conceals every visible angle
from Earth I promise you will never see
the damn thing again it is already paid
for it is on the construction 30,000 men
have d... | MOON TARP |
are you ready kids that Espanola wild
cracken molten sugar can pack i' be
behaving in a matter unbefitting of a
gentleman y lover don't hate me cuz I'm
fire maybe if you got rid of that old ye
haircut you got you get some mermaids on
your peg leg or better yet maybe Tenisha
call you C if you ever stop fornicating
with ... | pirate flow |
dogs are celebrated because they can do
things and because they can be very nice
that is very good for dogs they get four
stars for that to the great heart of
many annoying people one star must be
deducted for the following reasons
greasiness shedding aggressive
defecation overs salivation deliberate
and forceful pissi... | Dogs - A Review |
[Music]
an unruly of a fruit that can be
disrobed with only a minimal level of
effort must you be so promiscuous | Bananas - A Review |
man should have never divorced all
worldly attachments tell me what it's
like to lose
control now I'm drifting in a state of
[Music]
[Applause]
un
experience
without in
[Music] | universal truth type beat |
[Music]
the sacred
geometry you want the secret s h don't
you one
be let get
three let three B
[Music]
get What Becomes of it when one the two
is
removed without Darkness Darkness this
man no light light does man know
light does not the concept of brightness
itself
die it is the natural order of
creation no pleasure wi... | mathemagical |
sorry I won't be responding further I do
not post online to argue or explain
myself I post to satisfy my secret
agendas which will be satisfy absolutely
Richard working right now to my
glorious do you think you're a bules
will stop me how will you stop what you
cannot see
[Music] | Why I post |
fish are incredibly complex and
misunderstood animals with many
Mysteries to their nature so that we may
examine these creatures in full and
without bias I will first lay out the
entirety of our current academic
knowledge on fish one they smell like
trash two they look like hell three they
live in a giant toilet things... | Fish - A Review |
Yesterday I was burying valuables in my
yard when I accidentally cut the
internet
cable. There was nothing in it. Just
metal string. Y
do they think
[Music]
I'm
s this is a spirit box.
Comcast and AT&T are putting traps
filter in your home and forcing them to
entertain.
What about that? I don't know what it
was and I p... | INTERNET SPIRIT BOX |
[Music]
what would we do without scorpions a lot
of things probably but they wouldn't be
as exciting Scholars have long noted the
similarities between scorpions and
lobsters but here I will point out three
key differences between them that make
scorpions exceptional one scorpions can
get inside your home all by themsel... | Scorpions - A Review |
for melenia man has studied the humble
frog seeking wisdom and prophecies from
the strange and pensive creature what
does it mean Ancient Man may have asked
when three frogs ho through camp on a
silent mfi night following the Ark of
the Moon do they warn of famine War
pestilence ancient man never figured it
out and was... | Frogs - A Review |
art is an important part of the human
experience it can take many forms most
of which are bad there are several
factors that decide whether art is bad
or not heed them carefully one craft two
subtlety three physical ugliness of the
artist four is it
badass but my detractor stemmer thinking
they have bested me at last i... | Art - A Review |
I wish to
be I wish to be open your
third to feed
on
you think | OPEN-YOUR-THIRD-BEAK |
you're
[Music]
on me showing clear Sy completing the
first stage of the alchemical
Magnum the blacking the future faction
of the the elements the elements the
decomposition of PR matter
H yeah | YOU'RE ON DRUGS |
[Music]
look at this fool
donot he is a raving Unity is does he
truly think he fights Giants that Feast
on men does he truly believe the most
noble of men in our society to be Wicked
Sorcerers that worship
demons as the call these lonely pisses
Harless and filthy prostitutes Fair Ms
and Noble princess
what a miserable ... | he is insane and unreasonable, he is unfit to dwell among us |
now the very tracks are composed of
human beings they thrash and whale
begging for mercy from the machine that
uses their bodies to move
forward there is no dilemma no problem
because there is no
resolution no choice the world works as
it works Things Are are as they
are everything runs on tracks from the
whirling of e... | There is no trolley problem |
ignition sequence start nothing to worry
about guys yes Voyager One started
babbling gibberish a few months back but
it is not gone insane in the depths of
space it's just an old Pro don't be
ridiculous we still don't have a
technology or Arcane knowledge to
transfer human intelligence from one
Brave astronaut's body t... | NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT GUYS |
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Dataset Summary
This specialized dataset contains over 250 transcriptions of the philosophical, and short-form cinematographic works by the creator, BurialGoods.
This corpus is primarily designed for Language Model Pretraining. It introduces models to a distinctive, stylized, and often surreal dialogue structure, enabling them to learn complex tone, philosophical context, and unique narrative voice, distinguishing it from standard web-scraped data.
Other uses of this dataset could include fine-tuning, but it would require preprocessing to some extent.
Usage Example:
Here is an example of how to load and use the dataset in Python.
from datasets import load_dataset
#Load the dataset
dataset = load_dataset("eZWALT/burialgoods-pretraining-corpus", split = "train", streaming = True)
Citations
Cite as:
@misc{ezwalt2025LLMScratch,
title = {{Transformer from Scratch Pretrain\&Pray}},
author = {Walter J. Troiani Vargas},
year = 2025,
journal = {GitHub repository},
publisher = {GitHub},
howpublished = {\url{https://github.com/eZWALT/LLM-from-Scratch-Pretrain-and-Pray}}
}
@misc{burialgoodsYT2025,
title = {{burialgoods}},
author = {{burialgoods}},
year = {2025},
note = {YouTube Channel},
howpublished = {\url{https://www.youtube.com/@burialgoods}}
}
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license: cc-by-4.0 task_categories: - text-generation language: - en tags: - pretraining - nlp - art
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