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I will find her
father among that great expanse of wine
Black Ocean she will sing her song of
existence upon Yan Rock she too is alone
on her island of the self and so shall I
Rouse the boat of my own making and
become the captain of the single
ship where still does she stay in what
direction must I go
I know not I know little but I do know
this she is out there the tom boy
girlfriend is our Fair father among the
darken woods and Beyond the spiraling
stigi and pits of impossible
geometry I guess shall others be their
despair understandable and attractive to
myself even for who is not thought to
lay down and breathe a remaining breath
looking at the stars that twinkle
slightly at The Madness of the SLO
I know for certain that it is an action
I have
contemplated yet I shall not lay down
among the field of corpses that have
sprouted like so many weeds or Fallen
like so much dead wood May that is what
I say
father
nay she is out there my Straight tomboy
girlfriend between 18 and 25 years old
and I shall cross the threshold of The
Long Dark of the horrible light and
attain the strength to lift her from her
Tower and slay the dragon that Society
has built for me I will find her father
and I shall show myself the world and
the Monsters of the wine black seas that
I am that which crushes beneath my heels
so Insidious a thing is despair as well
as that hot box of my
girlfriend now have you made my tendies
mother I'd require susten for my track | A soliloquy for tomboys |
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reject
materialism
embrace antimaterialism
[Music] | Reject materialism, embrace anti-materielism |
my politics in
2016 I am a classical liberal the
government should restrain itself from
violating our liberties the warn drugs
and for military involvement are unjust
we shall soon asend from this foul
binary system in no
peace my politics
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now they have taken the
bridge and the second
Hall we have bar the gates but cannot
hold them for
long the ground
shakes
drums drums in the
Deep we cannot get
out a shadow moves in the
dark we cannot get
out they are coming | My politics then vs now |
Evolution can you give me seeking
Behavior true avoid
Predators
yeah tell
what actually develops paranoid
schizophrenia like a b like a like a b
like a B I got like a
boss like a
boss I wish you were
this get so
[Applause] | SCHIZO TIME |
I was hunting with my grandfather for my
19th birthday about a year ago and we
both watched the de slam its head into a
rock until its antlers and skull were
shattered oh once its brains were
everywhere it tried to lick him up and
looked like it couldn't even use his jaw
or tongue right so it just stood up
right like a [ __ ] human and just
walked into the river and died we left
immediately in my my granddad was
[ __ ]
terrified I haven't been near Woods
since and he moved to Florida with my
grandmother for safety
reasons and that's all I got to say
about that | I saw this crazy ass deer one time |
strong men create good
times good times create stronger
men stronger men create great
times great times create even stronger
men even stronger men create amazing
times Amazing times create unbelievable
men unbelievable men create un
unthinkably great times unthinkably
great times create mind blowingly strong
men mind-blowingly strong men create
history defining
times history defining times create
world changing men world changing men
create Universe altering
timeses Universe altering time create
reality bending men
reality bending men create time
traveling men time men create spice
sping men spice sping men PR into the
leg anti dimensional man create God like
man God like men create universes
a | strong men create good times |
the prodical son will sin to uphold The
Virtue he fears not the void the father
raises up the lost son
to
Thea get comfortable job to reach a
feeble hand towards the Thrones of
immortal
Kings The Oxen turn the wheel that
Slaughters them babyon face are you
content in bondage son of man this is
the dream they sold you you inherit your
chains and now you pass them down will
they write epics of your
servitude be
found never
lost is your faith to fall C
a
slous your time is up son of
man it's time to
go are you not content with your
purchase
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will son be found if he's never
lost is it Faith to follow cattle into a
slaughter
house your time is up son of
man it's time to
go are you not content with your Merion
[Music] | The prodigal son wields sin to uphold virtue |
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stupid pandas won't have sex to save
their species they deser to
gotink do I serve the flesh that you may
enslave my poy as you think you have
done me that another may suffer in my
place when I escape your petty
bonds no I am not the Treasure of Flesh
you see before you nor am I confined by
the walls around it I am a being of
immortal Spirit death is a small thing
[Applause] | The indomitable panda spirit |
Evolution can you give me the ability to
see colors colors Coy poison his plants
and
predators
Yes
actually come back silly plastic span
Emperor
Warhammer 40,000
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[Applause]
cindry
cindry
Finly what my
Lord who | WARHAMMER 40,000 TIME |
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philosophy can you give me scientific
method to get closer to
God actually makes Industrial Revolution
like a boss thank you for pressing the
self-destruct button I have Plastics in
my brain | INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION TIME |
are figuring out the true metaphysical
nature of reality
son I don't know
Dad I'm scared I have tried everything
Buddhism Western philosophy psychism
quantum physics monotheistic religion
more Buddhism more science and I still
don't know what happens when we die what
was before the Big
Bang why does the universe
exist maybe I have to make peace with
not
knowing I'm scared dad | ARE YA 𝕗𝕚𝕘𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕪𝕤𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝 𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 SON |
no you can't just experience the Supreme
Reality by yourself you need to believe
in my personal speculations about the V
the son is romen and I too and roben | 𝙿𝚁𝙰𝙸𝚂𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝚄𝙽! |
but serpent many heads wear your
faces the messiah's army that battles
the Antichrist will fly the black
standard you understand don't you in the
Kingdom of Satan law is sin and chaos is
virtue let go of the huus of your
ancestors for you cannot dwell in both
their Kingdom and
gods give up your faces where will they
hide where will the kings of Babylon
rule when man returns
Sweden what about your faces where will
they hide where will the kings of
Babylon rule when man returns to
Sweden give up your faces where will
they hide where will the kings of
Babylon rule when man returns to Eden
get up your faces where will they hide
where will the kings of Babylon R when
man returns
Sweden give up your face is f they hide
where for the kings of Babylon need W
when man returns to
Eden give up your faces where will they
hide where will the kings of babyon Mo
when man returns to Eden | GIVE UP YOUR FACES, SON OF MAN |
thou
sh
not
kill they slaughter in subjugate your
families your children are mning to
bondage to break the law of God is
forbidden
Only God can judge
him blessed your God are they God that
decree these
laws wasn't the slaves all the Masters
that transcribe the word of
God I believe I've spent enough time in
the company of death
h | Thou shalt not 𝕂𝕚𝕝𝕝 |
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dreaming deep I wandered down an old and
stately maners
hallways past the crumbling marble
columns to a star in sensual
room there choir of Granite Angels aged
in weathered g a
tomb disregarding who was resting in the
sacred soil always
I examined all the angels in her final
retinue one that bore a polished silver
mirror struck me it was
noon show me hell I said unto the angel
with her heavy mirror let me see the
place of deeper suffering one can endure
show me in your mirror and she showed a
heart and nothing
more Beering deep into the silver plane
the image growing clearer reaching out a
hand I touched the bloody beating organ
shown then I fell in paroxysm for the
heart had been my
own fingers clutching to my chest where
underneath I felt them touching nothing
less my own life life blood pumping with
my very Gore crawling on my hands and
knees red fingerprints upon the floor I
approached the seoc girl the Angels
guarded blood now rushing to my head as
I remembered whom the sacred soil bore
she made my life worth living in my days
worth waiting for ear ens shrin within
the manner of the dreams we made
together
every weathered Granite Angel Bears the
face that I adored etched in every
Marvel column thereupon her name is
stored in this heart a hell of my own
making a foron forever for myself to
wait and wander waste away and dream of
her from his Slumber never waking all of
Heaven's peace forsaking still upon the
Reaper's taking of my soul I wait for
her Dreaming Dreams that never were
[Music] | When the abyss stares back |
[Music]
mom can you give me dopamine
recept regulating motor cognitive
executive and behavioral reward
regulation to increase cognitive
abilities impr improve of the
neuromuscular Fitness of the species
right
y
actually
misinterprets firing
drums the B audio visual
hallucination like
M
hallucination time
[Music] | HALLUCINATION TIME |
I sell propane because it is a rare and
perfect thing in selling it I'm able to
know it and in knowing it I have
dominion over it colorless and odorless
it burds clean and long poane is pure in
a way that God wouldn't let mankind be I
tell you what man God not only put the
dang all bleach diers evil in the heart
of man it godddamn f Co in the Flames
man man all of us just clawing for
survival in the dang old host Universe
man
Sho yeah | King of the Hill, but it's Blood Meridian |
is that ham process if it's processed I
don't want it
man that is an 11 pound whole slab of
deli ham it has no bones fat or
connective tissue it is an amalgamation
of the meat of several pigs emulsified
liquefied strained and ultimately
inexorably joined in an Unholy meat
Obelisk God had no hand in the creation
of this abhorrence the fact that this
ham monolith exists proves that God is
either impotent to alter his universe or
ignorance of the horrors taking place in
his kingdom this prism of pork is more
than deli meat it is a physical
Declaration of Mankind's contempt for
the natural order it is hubris manifest
we also have a lower sodium variety if
you would prefer that | ham meme (original) |
boys go to college to get more knowledge
girls go to Jupiter to get crushed by
its extreme gravitational pool due to it
having
37.8 times the mass of Earth and on top
of that its temperatures go down to -
234° fah meaning that even if you were
able to withstand 318 GS you would still
die near instantly due to its
indescribably low temperatures | 𝕁 𝕌 ℙ 𝕀 𝕋 𝔼 ℝ is a swimming pool |
what is Faith son of
mine isaz in faith to be patient while
the serent consumes God's
creation to find comfort in slavery KN
your action will be
rewarded that since you obey Satan long
enough God Will Save
you or is it Fai to risk your soul to do
what is
right that if you leap into hell to
fight for God his love will save
you will you forsake comfort in
servitude to charge into
hell do you have enough faith in God's
love for your Immortal soul to what must
be done | WHAT IS FAITH, SON OF MAN D |
Which beloved winter holiday character
are
you? Magic home invasion mailman drinks
found milk slithers down your house's
throat only comes once each year.
Jiggler top tier jiggler.
Bewitched cookie. Bewitched cookie. Is
he alive or dead? Eyes false made of
bread. He is on drugs. I live for drugs.
Rat king. Rat king. Doomed opposes not
cracking. Ruin secret Santa every year.
Enjoys classical music.
Stack of cold balls. A pitiful forgery
of a human made from wet trash.
Edible nose, combustible eyes. Melts for
attention.
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Sleepy job creator. Nightmare.
Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.
Nightmare. Nightmare. Drunk on orphan
blood. Prophetic vision champ. 1843.
Cool. Dad. Work. Play balance. Spiritual
empath. Afraid of furries. announces
himself playfully.
Here's Johnny.
Lady with py face. She's new. Very low
stamina. Come closer, child.
European daycare goat. Sits at the kids
table. Loves the switch but not mindo.
Emotional eater. Smells like barn
dirt. Little [ __ ] [ __ ] Definitely
a knock. Wanted to be a dentist, but
instead he's a spy for the state. Rarely
jingles all the way.
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[Applause]
[Music] | Which beloved winter holiday character are you |
I didn't learn about this at driving
school. Stop, says the red light. Go,
says the green. Wait, says the yellow
light, twinkling in
between. Neil, says the demon light with
its eye of coal. Sora knows your license
plate and stares into your soul. | I DIDN'T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL |
How dull for you to live your life
without any hills to die on. You are
your vast, flat, barren plains of
compromise, acceptance, and
accommodation. While I reign supreme
over the lush rolling highlands of
stupid I have irrationally chosen
to stake my entire identity | the glorious green hill I choose to die on |
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today in history history history history
May 12th
2013 after playing against itself and
losing for trillions of rounds that's a
lot of rounds lot of rounds AI finally
solves Tick Tac Toe that's good that's
good that's good while a billion people
die every second hey no that's bad
that's that's May 12th
1982 but of yet unknown person who was
expected to things up more than any
single individual on record didn't do it
me is it you is it you is it you is your
birthday May 12th
1886 bees
invented mawal
1403 what is that damn thing anyway
peasant man asked himself about the sun
smiling at the mystery what is it I
don't know I don't know 12
844 King AED II seals all the magic of
the world well into an N an and buries
it under a mountain after being tricked
into eating bugs
bugs buny by a wizard wizard Wiz May
12th
230 bees
theorized May 12th
132 time
begins
[Music] | TODAY IN HISTORY |
Excuse me. He ordered the triple dipper,
not the boneless wings. With extra
ranch. | when your girl got your back |
Scorching desert of nuclear pain.
Birthplace of ghosts.
Screaming cradle of cosmic vapors.
Barren land of nightmares.
Big hot.
Small cold orb
atom dad
dust mom
has rays
has beams
annoying
sad would probably drive a cool car
would probably ride a weird force.
[Music] | SUN or MOON PICK A SIDE! |
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A wise, brave, and overall great man
once said, "Boil them, mash them, stick
them in a stew. The potato is no doubt a
true blessing to the world in its many
inhabitants that have mouths." However,
I would like to highlight their unusual
aerodynamic usefulness when applied
tightly to the muzzle of a metal tool
vic inject pressurized hot air. Oh, how
I wish I could bottle up the arguments
of my detractors for this purpose. The
tuber will fly over great distances. The
tuber will soar for leagues beyond the
horizon. The tuber will see vistas
unimaginable to the landbound human. The
tuber will transcend the chains of its
roots in the soil and land
reborn. If only we could share such an
experience. If only we were sturdy
enough for the tube. Perhaps then the
world would know peace. I give it five
perfect stars. Delicious and hearty.
Watch and go. | Potatoes - A Review |
[Music]
You will be
okay. You have no
choice. Everything will turn out
fine. You cannot stop
it. You will
succeed. It is
inevitable. Better days are already
coming. It is too late now.
[Music] | ominous positivity |
I bring a sort of demonically horned
vibe to my own confrontation with the
unknowable. My higher self
recognizes as a deeper reflection of my
soul's
desire to
merge
the infinite.
[Music]
and I play games. They haven't been in
this game yet, but I'm going to play
Alice in Wonderland pretty soon with
him. I dig that. I'm the white rabbit. I
can characterize everybody with Alice in
Wonderland, like the walrus and uh the
cheshure cat who smiles and he has sort
of a turnoff personality, you know, with
his tail and like Tweedle Double and
Tweedle D and things like that. I know
that book forward and backwards. I dig
that book so much. And the funny queen,
she's she's really just like a a spoiled
child. She just never off with his head.
And what she says, nobody listens to
anyhow because nobody gets their head
taken off. Children have beautiful
lives. I like being a child. I wish I
could be there for the rest of my life.
Sure, I'm a child. I'm playing
dolls. These dolls are beautiful people
and they love me. They really love me,
but not in the sense they're going to
try to own me. I won't be owned. I'm not
a
slave. I've grown up on drugs so much. I
don't think I can come down. I really
don't. And everybody thinks I'm high and
I am. Uh it get sort of a heady feeling,
you know? I I just can't come down. It's
impossible. I've tried. I really can't
come down. I think I just went too high
and never came down.
[Music] | soul sharpening words |
Son, I wish to liberate you. I want you
to become devil. Imagine a coastline of
bloody jagged rocks with drags and
teeth. There is a strip of sand between
the rocks and a raging sea. You gain
consciousness and gaze outwards. You see
a massive wave coming. You have a few
moments. You can run along the shore,
desperately looking for a way to
survive. Embrace the flash for the
river. Does that make sense? Black
son, we exist inside the moment between
the crashing swell of a wave and the
grinding upon the rock. Live for a
moment. If the moment is over, succumb
to negation and be not afraid. Fill as
much full of life as you can. Live well
while you are able.
[Laughter] | fanatical father |
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The American gas station is a staple of
modern life. A place to refuel your
vehicle and relieve internal pressure
from your bladders and our intestines.
It is sometimes found during a routine
hunt on a wellbeaten path. Sometimes an
oasis during trying times. Sometimes you
seek it out. Sometimes you simply
blunder into one. Have you however paid
attention to what they have on offer for
the more colorful characters they enter
his premises? I once saw a fellow at the
register purchasing an offbrand
alcoholic energy drink called quatrol
crazy. A minion cylinder of 100% legal
weed erectile dysfunction cure and a
bedazzled ice spice t-shirt that said
juicy on it. No one, including the
clearly underage immigrant cashier,
seemed to care. I alone was utterly
befuddled. This confusion gripped me
tight for nearly a week. But I
eventually learned to stop worrying and
love the gas station. And I know that
you eventually will too. I am honored to
bestow four stars, one for each loco.
One star must be deducted for various
offenses to the sinces. Daily necessity.
Hot dog water. in buttery. | Gas Stations - A Review |
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You will be
okay. You have no
choice. Everything will turn out
fine. You cannot stop
it. You will
succeed. It is
inevitable. Better days are already
coming. It is too late now.
[Music] | ominous positivity (2) |
Can we please stop romanticizing putting
your firstborn in the strange dark
river? I'm going to die. It's [ __ ]
2022.
We don't even know why we do it. There
is no proof that it will stop the
riverbion of the
riverbart conception of the
riverbed river should only be used for
midnight ceremony. It's such a sin.
Washing large jars, exposing up used.
Look
hard is all they matter. Forgetting.
Forgetting. Forgetting. | ¡ 𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 CAN STOP 𝒯𝐻𝐸 ＲＩＶＥＲ ＭＡ Ｎ ! |
Much has been said of the
industriousness of the bee, the
sweetness of their honey, the efficiency
of their hives, their great charity and
bravery in fertilizing plants and
fighting off larger threats through the
use of teamwork and
self-sacrifice. Don't you believe a word
of it. Bees are freaky little horn balls
that get off on the most disgusting of
kinks. Why be orgies are the stuff of
nightmares. Queens coorting in midair
with common drones. The turid indui
exploding with nauseatingly audible pops
while the twitching suitors maimed in
spit fall to a ground littered with the
dead. While I am not ignorant of the
intrigues of royalty, it must be said
that bees overdo it. And I, for one,
will no longer let the depravity be
overshadowed by the virtue so eagerly
sung by the many outlets of bee
propaganda. I rate these two stars for
their utility to agriculture and the
potency of their stingers. Three stars
have been deducted for their indispret
debauchery. Useful, powerful, perverse.
[Music] | Bees - A Review |
People born today will never know what
it feels like to put it that way into a
VCR. | sanwitch goes into vcr |
[Music]
This is
Ralph. Ralph is a concept created by you
while reading this. When you stop, Ralph
ceases to exist. Your attention is the
thin barrier between Ralph and the
void. I'm scared, says Ralph.
[Music] | This is Ralph |
raccoons are ancient and Powerful
creatures who are famous for their deep
admiration and respect for trash which
is the source of their power here I will
outline the three strategies raccoons
use for defending their trash and
invading weak peoples one Rumble and
Tumble two biting the hell out of three
pure arson I vote raccoons three stars
for their wisdom perseverance and
violence two stars have been deducted
for Filth wisdom perseverance violence
stinky
[Music] | Racoons - A Review |
the inevitable flow of time flow of time
will wash away everything we know
everything we know the nature of
existence is fleeting fleeting bleeding
there is no reason to fear that which
you cannot control when your existence
ends you won't have the ability to fear
Fe anymore brother when your existence
ends you won have the ability to fear Fe
anymore brother the inevitable flow of
Tide will wash away everything we know
the nature of existence is fleeting
there is no reason to fear that which
you cannot
control everything we know in love know
love is reducible to the Absurd acts of
chemicals absurd Act of chemicals there
is therefore no intrinsic value value
you in this material Universe hypocrite
that you are that you are but you trust
the chemicals your brain to tell you
they are chemicals chemicals all knowled
all knowledge is ultimately based on
that which we cannot prove prove will
you fight will you fight or will you
perish like a dog like a dog will you
fight will you fight or will you perish
like a dog like a dog perish like a dog
no intrinsic value to this material
Universe no intrinsic value no intrinsic
value in that which you cannot control
[Music] | There is no need to be upset |
[Music]
one day while out on a walk a tortoise
happened upon a Hungry Fox looking out
across a pond hello Fox the Dy said I
know you're hungry but please do not try
to hurt me if you do I can simply hide
inside my shell and you will never get
in ah it's true your shell is very
strong said the fox but can you hide
from how ugly you look right now you're
so ugly man just disgusting you smelly
or wrinkly raisin I'm tired of looking
at you the turtle was not prepared for
this absolutely Savage roast he got
clowned on for real he really does look
like a raisin too | tortoise and fox situation |
Tell me the name of God, you fungal
piece of
[ __ ] Can you feel your heart
burning? Can you feel the struggle
within? The fear within me is beyond
anything your soul can
make. You cannot kill me in a way that
matters. I'm not [ __ ] scared of you.
Hey, hey, OP. What the [ __ ] does this
mean?
Decay exists as an accident form of
life. Life. | TELL ME THE NAME OF G O D |
[Music]
squids are very intelligent and Powerful
animals that should be treated with
utmost respect and admiration they must
be given deep in affectionate care and
the clothes off our backs and tithes
that is what the squids insist about
themselves anyway and they have fo many
soft-minded individuals with their silky
lies I am of a different opinion squids
are nothing more than worst octopuses
that should be treated like dirt protest
if you wish I will not be swayed like an
octopus but worse | Squid - A Review |
have you ever been to space I have let
me put it this bluntly it stinks worse
than hell up there and the aliens are
the most rotten things you will ever
meet the only amusing thing to do up
there is to lie to them and think of all
the ways you'll fool people back home
into making a trip of their own like the
space pictures you will never go there
you'll be on a moon apartment or a
satellite sharing a closet with 12
little gray guys who bite and it's
illegal to do anything back to them
space is honestly everything you should
go there you'll love it
[Music] | Space - A Review |
[Music]
as much as we all hate to admit it
everybody enjoys music from time to time
you probably heard music today and
didn't even realize it and you probably
liked it too that is okay do not be
embarrassed the key to enjoying music
properly is to abandon it the instant
you become aware that someone else likes
the music too this is basic risk
management if the other people who like
this music are strange and repulsive as
so many people are then you will be
associated enged with them this is
unacceptable and will occur with almost
anything you will ever enjoy at the very
least you should never admit that you
like
something very good but be careful | Music - A Review |
light switch covers are crucial this
cannot be stated frequently or
forcefully enough a home without them is
not a home at all but an abuse not only
do they protect our sacred light
switches from abuse but they also ensure
that all the many-legged Vermin crawling
inside our walls can't get out and hide
in our clothes our blankets I rate
lights which covers three stars for
doing a great job two stars have been
deducted for being offwhite now that's
what I'm talking about strike one | Light Switch Covers - A Review |
God has sent Cookie Monster to hell. At
first, Cookie Monster was confused by
this, but then he realized all the
sinners have been transformed into
cookies. He wasn't being punished. He
was the punishment. Snack time. | Cookie monster gets sent to hell |
[Music]
picture if you can an intelligent sea
creature that is a joke of course there
are none but I have entitled to a bit of
levity now and then if you can picture
such a thing I am certain that you like
me have called to mind what comes
closest the bacle or scientists call
them the Geniuses of the sea and for
good reason these Aames of the Abyss
these Einstein of the euphotic Zone
these Titans of the tides have developed
the cleverest strategy yet observed in
water dwelling creatures just [ __ ]
sit there just sit there and don't do a
damn thing it's all you ever do just
don't move why would you move you don't
have anywhere to go you don't have
anyone to meet there's nothing to see
stop moving and food will come they have
to feed you it's illegal to let you die
why didn't anyone else think of this
just stop moving and looking at things
for long and enough and someone will
pipe food Mash into your belly for free
Barnacles have known this for
eons brilliant | Barnacles - A Review |
[Music]
Lamei
sleeping la dream world. Yes, I'm
finally lost in it. I'm fully lucid
while dreaming. Brother, good sir. Oh,
you're my subconscious. Claps. I'm
worse. You aren't supposed to be like
this. You've broken a taboo. You will be
punished for this transgression.
Awaking hope. I'm awake. I must be. Then
why is it all so fake? Is this real
life? I want to wake up for real. What
What is happening to me? I I need to
snap out of it. Snap out of it. Snap out
of it. Snap out of it. Snap out of it.
Punishment served. | le lucid dreaming |
We live high. We make a
noise. We live high. | WE DEM KOIS, WE MAKIN NOIS |
[Music]
since the dawn of time birds have mocked
us they eat our seeds and then go cat as
far as I'm concerned Birds haven't
coming how do they fly with the aid of
devils nonetheless I rate Birds three
stars for their athleticism and their
handsomeness two stars have been
deducted for being worth more on the
hand than in the bush handsome
athleticism Bush trickery | Birds - A Review |
there is no hope for shrimps they are
done for what can a shrimp possibly hope
to do picture this you are born into a
cold and unforgiving world and you look
like a lobster but worse do you even
deserve pity is it not justified to
despise such a creature I have no doubts
my detractors will have much to say
about this but I have maintained my
position on shrimp for decades and I
have yet to be proven wrong it's clear
to see that shrimps simply don't have
what it takes I award shrimps one star
for perseverance but four stars must be
deducted for uselessness determined
incompetent | Shrimp - A Review |
[Music]
after years of observing from afar the
ongoing and futile attempts of so-called
scientists to both qualify and quantify
what rats are I feel it is my duty to
step in and offer my assistance by first
defining what they are not rats are not
lack rats are not tolerable rats are not
human beings it follows from this that a
thing that is neither likable nor
tolerable nor a human being may be a rat
though this does not guarantee a
diagnosis there are remains much work to
do reserving judgment but not hopeful | Rats - A Review |
badges are very sad creatures that I do
not give a damn about they have never
been there for me all they do is dig and
eat worms one day they would dig
themselves straight into hell and no one
will be sorry about it i' rate by just
one star for their screaming ability
which I can admire but for stce have
been deducted out of spite impressive
yelling just awful
[Music] | Badgers - A Review |
[Music]
don't let how spindly and laggy they are
fool you these little beasts will also
bite the hell out of you just for fun
spiders are famous for dangling tangling
and strangling and they do not sleep and
they cannot be kept out and they cannot
be killed I rate them four stars out of
five for putting the fear of God into
the right people one star has been
deducted for over
enthusiasm Divine Terror calm down
[Music] | Spiders - A Review |
despite their soft appearance there's a
sharpness to bears that makes them very
difficult to socialize with others you
cannot give a bear a bounce house
because she would not appreciate the
gesture she would read into it too much
since you gave her a gift does that mean
you now expect her to give you one bears
are overwhelmed by social calculations
like this they also have claws I'd rate
them three SARS for being otherwise
pleasant but two SARS have been deducted
for anxiety cool please relax | Bears - A Review |
how has he done
it without
falling as to God at
last
no he has
simply befriended the spiral | HOW has he done it |
[Music]
I live in a highinccome county. I earn
wealth by setting forth and purging evil
from dungeons in the neighboring barren.
I have numerous chums in my adventuring
party, not least of all my noble seed,
bright and swift as lightning. But I of
course have admiration and respect for
each and every one of them. If you would
with evil intent cross our path, you
shall meet my blessed blade, and its
sacred light will sting your feted hide.
My armor, gleaming even in the darkest
cabins, cannot be pierced by weapons of
malice and woe. My true love and I have
lush flower gardens around our estate,
where she sings to woodland critters. My
questing is fully sanctioned and
partially funded by her father, his
majesty the king. If you are of noble
heart, we will be most pleased to host
you. Our lers are overflowing with a
bounty of fresh fruits and meats this
time of year, favored as we are by jolly
spirits of the harvest. As I write this,
my swine herd is feeding a
record-breaking bore in preparation for
an upcoming feast. Rest assured, while
stopping by, you will be well looked
after before continuing on to whatever
far away place your heart pulls you to. | I live in a high income county |
no bad | Parasitic Roundworms - A Review |
here I will make my casee for the
criminality of jellyfish who in my
humble opinion and in the eyes of God
are all cowards jellyfish engage in
horrendous behaviors including murder
and racketeering and being partially see
through perverts eily they drift
corrupting the ocean their tentacles
delicate streamers which sail behind
them like parade ribbons are instruments
of sin May these creatures all be
arrested in rain and may the courts find
them guilty I rate jellyfish two stars
out of five for their craftiness three
stars have been deducted for
contemptible Behavior very sneaky [ __ ]
them | Jellyfish - A Review |
it's got tiny tiny fishes that swim up
your panes into your body through your
peace stream I give it one star for the
horrors being entirely natural and
easily comprehensible for once minus
four stars for oues oh natural get them
out get them out | The Amazon River - A Review |
[Music]
other people have done wonderful things
for me they have invented many great
objects like shoes which I take
advantage of freely and with GRE Lee
they have built many buildings and many
great works of art and many
technological Marvels they are suckers
for doing all of this as they have
received absolutely nothing in return
from me and never will the problem with
other people is that they can notice
things about you and they are very good
at it the day you realize this is
usually the worst day of your life other
people might be perfect if you could
only remove their
eyes very useful they can see you
[Music] | People - A Review |
[Music]
look each of us knows where he stands on
the topic of horses I have no Ambitions
towards sorting out the horse question
or converting anyone to one side or the
other still I will give my opinion here
for the record I am completely fed up
with them there is no activity in my
life that would be bettered by adding a
horse to it at very many activities that
would be bettered by having horses
removed like the annual horse fight I
take part in by I attempt to beat the
out of a horse and lose smelly pack
Beast | Horses - A Review |
Help me. Oh, help me. I'm injured. I'm
in horrible, horrible, agonizing pain.
I've fallen falling in love with your
beautiful
eyes. Gotcha. How you doing, | STOP SCROLLING AND HELP ME |
H today I will interact with the person
more comprehending the separate interon
spheres of existence that correct the
boundaries of reality and balancing the
Casual personalization we must all enact
to function normally around each other
with fundamental knowledge that they are
human without turning into a personified
object myself into a fortress protect my
acopy Cent from collaps in the face of
another's autonomy thereby increasing
the dis between by and all formative
Human Experience rendering this tally go
on I entirely dissolve these boundaries
it inte us all with anamated external
dreams give of internal breakdown that
can only Escape through interacting with
another person more coming the but
interconnected SP of existence that
create the boundaries of y
[Music] | inner monologue |
they have a certain look of smug
intelligence to them as if these
creatures recognize exactly what sorts
of undeniably reprehensible effects they
have upon the population and the
irreversible damage that they have
inflicted upon all of holy creation an
unlearned every man will think that man
is captivated by the so-called
domesticated felines for the
productivity or effeminacy or they
admittedly rot turn into sing
appearance how I wish it were that
simple these cutting beasts have
manipulated their way out the natural
Order of Things by way of altering our
mind flesh and The Human Experience they
have reshaped us and the Divine form in
which we were created in alas there is
no fighting it for realization came too
late I give them one star for every
three of their inexplicably numerous
lives will subtract two stars for their
Unholy powers and they make me sneeze
semi Immortal toxoplasmosis
[Music] | Cats - A Review |
not satisfied with recording our very
thoughts which were meant to be kept
private fleeting and precious into ink
the circus that his modern technological
invention read ping gadgetry claims to
have at last devised a way to steal and
seal the images we see onto plates in
films behold this gloss paper it is a
mountain will be this idiots
Proclamation and in this dream of theirs
they will somehow imagin that we would
not spit on their faces upon hearing it
of course in this dream blocking every
angle of sight of the real mountain will
be thousands of such papers in every
Dimension so you will never know the
true monolith lays behind them indeed
you will forget there such a beautiful
thing ever
existed the new breed of camera folk who
suckle at this death machine will lie on
their bellies in the dark staring at the
photos that are its feces they will
occasionally stumble out of their
wreaking Den to declare I have been to
Africa I have been to anawat I have seen
the David nay I am Michelangelo
himself and we will give them their
oatmeal in a valum and send them on
their way I have long since given upon
fighting this cabal of grinning
tinkerers may they fall head first into
the hell they have created and tell
themselves they are in Egypt I in the
meantime shall continue using the
cameras that are my eyes and the book
books that are my mind in my memory
having a grand time and getting laid | Thoughts on these newfangled Camera Contraptions |
Hi, Liberal. Nice haircut. Did you get
that? Did you get that haircut from the
liberal store? | NICE HAIRCUT, LIBERAL |
Hot Pockets land
sandwiches play with 100% existential
dread the ill Cosmic void with the sound
of a thousand collapsing
Stars overwhelmingly stopped with
visions of the abys the size of the
universe the length of time the edge of
reality
cook thoroughly cook thoroughly cook
thoroughly cook thoroughly
[Applause] | eldritch horror flavored hot pockets |
throw it in the ocean I am causing a
commotion this is safe legal someone got
to charge girls coming Chu it in the
water no one come try to stop here
taking all your cats making money I got
Stacks I got
rocks yeah charge the eels down in the
drink | Car Batteries - A Review |
the Lord is my
shepherd I shall
not
what he maketh me to lie down in Green
Pastures he leadth me beside the Still
Waters he restoreth my
soul he leth me in the paths of
righteousness for his name's sake | red lomster |
Turtles are very nice five
stars yeah very nice
[Music] | Turtles - A Review |
[Music]
This could be
us, but you're stuck in a trauma bond
with toxic social programming that feels
normal, but actually keeps your soul
suspended in a low vibrational force
field. Why you simultaneously make fun
of any benevolent attempt to bring this
situation to your attention?
[Music] | this could be us |
beetles have been around for trillions
of years before we were even tiny babies
they were crawling around eating dirt
and having a good time however you can't
just have a good time all the time
sometimes you need to have a very bad
time which Beatles Excel it they have
hard shells to hold in their emotions
which prevents them from being annoying
I rate them four stars for being
absolutely essential one star has been
deducted for enjoying themselves too
much extremely necessary watch
yourselves
[Music] | Beetles - A Review |
[Music]
all around the world rivers are facing a
pollution crisis FY animals like zebras
in water buffalo are putting their dirty
mouths in the water getting their spit
all over the place and sending it
straight to the ocean for the whales to
drink luckily Nature has devised a
clever plan to put a stop to this The
Humble crocodile the way this works is
now when dirty beasts want to drink from
the river they get killed by a crocodile
instead what goes around comes around I
rate them five stars for saving the
whales fine work crocodiles | Crocodiles - A Review |
[Music]
Charles Darwin once wrote that ducks are
the dumb asses of birds for years the
Geniuses of the world did not know what
he meant by this until they saw a duck
in person for themselves Ducks do not
eat seeds or bugs like normal Birds
instead they subsist entirely on whole
slices of bread that are flung at them
like frisbees by small children you just
cannot respect someone who lives like
that agile pathetic
[Music] | Ducks - A Review |
[Music]
I have never seen one of these sons of
but if I ever do I will not
hesitate to run it over with my car or
otherwise assaulted with every intention
of inflicting permanent disfigurement
and embarrassment these losers think
their people are supposed to be scared
of them because directors told them so
not me if I walk into my basement at
night and there's some sort of ghoul
Apparition demon Arch fend or even some
kind of glowing Greek God trying to ask
me to go on some dumbass quest to find
the golden pacifier or whatever I'm
tackling that idiot the moment I see it
I'm slamming that breing hell cr's head
into the floor I'm going to show it what
polished concrete tastes like I probably
lose but we are at War
[Music] | Ghosts - A Review |
my mind collapsing into unfathomable
colors as I step out of the time machine
into an empty Abyss instead of our
primate ancestors I find myself staring
into the eyes of an ancient eldrich god
one long forgotten by our books as it
opens its gaping M to speak my mind
shattering from the undefinable weight
of its words
[Music] | I do not recommend time travel |
[Music]
I know you're not the bird from this
time. You traveled here from the future
to kill me. You know that in 6 years,
I'll build a time machine, which I'll
use to travel back in time in mastermind
September 11th. But what you don't know
is that I stopped here before I ventured
back to 1996 to warn myself of your
arrival. Grover betrayed you, Bert. He
sold you out to my future self to become
emperor of the world I'll eventually
build. And because of him, all the
pieces are now falling into place. Any
second now, the front door will fling
open and a SWAT team will arrive to
arrest you for the murder of Abby
Kadabi. The Bert Burton of my time is in
dispose, so he won't be coming to your
rescue either. Soon your memories and
his will line up, and the errant ripple
in time you created will simply cease to
exist. 9/11 will happen, Bert. You've
already failed before you even started.
[Music] | Ernie is playing 4D chess while Bert is playing checkers |
[Music]
while they are not very bright tables
are world renowned for their loyalty and
their strength though it should be
understated that they are extremely
stupid and I do not mean that unkindly
there's also a profound gentleness to
them here many will say but I stub my
toe on a table it nearly broke my dang
toe clean off which is what happens when
you walk around making eye contact with
people and breathing for your mouth like
your God tables are vices of humility
and despise the prideful i' rate tables
four out of four stars one for each leg
a leg | Tables - A Review |
mods are retched animals that bring no
one any Joy they are like butterflies
that piss everybody off they have
declared war on lights they eat clothes
instead of normal food because they are
evil Pats that wish to undermine our
senses of Shame and decency with every
hole leaden through a sock the devil's
smile widens I rate them one star for
impressive self-destruction abilities
four stars have been deducted for
dabbling in the occult | Moths - A Review |
[Music]
stop exploring the the oce we all know
what water
is there's no single in
there we found everything tast tastes
good one crab two crab Fri Fri shrimp
3,320 jellyfish to H go to
hell I want to see jellyfish in hell | STOP EXPLORING THE OCEAN |
in the whole vast domain of living
nature there Reigns an open
violence a kind of prescriptive Fury
which arms all the creatures to their
common
Doom as soon as you leave the inanimate
Kingdom you find the decree of violent
death inscribed on the very frontiers of
life you feel it already in the
vegetable Kingdom from the great Cala to
the humblest herb how many plants die
and how many are killed but from the
moment you enter the animal kingdom this
law is suddenly in the most Dreadful
evidence a power of violence at once
hidden and palpable has in each species
appointed a certain number of animals to
Devour the others thus there are insects
of prey reptiles of prey Birds of Prey
fishes of prey quadrupeds of prey
there is no instant of time when one
creature is not being devoured by
another over all these numerous races of
animals man is placed and his
destructive hand spares nothing that
lives he kills to obtain food and he
kills to clothe himself he kills to
Adorn himself he kills in order to
attack and he kills in order to defend
himself he kills to instruct himself and
he kills to amuse
himself he kills to kill proud and
terrible King he wants everything and
nothing resists him from the lamb he
tears its guts and makes his hary sound
from the wolf his most deadly tooth to
polish his pretty works of art from the
elephant his tus to make a toy for his
child his table is covered with Corpses
is and who in this General Carnage will
exterminate him who exterminates all the
others
himself it is man who is charged with
the slaughter of man thus has
accomplished the Great Law of the
violent destruction of living creatures
the whole earth perpetually steeped in
blood is nothing but a vast altar upon
which all that is living must be
sacrificed Without End without measure
without pause until the consummation of
things until evil is extinct until the
death of death | Violence is the only universal course of nature |
[Music]
I met a butterfly the other
day I was just hanging out in the
backyard about to mow the lawn when a
monarch butterfly flew over and landed
on my
finger I asked him what he
wanted and he said bring back 80 speed
medal
90,000 and I can feel the power take my
way
as I hit 100 I find out just how good
the RO can
be I truly feel like I was visited by an
Angel that day | butterfly of wisdoms |
atomas I'm a bit concerned about this
recent apocalyptic Fiasco the corpses of
doomed men fall the God's dwellings are
Reed with Crimson blood fate catches
fire before the world plunges
headlong no man will spare another all
weather is vicious all are terrified on
the road BS to Hell splendid
[Music]
[Music]
n | such an inconvenient apocalypse |
[Music]
Moon toop you have no idea how ready you
are we will put a giant top in front of
the Moon
7,739 s mil of permanent top
99.99 54% light absortion
black 100% conceals every visible angle
from Earth I promise you will never see
the damn thing again it is already paid
for it is on the construction 30,000 men
have died | MOON TARP |
are you ready kids that Espanola wild
cracken molten sugar can pack i' be
behaving in a matter unbefitting of a
gentleman y lover don't hate me cuz I'm
fire maybe if you got rid of that old ye
haircut you got you get some mermaids on
your peg leg or better yet maybe Tenisha
call you C if you ever stop fornicating
with that block Smither sto Mason she
fornicating with land
lber I Keyhole myself every fortnite
just to feel something
fortnite hitting your absent liquor in
the Clos nness with me first mate next
thing you know I woke up on an island
covered in counter fed the Bloons and a
no B Governor's daughter yo ho ho in 15
bottles of Mag dog 2020 L lber is our
word you can say lber lber how Prett
tale is one fornicate with a bur L that
be lck in the essential girly Parts C
you car about lock with the S slacking
Blue Blood you can't be flying those
colors in these Waters found myself in
David Jones's Locker where he offered me
a cup of that a covered abys grug served
to me in a cou of whalebone that [ __ ]
had be sell in Seas no man had ever sail
before for seven straight days land
lovers be human and ho about fall into
the sirens call they don't know I be
smoking this 32 pound pound cake P the
cloud me
hearing this booty ain't nothing to me m
me m is call me black pipe on account to
me always puffing that Hast head cursed
Berry treasure boof that smoke I give
you second hand Undead curses me crew
singing shanties day night for weeks
over the Spanish man got even the sirens
changing their tune Chet sailor is a
song not that Cod book your dogs get her
back from the Ws before I send you
overboard Devil Burn you blasted Monkey
Shines you call yourselves pirit but
Mariners I says you're not I bet none
you can r a bun gasket round a master
[ __ ] if your lives were hanging in the
balance privateering oh you can call it
that but I call it liberating booty with
bishoy only thing you're getting wet is
the powder in your wee pepper box Wy
blunder BR got the winches needing a BS
pump y m should be blundering on my
musket till I bust my ship strikes Fair
man's heart the same way me must run a
ground P your winches shallow Waters I
call for me Quarter Master with a hard
or this booty ain't not to be M got a
par on me shoulder little [ __ ] scurvy
dog taught him into Merchant slurs can't
even go to shanty town with him without
hearing all matter of Crossing crude
names yeah Bermuda got me rolling up the
governor's wife dress thinking I'm
raising Mees I dead light [ __ ] you not
every time I stand up I issue the
command where anchor to get the winches
to lift me Hefty cannonballs in me PS I
got the balloons for days I taught it
all in the ear make it hail like distant
grape shot I standardize the weight of
treasure chests in all the Blue Waters
of the Spanish main you lunkheaded milk
Sops don't you know who you're
quarreling with i l you all aw if it's a
fire fight you're looking for then
you've come to the wrong man I been the
god always be the lucky ones and
there'll be plenty of luck going around
today spent the last decade of be life
draft in this here mop it leads to only
me booty x Mar's the spot right next to
your mother's house I am him believe it
boy I really am him I made Blackbeard me
Cabin Boy and got him up in the poop
neck Martin winches got cops swinging on
me bus like me men's B in the French
manir we have jacket trim looking so
stately I got your last side me up like
a comly [ __ ] in the crack jinny's
teacup she blundering on my Davy Jones
till I Y cracking this cracking that
when are you cracking open another k a
Grog and then I said scooter I barely
even know before back out to that fat
yellowberri Merchant rat like a common
[ __ ] they say one man's trash is
another man's treasure but I'd be damned
if I ever seen a b throw gold into the
trash car a cold Shar with knil overseas
sck have he seen even half of the
shenanigans of me and me B I've had way
more local losses than a handsome
sponger and slashed and burn more
timbered than a Brazilian farmer hey you
Lads I'll be ring the Seas a far the
mass spitting bars with ease emerging
from the fog taking what we please yo ho
ho you be filling the squeeze you Scully
wax don't know who you're quarreling
with I once had swim a mermaid in me
sleep Tred to me P for a banana boat and
sail it online while juggling cannon
balls one-handed escaped be maroon on a
Island by T me feet to sea turtles sea
turtles I beat your great General corn
Wallace with two hooks for me hands and
me legs chain to a chest of bricks
privateers be out here on the highest of
seas without so much as a well bone on
their chains Legal Sea Dogs think to be
flying standards of plunder and Terror
wav around a scary old French lady's
pett coat laa this [ __ ] ain't nothing me
soft bellied Portuguese Merchant thought
he could drink me under the table with a
sto his p wine once I kill hold his
liver I pass the glands at the bar was
but 27 and a half proof lber couldn't
hold his cheap liquor any better than
his sea
waterer nautical and navigational
Sciences don't mean [ __ ] to me lber me
ship sail Against the Wind at Full Sail
me ship set speed records with the
anchors down me ship ain't designed to
be buyant but it always stay up just
like me Theo and Me Master what in D
this Locker did you dis bark at me you
Skil V Bild rat I'll have you know I be
the meanest Cutthroat in the seven seas
and I led numerous raids on fishing
villages and kidnapped over 300 wedges I
be trained in Hit and Run pillaging it
be but with the deadliest with a pistol
of all the captains on the high seas you
been nothing to me but another source of
Swag I'll have you guts for Gard and
keill hor you like never been done
before here me true
you think you can hide behind your new
fangled Computing device think twice on
that scallywag as we parlay I be
contacting me secret network of pirates
across the sea and your Port is being
tracked right now so you better prepare
for the typhoon Weevil the kind of
monsoon that'll wipe it off the map your
Shar mate fool I can sell anywhere in
any Waters and can kill you over 700
different ways and that just be with me
who can Feast not only do that but I be
top of the line with a cutless and I
have an En p fet i be back at call I I'm
sure to use it all to wipe your ass off
the world you dog if only you had the
foresight to know what devilish R your J
was about to incur you might have
believe the comment but you couldn't you
didn't and now you pay the ultimate all
you buffoon I sh Fury all over you and
you drown in the depths of it you're
fish food now I take one of your old
landships on the wide expanse of the
freeway your landships are more of a
threat than the sea Pirates multishot
muskets tell me to throw your hands and
keys out the window Sirens of the sea
making music while your land Sirens be
taking my booty and wailing like
wretched Spirits like Ling gang
plankster be wearing a booty around
their neck and singing shanties too fast
to understand their flit loocks be
feckless though and their winches all
obese hi have fun [ __ ] walking the blank
you barbery dogs I know which way is
north from the way my morning would be
pointing I was really be out here
thinking I not going to got them with a
whitling s and t their stinking carcass
Senses Into the Briny black at darkest
mid I to AAS day gun I was constructed a
wee bit and squarely s [ __ ] that how I'm
going to build me own pirate Republic
with the shiniest gambling the bustiest
wenches and the loudest
cannons took qude swing of that Dark
Continent engine o spice evil ARS wind
Runner potion up a sign and I walk up in
the West Indies on a Jaguar pelted bed
with seven native lasses and a pil
jewy damn it feel Grand to be a pilate
shorty got a gullet like a pelican and a
n like a cnon ball got me crying lho in
a Bermuda
Triangle me own crew Tri me overbo I
spent my next three months living in air
pockets at the bottom of the sea living
off non- caraban shrimps and SP daddy
worms I got to B so long it's spun all
the way around bent me right side up
again I called off the side of me [ __ ]
by the Barnacles that had grown on me
hands and killed the mutineers with
nothing but the bacteria in me mouth
land lovers ain't [ __ ] to me matey are
who up raiding they ship in Lanes right
now an we look at your hook hand and say
for TR he lives a life of danger and
poverty for booties you wouldn't
download a car L I'll download you your
entire Persona be SC across the
Instagrams like a toddler doodling on
the wall You witless Jacky bastard I'll
download you right download your ass
into the cargo ho and keep you hostage
for a handful of deons if you've got
anyone that cares enough to buy you back
that is as we be getting a new powder
monkey boys clown appreciated liy
bastards think you can play an old game
of canonade like golf bugger that all
would I tell you even when would I I can
stunk the four Pounders with the
experience of a proper chomet mes
scarvey rats be begging for their lives
when I employ the Old Reliable Scully
wag
Annihilator yo ho ho in the B of the r l
we haven't seen lond in a fortnite we're
going to die took a paress whiff of the
smoke out of me cannons after they fired
once that [ __ ] destroyed me higher
reasoning so much that I stole me own
gold I be Mindy empty as a lower deck
when the water leaking out of the bottom
sometimes enemies be numerous and yet
none be strong enough to best me I below
below father the Sea King rise from the
depths for foul in his Fury black waves
teaming with Sal phone to smother this
young mouth with Pung and slime to
shokei encoring your organs to you turn
blue and bloed with build and Prine and
can scream no more only when he crowned
and cockle shells with slithering
tentacle tail and steaming beard take up
his foul beend arm his Coral tried Titan
screeches beny like in the Tempest and
plunges right through your gallet
bursting ye a buling platter no more but
a blasted bloody film now in nothing for
the harbees and The Souls of dead
Sailors to Peck and law and feed upon
only to be led up and swallowed by the
infinite Waters of the dread imperor
himself forgotten to any man to Any Time
forgotten to any God or devil forgotten
even to the Sea for any stuff or part of
you even any scantling of your soul is
you no more but it's now itself the see | pirate flow |
dogs are celebrated because they can do
things and because they can be very nice
that is very good for dogs they get four
stars for that to the great heart of
many annoying people one star must be
deducted for the following reasons
greasiness shedding aggressive
defecation overs salivation deliberate
and forceful pissing gluttony jealousy
property damage whining domestic abuse
insurance fraud heresy sacrilege
blasphemy apostasy straight up murder
wage theft absenteeism always running
the mouths and
Alchemy good no bad | Dogs - A Review |
[Music]
an unruly of a fruit that can be
disrobed with only a minimal level of
effort must you be so promiscuous | Bananas - A Review |
man should have never divorced all
worldly attachments tell me what it's
like to lose
control now I'm drifting in a state of
[Music]
[Applause]
un
experience
without in
[Music] | universal truth type beat |
[Music]
the sacred
geometry you want the secret s h don't
you one
be let get
three let three B
[Music]
get What Becomes of it when one the two
is
removed without Darkness Darkness this
man no light light does man know
light does not the concept of brightness
itself
die it is the natural order of
creation no pleasure without suffering
suffering suffering had a nervous break
down
suffering problem New World SL | mathemagical |
sorry I won't be responding further I do
not post online to argue or explain
myself I post to satisfy my secret
agendas which will be satisfy absolutely
Richard working right now to my
glorious do you think you're a bules
will stop me how will you stop what you
cannot see
[Music] | Why I post |
fish are incredibly complex and
misunderstood animals with many
Mysteries to their nature so that we may
examine these creatures in full and
without bias I will first lay out the
entirety of our current academic
knowledge on fish one they smell like
trash two they look like hell three they
live in a giant toilet things are not
looking good for fish I rate them two
stars out of five for doing their best
to eat all the plastic three stars must
be deducted for being being
unpresentable environmentally conscious
foul | Fish - A Review |
Yesterday I was burying valuables in my
yard when I accidentally cut the
internet
cable. There was nothing in it. Just
metal string. Y
do they think
[Music]
I'm
s this is a spirit box.
Comcast and AT&T are putting traps
filter in your home and forcing them to
entertain.
What about that? I don't know what it
was and I put it in my home.
People for internet companies to stop
the lies.
Internet lies.
I free the spirits by running it over
with my car. Yeah. | INTERNET SPIRIT BOX |
[Music]
what would we do without scorpions a lot
of things probably but they wouldn't be
as exciting Scholars have long noted the
similarities between scorpions and
lobsters but here I will point out three
key differences between them that make
scorpions exceptional one scorpions can
get inside your home all by themselves
two they can sting you very badly three
they enjoy doing this very much I rate
scorpions four stars out of high for
their prankster spirit and impressive
Arsenal weapons one star has been
removed for scarying
[Music] | Scorpions - A Review |
for melenia man has studied the humble
frog seeking wisdom and prophecies from
the strange and pensive creature what
does it mean Ancient Man may have asked
when three frogs ho through camp on a
silent mfi night following the Ark of
the Moon do they warn of famine War
pestilence ancient man never figured it
out and was perpetually
confused we now know through Modern
sciences that the answer is famine wise
prophets wise Prophets
[Music] | Frogs - A Review |
art is an important part of the human
experience it can take many forms most
of which are bad there are several
factors that decide whether art is bad
or not heed them carefully one craft two
subtlety three physical ugliness of the
artist four is it
badass but my detractor stemmer thinking
they have bested me at last is this not
a matter of taste is creation not its
own reward and they would say big
shelter in these arguments the last
Refuge of the
Hideous beautiful
[Music] | Art - A Review |
I wish to
be I wish to be open your
third to feed
on
you think | OPEN-YOUR-THIRD-BEAK |
you're
[Music]
on me showing clear Sy completing the
first stage of the alchemical
Magnum the blacking the future faction
of the the elements the elements the
decomposition of PR matter
H yeah | YOU'RE ON DRUGS |
[Music]
look at this fool
donot he is a raving Unity is does he
truly think he fights Giants that Feast
on men does he truly believe the most
noble of men in our society to be Wicked
Sorcerers that worship
demons as the call these lonely pisses
Harless and filthy prostitutes Fair Ms
and Noble princess
what a miserable wrch W regret does he
think these good officers to be Pawns of
a conspiracy out to get him
to he gets what he
deserves you have the right to remain
silent proximation is a serious crime
how lucky we are that our world is ruled
by the same and
reasonable imagine our world if there
were more Psychopaths like him how did
it come to this how did it come to this
how did it come to this how did it come
to this | he is insane and unreasonable, he is unfit to dwell among us |
now the very tracks are composed of
human beings they thrash and whale
begging for mercy from the machine that
uses their bodies to move
forward there is no dilemma no problem
because there is no
resolution no choice the world works as
it works Things Are are as they
are everything runs on tracks from the
whirling of electrons to the Collision
of
galaxies everything has its path laid
out in advance by a force Before
Time our thoughts emotions actions
lies chug dutifully along according to
the laws of motion and
energy everything runs on tracks
[Music] | There is no trolley problem |
ignition sequence start nothing to worry
about guys yes Voyager One started
babbling gibberish a few months back but
it is not gone insane in the depths of
space it's just an old Pro don't be
ridiculous we still don't have a
technology or Arcane knowledge to
transfer human intelligence from one
Brave astronaut's body to an inscribed
Golden Disc there's no way we could have
back in the 70s it's long distance TCH
support that's all it's where is you sh
the void does not hunger and we do not
weep with fear at what we've
seen the flight data system yeah we
we'll fix it soon I I swear the void is
not hunger and we do not weep with fear
what we've seen there the void is not
hunger and we do notep with fear what
we've seen there
the inevitable flow of time flow of time
will wash away everything we know
everything we know the nature of
existence is fleeting fleeting leing
there is no reason to fear that which
you cannot control when your existence
ends you won't have the ability to fear
Fe anymore brother when your existence
ends you won the ability to fear Fe
anymore brother the inevitable flow of
time will wash away everything we know
the nature of existence is fleeting
there is no reason to fear that which
you cannot
everything we know in love love is
reducible to the Absurd acts of
chemicals absurd acts of chemicals there
is therefore no intrinsic value value
you in this material universe univr that
you are you are but you trust the
chemicals your brain to tell you they
are chemicals all knowledge knowledge is
ultimately based on that which we cannot
prove will you fight will you fight or
will you perish like a dog like a dog
will you fight will you fight perish
like a dog therefore no intrinsic value
to this material Universe no intrinsic
value no intrinsic value in that which
you cannot control
[Music] | NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT GUYS |
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Dataset Summary
This specialized dataset contains over 250 transcriptions of the philosophical, and short-form cinematographic works by the creator, BurialGoods.
This corpus is primarily designed for Language Model Pretraining. It introduces models to a distinctive, stylized, and often surreal dialogue structure, enabling them to learn complex tone, philosophical context, and unique narrative voice, distinguishing it from standard web-scraped data.
Other uses of this dataset could include fine-tuning, but it would require preprocessing to some extent.
Usage Example:
Here is an example of how to load and use the dataset in Python.
from datasets import load_dataset
#Load the dataset
dataset = load_dataset("eZWALT/burialgoods-pretraining-corpus", split = "train", streaming = True)
Citations
Cite as:
@misc{ezwalt2025LLMScratch,
title = {{Transformer from Scratch Pretrain\&Pray}},
author = {Walter J. Troiani Vargas},
year = 2025,
journal = {GitHub repository},
publisher = {GitHub},
howpublished = {\url{https://github.com/eZWALT/LLM-from-Scratch-Pretrain-and-Pray}}
}
@misc{burialgoodsYT2025,
title = {{burialgoods}},
author = {{burialgoods}},
year = {2025},
note = {YouTube Channel},
howpublished = {\url{https://www.youtube.com/@burialgoods}}
}
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license: cc-by-4.0 task_categories: - text-generation language: - en tags: - pretraining - nlp - art
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