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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 02, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>belmont_lay
How to spoil a kpop fangirl's day. Tell her you want to send her a pic of g dragon.
She'll be expecting something like [this](https://cdn2.i-scmp.com/sites/default/files/styles/landscape/public/images/methode/2018/01/18/482a92dc-fc0b-11e7-b2f7-03450b80c791_1280x720_135443.jpg?itok=tXZBSZ0u), but no. Send his [candid pics without makeup](https://koreaboo-cdn.storage.googleapis.com/2017/10/GDragon-Beard-01.jpg).
Amazing what makeup can do for guys too, not just girls.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>littlefiredragon
His "candid" pics look better leh<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>belmont_lay
wat.. he looks like a random extra in a JAV<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
rt2236
What are your biggest complaints about singapore?
I went to visit a few days ago and Ioved it. I can’t find any negatives other than how small the place is. I’m also just a visitor so the perspective is entirely different from someone who lives there. <BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>RedFaceGeneral
Fucking. Hot. Weather. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Eskipony
we should just build a dome around singapore and air condition the whole country<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>MinisterforFun
Or maybe do what Dubai does: air con bus stops?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Im_Tsuikyit
Wth they have air conditioning on bus stops <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
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Im_Tsuikyit
Worst taxi driver you’ve ever encountered?
One time, my family and I had just returned from Japan and we needed a big cab to load up all our baggage. So this prime MPV turned up and he refused to take us because we live in Tampines. On top that, he was extremely rude. Plus, he started arguing with the neighbouring taxi Drivers and he airport Marshalls promptly told him to leave, which he did.
Luckily another MPV taxi turned up, and the driver his round was SUPER friendly.<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>KimjioSenpai
Taxis queuing at airport hates Tampines Pasir Ris Simei.
Cos they queued for hours on end and get a paltry fare. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>jlonso
wow I didn't know taxis queued at our airport for **that** long o.o<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>nelsonmurdock
I live in the West and I could always sense their glee after I tell them my destination <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Ryuuki
They happy as heck lol. Same here.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 03, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>peanut31
Teaching private tuition this weekend, any tips or pointers to conducting a good class? (private 1 on 1s) <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>xinjingrushui
Prioritize doing your job well but also be personable and don’t be overly serious<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>EndeavourBeaver
Play the 'good cop'<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>MaddST
Or the bad cop.. "nabei, can wake up your idea? WHAT IS 1 + 1?!"<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>prissyme
My almond longan jelly dessert drop out from my mouth. you see la you.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>MaddST
Eee. Disgusting sia, your mouth got hole?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
mamypokopants
PJ Thum says he is not a traitor, but suspicions raised over past Facebook posts inferring otherwise - Observer+
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>ILikeWhiteMen
[repost of same comment from that other thread]
i don't care for PJ Thum, and wish Kirsten Han would fuck right off to Malaysia forever. If I were a Singaporean politician or member of the SAF I would never trust Thum or Han. As an ordinary Singaporean I do not believe Thum and Han to be fighting for the interests of Singapore or Singaporeans.
However, this kind of 'Malayan' sentiment is not new. LKY accepted that our separation is not cast in stone. [["They have got all the resources. If they would just educate the Chinese and Indians, use them and treat them as their citizens, they can equal us and even do better than us and we would be happy to rejoin them," Lee said.](http://news.asiaone.com/News/Latest+News/Story/A1Story20071011-29532.html)]
Former foreign minister [George Yeo considers himself a Malayan](https://www.amazon.com/Floating-Malayan-Breeze-Malaysia-Singapore/dp/9888139312).
That's not to say George and Harry are traitorous scum like Thum or Han, but that for all these people, especially Thum and Han, their past conduct, and the context surrounding their statements and beliefs provide important perspective.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>pizzapiejaialai
[Reason for repost is that other thread has been mysteriously made invisible by people unknown.....mods?]<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 05, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>jajajqjqjqjq
Lol I’m 19 and my parents still think it’s too young to have a boyfriend..
Truth is I’ve been together with my bf since sec one... should I just keep lying to them or what >___> gets inconvenient when I have to lie about my whereabouts <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>notanotherhuman
Omg I became those mofos I used to complain about who walked into the shop even though there was a closed sign 🤦🏻♀️ I was too hungry I really didn’t see it<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>WatchThisSpot
you are your own enemy<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>max-torque
The staff hate you now<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>notanotherhuman
I kept saying sorry!! But they ignored me lol sad<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 06, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>nachodays
Cutest girl ever just talked to me at the gym!!! >////<<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>uchiagehanabi
Teach me senpai<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>darklajid
What did she say though?
*Are you done here?*<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>pkismeyea
its true im the treadmill<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>pakdjvsjcla
I saw a cute guy with nice butt at Bedok gym today <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
XanPercyCheck
What is the dumbest thing for which you have been tattled on?
Inspired by a comment on this sub where a guy said he called the police and told them his classmate was naughty, I created this post so we can all share our experiences with pao toh kias.
In primary 5 there was this guy who would pee in a weird way. He would pull his pants down to his knee, and then not hold his dick with his hand, instead he would just put both hands on his hips and kind of thrust his pelvis toward the urinal so that he was closer.
So me and other boys would make fun of him by pretending to do that pose he did. He then told our teacher what we did, and what exactly we were making fun of. This was a female teacher, and he was telling her how he stands when he pees and how we are mean for making fun of that. Luckily she just told all of us involved not to talk to one another, and no action was taken.
What is the dumbest thing for which you have been tattled on?<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>SkittyLover93
Was in sec 4 and got told on by other students for holding hands with bf at the mrt in uniform. Dunman High students sure are a bunch of prudes -.- also got some old uncle shouted at me at the mrt for doing the same thing lol.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>pestomay0
River valley high, same thing for us! We get taught that relationships are so bad, but not given any reason why; and when we leave the school system, this 6 years of indoctrination causes the mindset to become so ingrained in us that we don't know how to go about relationshiping ): <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>RWBYSanctum
Ah the ol' Mrs Look talk. If you're in a relationship they'll either force you two to break up or they'll ask one of you to leave the school.
Was from the class of 2016. Good times.
Also can confirm what she said didn't change much. Every year still got a lot of "secret" couples. Most teachers knew about it but as long as no PDA and their grades weren't affected they didn't condemn it. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Velocii
Oh wow... Mrs Look's still there? Been nearly 2 decades since I was there. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>RWBYSanctum
Wow she's been there that long? She's a legend.
Also I heard she's retiring end of this year, so her reign is ending :( She really was wise. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Velocii
Back in my time, she was already known as Mrs Look... But alumni that came back during Teachers' Day call her Mdm Oh. =) <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
creamyhorror
Anyone else stranded on Hokkaido?
Entire island has no power and water and petrol sales are stopped. Every building is dark and no traffic lights or street lights are working. I'm overnighting at a 7-11 here in Obihiro near Hakurindai station. Hope they manage to get things restored soon, but it may be a few days or even over a week, who knows...<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>acrylicube
Currently trapped in Niseko. Stockpiled some food and water as well. Hope the power comes back soon :(
Skies are clear and the night sky view is breathtaking at least... <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>marvinisarobot69
somehow if i am stuck somewhere, Niseko would be amongst my top choices<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>creamyhorror
Are they selling petrol.in your area? Only 2 stations in my area are and the lines are massive. So I can't go anywhere yet.
Niseko is probably nicer than the somewhat rundown town I'm in...<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>acrylicube
According to google maps the the nearest few are probably at Kutchan station, a 12min drive or 7km walk away. I don’t have a car so I’m not sure about their condition or if they’re even operating... good luck man
Update: passed by Kutchan, the petrol station has a queue of about 4 cars only. Seems to be operating fine. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 07, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>depressive-realism
I find it stupid that youths nowadays are using the r-word. all the time.
The word retard. Its offensive.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>1xjialatjialat
What's the r-word, realism?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>fpreborn
rarted?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
RzrRainMnky
Singapore society has to decide which direction it wants to take on laws against gay sex: Shanmugam
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>zkng
ITT People not realising that if you want things to change, then you have to change the opinions of the the apolitical or political-neutral.
As it is, many middleground Singaporeans couldn’t care less what happens behind closed doors, but they wouldn’t be caught openly supporting the LGBT movement either.
And this is also the exact same mentality the govt has adopted as well, because it isn’t worth risking the lashback from their conservative/religious base.
It sucks, but nothing is gonna change until the baby boomers move on.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>pretentiousbrick
Don't forget the younger people who share the values of the conservative section of the baby boomers. And the baby boomers whose values are like the super left wing liberal intelligentsia. But I see your point :)
I have to wonder about the young Trump supporters, though...<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>zkng
Well i kind of see them as outliers, in this day and age, the younger generations are so engaged in social media that it is hard to stay ignorant.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>UnintelligibleThing
There's still something called confirmation bias, and it affects some people more severely than others. There are still a lot of people who would remain ignorant with or without the internet.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
Garlicvideos
I see your cocks and hens so I raise you the outcome of them
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>leo-g
This is animal abuse! I am gonna call AVA, MOM, PAP, ARCA AND LHL. I MIGHT EVEN WAKEUP LKY FROM HIS GRAVE!
This animal *should* have been **STEAMED** till **white** and drizzled with a light soy sauce. Aka the iconic **WHITE CHICKEN RICE** then served with fragrant oily rice with a small helping chili.
Drowning the chicken in dark soy sauce is *typical low SES* behavior. 🙄 A crime against humanity has truly occurred. Can’t wait for you all to be arrested by PUB AND THE POLICE. Singapore Supreme Court will most definitely put you away for a long long time, longer than kid rapists and murderers.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Sayoricidal
SMALL HELPING CHILI MY ASS THE MORE THE MERRIER
also where got drown in dark sauce<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>xALmoN
Lol white chicken isn't even steamed. Is poached. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
DR_Speedster
Do Singaporeans engage in dark tourism? Why or why not?
Just a question for my school project. Would really appreciate detailed answers. Thanks!<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>lumintus
would like to visit holocaust sites in Poland next time when I have the funds. Think they will be really interesting and be a very unique experience<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>DR_Speedster
Coincidentally, the exact question for my project is if Auschwitz-I is a popular place amongst Singaporeans.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>lumintus
Oh nice, but I'm the only one I know that is into dark tourism. I don't have any friends of family even slightly interested. I think they are more creeped out by it.
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I think they wouldn't mind visiting those more morbid landmarks if they are already in the country for other attractions but it's very unlikely that anyone I know will center a whole trip around it.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>sgavatarbender
Have been to Auschwitz twice both on school trips with overseas university. Intriguing aspects and correlation to Japanese occupation of Singapore and their internment in camps in the US. I was fascinated by World War history more than dark tourism, it added perspective to my relatively sheltered Singaporean life. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>poodoo3
Am Singaporean, have been there, have quite a number of friends who've been there. Does this count? Hahah<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>MinisterforFun
We went<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
dudez77
今天是个风和日丽的好日子: How Singapore’s Chinese lessons have changed | Part 1
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This is what I feel Mandarin lessons in Singapore. They focus too much on the actual memorisation of words and idioms. Things like giving a news article to you to decipher isn't going to help because these aren't common in everyday speech.
I just wish that they would focus more on daily conversational stuff, which I feel is more important. If you know what to call a word, you'd probably be able to at least guess how it's written. How is forcing them to answer questions based on a bunch of China stories going to help if they are reading something that they're unfamiliar to begin with?
Just think about it, most people aren't really bad at Chinese. They know the basic sentence structures, it's just that they use a lot of loan words when they don't know a certain 單詞 in Mandarin. Most people learn how to read Chinese characters because they learn through context and awareness of the word itself.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>RzrRainMnky
^ this and the Chinese teachers need to stop beating the students over the knuckles with wooden rulers too. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>mee_sua
Rote learning is definitely a product of outdated teaching methods. But sometimes they have no choice but to focus on memorization because the fundamentals of kids are very weak. If they don't use the language frequently outside the classroom, they have to be taught like they are strangers to the language. And I think teaching with "a bunch of China stories" is the very basis of education and connection with racial heritage. No one complains about using books from the Western canon to teach English.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>ILikeWhiteMen
> This is what I feel Mandarin lessons in Singapore. They focus too much on the actual memorisation of words and idioms. Things like giving a news article to you to decipher isn't going to help because these aren't common in everyday speech.
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> I just wish that they would focus more on daily conversational stuff, which I feel is more important. If you know what to call a word, you'd probably be able to at least guess how it's written. How is forcing them to answer questions based on a bunch of China stories going to help if they are reading something that they're unfamiliar to begin with?
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lol get fucked. Chinese education is already almost non-existent in Singapore and you want to turn our Chinese syllabus into some half-arsed 'Chinese as a second language'? I'm sorry it offends you that there remain some Chinese people in Singapore who value Chinese as a more than a tool of communication (lol in fact if you really want to participate in meaningful dinner conversation with educated Chinese people, CSL ain't gonna cut it when they name drop historical figures or quote from some poem you've never heard of, much less when idioms are considered assumed knowledge).
This is why I wish MOE really just made all the haters drop Chinese or make a CSL course for them and refocus resources into HCL.
Besides, in Anglo countries there's generally no separation of 'literature' and 'English' in schools - it's just called 'English'; I don't see why there should be for the Chinese syllabus.
<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Arsenal_49_Spurs_0
Seriously. The standard of Chinese in Singapore is appalling. Most kids are unable to even speak more than a few sentences without having to use English. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
Mynxs
The 377A divide
**Petitions**
[For repeal](https://www.change.org/p/the-singapore-government-repeal-377a)
[Against repeal](https://www.change.org/p/singaporeans-please-keep-penal-code-377a-in-singapore)
Unless there's an actual referendum, these petitions are probably gonna be the best census of which camp is actually larger. Sign away!<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Skane1982
"For Repeal" is going to need some serious traction to close the gap.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>AuroraTxy
The difference shock me<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Zanina_wolf
That's because religious leaders are actively sending it to their chat groups and encouraging people to sign. My friends that attend different churches got the message in the span of a few hours, and Im sure the same goes for mosques. The level of coordination is mind boggling. That is what we lack on the pro-lgbt side.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>evilpinksayaka
Which is what I find funny - the pro-repeal side is constantly pushing the narrative that they're being attacked, that their rights are being trampled on, etc etc. But yet when such moments exist, none of them can be found, whereas the anti-repeal side is surprisingly efficient at coordinating their "defense" against what they view as an attack on their values.
Is pinkdot really nothing but SJWs blowing hot air? Or are they a genuine minority?<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>bumps-
Ironically, they're the ones painting LGBT people as having an organized agenda <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Koufas
Actually mosques work quite differently from churches. There are no organised cell groups and such. Most people just go to any mosque every Friday to pray. It isnt fixed nor do you have an affiliation unless you work at the mosque. Volunteering is on a very ad hoc basis as well
Anyway perception in the Muslim community has chaged drastically compared to more than 10 years ago. Sermons on Fridays have been trying to promote inclusivity and tolerance for the LGBT community, basically saying they are people as well and should not discriminate. Treating them as equals as a sermon message is really a big progress from not addressing the issue at all.
Only thing is that mosques in SG try to stay away from politics. MUIS is always very careful in their sermons, and that includes not outrightly criticising policies. Mosques are very aware of the vulnerable position of Muslims in SG so they would rather Muslims not make the news
The other thing is that most Muslims in SG dont really listen to sermons. You take a look around in a mosque on Friday and you can see most people are distracted or nodding off or just sleeping.
The big issue is that on the ground. The traditional bloc is always more vocal than the progressive one. And fillial piety and respecting elders is a very big thing in the Malay/Muslim community. If you have been taught that heaven lies at the feet of your mother and it comes down to calling her out on her discriminatory views vs keeping mum or just giving a slight nudge. Youre going to bet that most of them wouldnt call these orang lama out. So people who are generally unaffected by the issue or those who do not have strong views ("soft and gentle"). Instead of saying "Sure why not it doesnt affect me anyway" they still will feel uncomfortable voting to repeal because they think everyone around them disagrees and they are afraid of disagreement/disrespekting their elders/their community
<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Raphi_Ainsworth
arent they becoming more arabilized?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Koufas
Arabilized?
The arabisation of Muslims doesn't affect Singapore as much as other countries. Here arabisation usually is limited to traditions, culture and clothings ie wearing burqa when there's no sand here
That being said political views do permeate some of them.
But the arabisation of Malays in Singapore is generally less noticeable than Malays who are apathetic towards religion. They also usually are the middle aged group/older generation rather than the younger generation<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
ceyyyyy
Do men in Singapore feel like they are underprivileged as compared to women?
I will like to have a civil discussion with both women and men of SG to see what are your thoughts.
I find the law in Singapore to be quite biased and unfair to men. Furthmore, men are required to enlist for 2 years and continue to be a reservist which definitely affects their career etc.
Please comment and let's have a civil discussion!
Edit: I didn't think that there will be so many comments and discussions on this! It is quite hard for me to discuss with everyone! This is really eye-opening and I think I really get to see a point of view that most people do not see in their daily lives! <BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>neresque
I like to see this as a two-perspective issue: perception vs treatment.
Women are *perceived* to be weaker, therefore they are *treated* better by the law.
Men are *perceived* to be stronger, therefore the law *treats* them worse.
So things like NS are men-only because women are perceived as too weak to handle it. Depending on how you look at it, you can see this as discrimination against either gender.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>hellcyon
> Depending on how you look at it, you can see this as discrimination against either gender.
I don't believe this to be an all-encompassing statement, but hmmm... this is a very interesting way to look at it.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>iamcathyy
>So things like NS are men-only because women are perceived as too weak to handle it.
Hardly true. Women are allowed to serve in the army if they wish to.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>neresque
Well, yeah. But I believe that the more controversial and relevant part about NS, which is the fact that only men are legally required to undergo it, is the thing under discussion here. I'd have thought that was obvious given the nature of this post and the other comments.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>iamcathyy
I'm not disputing the controversy of NS, I'm disputing your statement that the discrimination is two ways.
For it to be a two way discrimination, men would be forced to serve, but women are seen as too weak to serve and cannot join the army even if they wanted to.
In this case, the discrimination is solely one way. Men are perceived to be stronger, and thus are forced to serve NS. However some women are also perceived to be as strong, and are therefore also allowed to serve in the army if they wish to. Where's the discrimination against women?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>neresque
> Men are perceived to be stronger
"Stronger" is a comparative. For one group to be seen as stronger, the other would have to be less strong, i.e. weaker. There you go, there's your discrimination. You even admit it yourself:
> *Some* women are perceived to be as strong
Only "some". Yet *all* men are perceived to be strong enough. The women who are seen as strong enough to join up are the exceptions, not the rule; the vast majority are still "too weak". For us to be able to say that there isn't discrimination/minimal discrimination, women as a whole should be perceived and treated the same as men as a whole.
Using the fact that there are some women who are perceived to be as strong as men as evidence that there isn't discrimination is like saying that just because America has had an African-American president, racism there no longer exists.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>iamcathyy
So how does that discriminate against women? They are given the choice to join the army or not join the army. Are they being denied anything? What opportunities are they being denied?
Why should women even be treated as the same as men? It is a biological fact that women are physically weaker than men. To deny that is simply being delusional of reality. Isn't the fact that women are given equal opportunities to serve in the army good enough?
If anything, men are still the ones being discriminated against. All men are expected to be strong and have to serve and have no choice in the matter.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>neresque
You're not getting my point of perception vs treatment.
I totally agree that men are discriminated against. They're treated worse. From another point of view, for the exact same reason, women are discriminated against. They're perceived to be worse. The latter doesn't have much to do with laws and regulations; rather, it's about mindsets that are ingrained in society and have psychological effects, not physical ones.
For equality, it should be compulsory for both men and women to serve NS (or neither, but I err on the side that our defence would be a mess without NS, which is a separate argument). Taking into account the biological fact that women are weaker, perhaps women can serve in less physically strenuous vocations? Equity, then, not equality.
<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>iamcathyy
Yes I'm still not getting your point.
Can you provide high profile cases of where NS has caused an entity to wrongly assume that a woman is weaker, leading to that entity discriminating against that woman and denying her an opportunity that she was capable of handling?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>neresque
Okay, let me try to rephrase my point in this thread:
How you treat someone is based on how you perceive them, whether that perception has a factual basis or not. If you perceive someone to be weak, you would treat them better to protect them or because you think they can't handle something. So men are treated worse (regarding NS requirements) because they are perceived to be stronger. Women are treated better (no compulsory NS) because they are perceived to be weaker.
When it comes to NS, I'm only considering the fact that it's compulsory for men only. The reason why it isn't compulsory for women too is because women are seen as too weak to handle the training. Maybe they are biologically, but they could be posted to less physically strenuous vocations instead. Of course it is acknowledged that some women are strong enough, hence the voluntary enlistment, but 'some' does not equal 'all'.
NS itself isn't discriminatory towards women; it's the mindset behind it that is. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>iamcathyy
I'm still not seeing any actual problem.
What's the actual harm to women that's caused by this mindset? Are they being denied any opportunities? What actual problem does this cause to women? All I can see are benefits to this and no disadvantages.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>neresque
I'm not sure if there's any actual harm done, but well, it's the principle of it.
The tangible harm is to the men; I'm just pointing out another way of looking at the problem of inequality in NS conscription.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>XenonShawn
Not OP, but
There's no real problem per se, it's just that the view of women being "weaker" is itself the discrimination. Imagine a beggar and a regular working person. Here comes the billionaire walking down the street who sees the two people. He laughs, and throws half a million at the beggar. The regular working person gets nothing.
Whether you see it as the beggar benefiting because he suddenly became half a million dollars richer or that the regular working person not benefitting as he did not get anything does not matter. It's the fact that the billionaire threw the half million at the beggar. Depending on who you ask, that act can be seen as an insult to the beggar. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>macyonachos
So scared . N levels start tomorrow. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>flirtiesers
Just do your best :) good luck!<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>macyonachos
Thank you :)<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>flirtiesers
And remember it’s not the end of the world if you don’t do great, even if it seems like it is. I didn’t do as I expected for my final exams (partly my fault because I slacked lol) but that’s life, man. At this point there’s not much you can do to revise, if you’re ready then you’re ready. Just get lots of sleep and drink plenty of water so you’re focused and alert tomorrow. Again, best of luck!<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>macyonachos
:) thank you so much appreciate it ya<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for September 10, 2018
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Zoisen
Need some advice on how to tackle interview questions that catches people off guard, for eg. "what is one special talent that you would like to showcase?"<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
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drewiepoodle
65,000 people sign petition calling on Singapore to keep law banning gay sex
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>bunnykillher
I'm not sure if their change.org petition adheres to change.org's TOS. I mean they should be petitioning at nochange.org<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>professionalhanger
best comment<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>soyamilo
Enforcement by Change.org: If we are put on notice that your campaign or content violates the law or the rights of others (for example, if it is established that it is defamatory or violates privacy, intellectual property or publicity rights or others, or is funding an illegal activity), if we discover that your campaign or content violates our Community Guidelines, or if we believe your campaign or content is inappropriate or objectionable, we may remove it from our platforms , or we may make edits to bring your content into compliance. In the vast majority of cases, we will notify you and try to work with you to fix the issue before we take any of these actions (but we are not obligated to do so).
Does this constitute violating the rights of others?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>bunnykillher
I should clarify. This is what i meant.
Under their community guidelines:
No hate speech – We’re fans of free speech, but we don’t allow hate speech. Hate speech is typically the advocacy of beliefs or practices that attack or malign an entire class of people based on characteristics such as their age, colour, disability, ethnic origin, gender identity, nationality, national origin, race, religion, sex, sexual orientation, medical condition, or veteran status.
<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Soupsoupdesu
Then would it be hate speech if they petitioned to remove 377A?
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curious for your opinion<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>bunnykillher
Uhhh... It would be the opposite of hate speech. Idk man what do you think?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Soupsoupdesu
but what right does the minority have to tell the majority to conform to their liking? Why is it okay for the lgbt community to ask to remove 377A, but not right for the remaining majority to wish for the law to remain?
Isn't that inequality then, if the minority has the power to demand things from the majority when conversely if the majority did the same to the minority it would be seen as hate speech?
Just my thoughts.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>bunnykillher
If we follow this logic then slavery would still be legal today.
Slaves asking for their freedom ≠ hate speech.
I know I'm simplifying but meh.. Keep it simple.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>steepcliff
Basically, you're advocating a law which would penalize the minority by curtailing their freedom (with potentially 2 years of imprisonment).
They are merely asking for reprive from this gullotine hanging over their heads.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Soleous
you say it like the "majority" conforms at all by allowing gay people to bang
it literally does not affect us, as the majority, in any way by being removed, unless you're gay enough to care what gay people do in their bedrooms<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Soupsoupdesu
refer to my response to steepcliff below. There is no reason to remove the law. If anything, it would do as good to keep it. The police do not witchhunt for gay people engaging in sexual intercourse, why do they need to remove the law to do so? As long as it is consensual and does not hurt or abuse the other party involved, I do not see why the police would catch wind of it and come knocking. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>etyf
It is true that police don’t go around enforcing it. But with this law in place it makes it feel as if being queer is wrong when it’s perfectly alright to love whoever you wanna love. It’s just one step towards being accepted and having equality.
And if the law isn’t being enforced alrdy, why keep it? Removing the law won’t force straight ppl to be gay. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
vaultofechoes
55 per cent of Singaporeans support Section 377A: Ipsos survey
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>aSingaporean
750 and 4000 individuals in a study is definitely close to the number of people in a city state of nearly 5.5 million people. LUL.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>vaultofechoes
Hey, I'll take it over 'easily gamed online petitions'. I don't think the results are surprising - people are becoming more accepting, but still slowly (and large chunks of the population are apathetic). Regardless, attitudes can and have shifted rapidly in a decade or less in other countries (see the US), but don't count on that happening.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>justastatistic
Actually, it is a representative if the sample set is randomized enough. This is how sampling works and it's how majority of surveys are conducted. Never studied statistics in school / uni? <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>ceddya
For a population of 5 million, a sample size of 750 and 4000 individuals would give you a 95% confidence level with a 3.58% and 1.55% margin of error.
More importantly, the 55% number is pretty heartening even if not ideal, especially when you consider the survey also shows an increasing trend of acceptance for the LGBT community. I guess having churches brigade an online petition isn't exactly representative of how Singaporeans feel towards this issue.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>gydot
Do you know how sampling works? If they could ask everyone their opinion at once you think they wouldn't do it?
750 is a damn good sample lor. For I think it was 3 or 4 questions that they asked. If their methodology for picking the participants is random enough,then it should stand. E.g. If they just stood outside White sands on Sunday night and asked everyone you'd get 80% nsf feedback, which is terrible. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>thrulim123
This is an opinion survery, and assuming a population of ~4mil (citizens + PR) (https://www.population.sg/population-trends/demographics)
Now, if we want the industry standard 95% confidence level, as well as a 4% margin of error, a sample of 600 is enough to be considered 'representative' actually.
3% would need > 1065
https://www.checkmarket.com/sample-size-calculator/
obviously a higher number would reduce the margin of error and deviation, but the 2 studies can be considered representative from a statistical perspective<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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[Update from yesterday](https://www.reddit.com/r/singapore/comments/9egz42/rsingapore_random_discussion_and_small_questions/e5pthtn/)!
She said she didn't reciprocate the feelings, which is cool. We're already good friends and would both like to keep it that way (for myself now that I know we aren't getting together). Happy to have got a straight answer :)<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>tauhuayislove
Yay! Glad it worked out nicely :)<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>SwordLaker
Nice to have a mature and understanding friends.
Would have been nice for us to have this outcome, right u/Avocadoez?<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>a_man_without_a_pen
:(<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>MarchBlues
At least you tried, that’s all that matters :)<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>MyWholeTeamsDead
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-LifeOnHardMode-
13 bonus months for the Prime Minister in 2017? PM Lee skirts questions filed by WP NCMP Leon Perera about total bonus months paid to ministers
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>pokemongopikachugogo
When you take this fact and cross-check with what GCT said about Edwin Tong, one wonders how much pay cut Edwin actually took to become minister.
It's obviously not 2 MIO become 500K like what GCT said. I doubt the pay cut is really that much maybe 10-20% max. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>CharAznia
According to an old interview with Shanmugum who was also a lawyer, he was paying more income tax than the minister salary he is currently getting. He did not outright reply that this was true though all he said was his pay cut was substantial.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>pokemongopikachugogo
Not sure why you think this is relevant.
The issue at hand is that GCT seems to be fibbing about the facts.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>CharAznia
Because U stated yourself that U don't know how much Edwin Tong pay was cut
Both Edwin Tong and Shanmugam are high flying lawyers before their appointment as minister so their pay scale we can assume is quite similar.
Shanmugam as a full minister is getting a lot higher pay vs what Edwin is getting now so by extension if Shanmugam took a massive pay cut as a full minister, the pay cut taken by Edwin should be similar if not higher since he is getting lower a lower pay now<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>pokemongopikachugogo
FFS. GCT said Edwin Tong was making 2 million you dimwit.
The part that i'm not sure is I'm not sure what's his exact bonus and exact pay.
Go fuck off somewhere else.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>CharAznia
Just because U failed to communicate properly and failed to google doesn't mean U have to be rude to others
Edwin Tong is a minister of state so his salary is around $1.02M with AWS and 3 month bonus and 3 months performance bonus. He took a $900K pay cut assuming it is true that he earned $2M a year previously. So 40-50%, GCT wasn't making it up
https://www.gov.sg/~/sgpcmedia/media_releases/pmo-psd/press_release/P-20180301-1/attachment/Annex%20B%202017%20Review%20Committee%20Report.pdf
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>you dimwit.
Dr Nacht?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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God, I hope I can get a good GPA so that I can progress to Polytechnic and followed by, University. NTU if possible.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Pesantkie
Where are you studying currently? Why got GPA de. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>M4DRogue
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zoltar11
Opposition politician Goh Meng Seng says S377a should only be repealed if there are new laws to prevent LGBT from promoting their sexual lifestyles!
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>MatrixTwo
Well there you have it.
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Are you all willing to admit the LGBT community have to make some comprimises to be more accepted in society, or are you going to chuck his comments in the " homophobia" bin too?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>SibeiOpinionated
Let’s see...
What kind of compromises do you want the LGBT community to have?
PAISEH, Out of topic: Can someone tell me why does my reddit comment automatically get upvoted by myself ah? 😂<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>MatrixTwo
For a start...
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No teaching of children about homosexuality
No housing benefits which are specifically for straight couples
Dont start suing businesses who refuse to participate in your gay wedding<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>DabianXiaobian
Well said. We should educate kids about homosexuality, but no encouraging of their lifestyle, ie be neutral. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>MatrixTwo
>Well said. We should educate kids about homosexuality, but no encouraging of their lifestyle, ie be neutral.
No need to educate kids about homosexuality. Period.
Now i am starting to feel the points made in the anti-repeal video isnt just fear mongering. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>oOoRaoOo
Like how we dont need to be educated about people from other race or religion in the past to achieve the current state? You think we can surely get racial harmony without the education/arrangements specifically created to help people get along?
With unrestricted access for religious institution and parents to demonise the lgbt and a censorship towards lgbt content unless they are villians or suffer before dying a horrible death. Its no wonder why we are where we are regarding the lgbt issue.
They need to be educated because the vast majority of adults arent. To get these adults, their parents, to teach them is like asking a primary school kid to teach someone in jc. They are going to screw up.
So if and when singapore reaches the stage where it can grant equality to the lgbt, it will be OUT OF CHARACTER for it to stand at one side and watch the two sides fight it out.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>DabianXiaobian
By teaching about the real disadvantages of homosexuality, we can at least discourage them from being homo when they eventually find SJWs online preaching homosexuality <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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Morning guys, anyone can share their experience with ninjavan? Is the estimated arrival time accurate? What happens if no one is at home at the time of delivery? <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>FrozenSakuya-
So far so good, they never screwed any of my orders up despite the negative reviews I read online frequently. Estimated arrival time is always "9AM - 10PM" is it not? If no one is home at TOD, they will usually call you or drop you a message, then you can work things out from there. However, I have heard of cases where the delivery dude just leaves your parcel at your doorstep (lol)<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>belmont_lay
depends on the driver servicing your area I think, it's 50/50 from what my friends and I experienced.
got estimated arrival time one meh? My deliveries just say 9am to 10pm in the whatsapp msg.
By right in the whatsapp txt they will give you a code to give the delivery guy when he calls and no one's home to leave it somewhere.. but one time I didn't receive any call and came home to find my parcel sitting at my doorstep where anyone could take it.
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Ohhhhh on the day itself they will send a whatsapp txt ah? I never got it tho..hopefully they dont leave it there<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Romanion
Next time keep the parcel and say you didn't receive it.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
Phugz
iPhone XS Max 512gb priced at SGD2349.00
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>wusaizo
Well, blame it on iPhone X.
It was so much more popular and expensive than 8 last year. Apple might have saw the opportunity that people are still willing to pay a high price for iPhone. Hence the increase in price this year. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>tarleton99
I may be biased cause i’m using an Iphone X now but it was more a brand new iphone, like the new design and everything that made it even more compelling, which is why i wanted to get it.
I like apple but even i feel this new pricing for 512Gb is abit crazy. And the Iphone Xr being their “budget” phone , starting at 1249.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>wusaizo
That's why I'm thinking about going down to experience the new phones myself. Then decide which to get.
Not flaming. But In the first place do you even need so much space for your phone? LOL.
I always go for the lowest capacity. 64Gb is more than enough IMO.
<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>tarleton99
The Iphone X only came in the 64gb variant and 256gb variant and personally, 64gb is way too little for me, especially with no external storage to increase it.
It’s more of future proofing and have the option and not limiting yourself in regards to on board storage.
But there is cloud storage now but even with Apple’s 50Gb icloud backup, i kinda ran out of space already. So i would rather have more on board storage <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
stonehallow
Parents of r/SG, what do you wish you did (or did more of) before you had kids? Or what you're thankful you managed to do?
Stuff on your bucket list, things you never knew you'd miss etc.<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>lonereaction
My son 2.5 years old now. 2nd one coming soon.I don't feel that I can't do anything now that I could do before. If I want to travel with my wife I can just ask my mom to help take care of the kid for a week or 2.
For new parents (the trend I see among my friends) they lose their identity the moment they get their first child. They become just another parent who spends all their time on their kids, and flood photos of their kids on Instagram. I don't think this is healthy. It is still important to allocate some time for yourself to do hobbies you like. Some parents feel guilty for doing this, which shouldn't be the case at all. A happy parent raises happy kids. Like they say in airplane safety videos, "put on your own oxygen mask before assisting others."
The one thing I really miss is having zero interruptions during all my free time, to play games, watch movies etc. Now I have to plan my time carefully to get these few hours of "me time" here and there. Still doable but takes effort.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>weedandpot
Any tips on how you manage to not feel guilty? <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>lonereaction
I'm just extremely selfish and like to take care of myself. If not I become very irritable and not fun to be around with. To make everyone's life better I take care of myself and keep myself happy. When I'm happy every interaction with my family is better.
But maybe you can imagine yourself as your good friend. If your friend is already putting so much effort into their kids, won't you ask them to take a break more often for their own good?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
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Same here... I'm just deathly afraid of losing those precious hours of my own time, especially if I end up realising I don't particularly like parenting.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
orangemonstered
That's a damn deep well!
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>zetzuei
Do the people responsible get charged?
They knew he can't swim but they still pushed him, what the fuck<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>suchromanticeyes
Please help me understand. If someone who can't swim is pushed into that well or any other body of water, wouldn't that person be struggling at the surface before sinking? <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>xMrAngryPie
Breathing technique. I think He didn’t take a deep breathe before being pushed down. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Yanrogue
If he couldn't swim and panicked he would easily go under and drown. When people panic in the water they kick frantically this creates a lot of air bubbles directly under them that causes them to sink more and their head to go under. This is also another reason why life guards can drown even if they are a strong swimmer if the person is kicking and panicked.
Also if the SG uniform is anything like the US uniform it feels like it clings to your skin when soaked and that could also make you panic more because it feels like your chest is being compressed and it adds a lot of weight that you have to keep above the water.
In the US my unit did yearly 'drown proofing' where you learned to stay calm when you fell in deep water with a uniform and rifle, but even if you are properly trained it can be hard to keep calm and do what you are trained to do. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>ShinJiwon
Saw lifeguard training videos on YouTube. Apparently not everyone makes loads of sound when they drown. And some people sink naturally (heavy bones etc). Obviously I don't know how it went for this poor guy.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>alt_generic_acct
maybe he got knocked out cold or something.. its very tragic.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>tovtetsv
Yeah, iirc i heard his face hit the sides after being pushed in, was missing a tooth when he was fished out.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Domaining1
damn! that was one hard push!<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
KOREANPUBLICSCHOOL
[serious] What are some non politically correct opinions about Singapore that you secretly have?
What are some non politically correct opinions about singapore/singaporeans that you very strongly believe in, but would never tell anyone you know IRL because of social backlash?
Edit: sort by controversial for best viewing experience <BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>kronograf
the average incoherent straits times commenter is actually a pretty good representation of the *average* singaporean (and their language skills).<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>AnnaisMyWaifu
NS should be for women as well. They can even serve in the SAF. There are already women regulars there and despite there being a general difference in physical strength between men and women, modern weapons such as guns, which rely on accuracy and tactics to outmaneuver the enemy, put them on an equal playing field. Even if some women can't serve in the SAF, they can serve elsewhere e.g. emergency medics in the SCDF, nurses at hospitals, charities etc.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
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We are still faced with threats but you are not cleared to know the threats <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
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You'll be surprised how "nice" our neighbours are everyday :')<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>headles1chicken
so i told my parents about my gf. but i didnt really tell them that she's my gf but instead told them that ive been seeing her for awhile now. showed my mom a photo of her and she straight up went "huh she's so ugly" and went on about how i should take this lightly and meet more girls to widen up my choices.
also told me that she planning to make me meet her friend's daughter who she deem is prettier. I feel so offended but whatever. smh.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>NickoPain
If u daring enough. U could always go with the "who is the Groom? You or her. If she like the other girl then ask her to marry her lah." *note this is likely to be a suicide mission so results may vary. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Romanion
That's quite rude...<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
j-dawgz
Bad experience at Changi Airport, should I be worried after getting detained?
So I've lived in Singapore most of my life but my family never became Permanent Residents. After graduating high school I went abroad for college, and I'd visit my family on short-term passes most summer/winter breaks.
So I spent a few weeks back in Singapore this summer before going to Hong Kong to visit a friend for a week. After that I came back here since school doesn't start until later this month. When I got to immigration the lady was immediately unfriendly, but I've encountered my fair share of unfriendly airport agents and everything usually turned out fine.
She asked me the same sorta questions I usually got, but any time I misunderstood a question or she couldn't hear me or something she'd raise her voice or give me a rude response. I hadn't even done anything but she seemed generally pissed for whatever reason. Since it was like 2am and I was tired, I tried to be polite so I could move on and get home as soon as possible.
I took out my phone to check the time, and when I turned it off it made a click sound (just like all iPhones do), and when the lady heard it her demeanor suddenly flipped. She accused me of taking a photo (even though I didn't) and demanded I delete it. I showed her the Photo app on my phone so she could see there wasn't a photo of her, then she just grabbed my phone and went through it herself. When she gave it back I even showed her how the click was just from the phone turning off, but she completely ignored me.
From there her behavior just got so much worse, and her questions more accusatory. She noticed I was just in Singapore last week and asked what I was doing back so soon. I told her it was because my family lives here. I even had a return ticket for when I go back to school. She told me I needed to go to the office to get a secondary inspection (aka I was being detained). She didn't move and I didn't know where to go so I asked if I should follow her, and she yelled back "How else are you supposed to get there if you don't follow me?"
Then when we were passing by all the other travelers waiting in line at immigration, she yelled out "If you go traveling, don't throw tantrums" for everyone to hear. I don't get why she had to humiliate me like that. By "tantrums" I assume she was referring to the imaginary photo I took of her so that I could later shame her on social media or whatever.
Anyway, she took me to another counter. I was getting pretty nervous so I started tapping my fingers against the counter, and the male agent gave me a hard look and in a harsh tone he told me to stop. At this point I was worried all the agents would treat me like some sort of suspicious criminal, but thankfully the actual agents that did my secondary inspection were much more polite. They asked me some questions, then asked for my mom's EP details and phone number so that they can contact her to confirm the answers I gave them (our address, my status as a student, even the fact that she was my mom, etc). They took me to a waiting room while they called my mom, and eventually they came back in and told me I was free to go with a 30-day pass. I asked them if I was in any trouble. They told me I wasn't and that this was just normal immigration protocol, even though nothing about it felt remotely normal.
After the whole experience I just felt really dehumanized. I used to think of Singapore as my home but now it feels like I'm not even allowed here. I'm Filipino, which I know is kind of a red flag but I figured since I used to live here and even have family living here that I wouldn't have any issues.
I still plan on visiting my family in the future (likely twice a year), but I'm worried about this whole situation affecting my travel plans. Will I be flagged as a suspicious person whenever I come back? I'm wondering if the immigration agent could've even flagged me as "difficult" or "insubordinate" or something. I'm just scared about having a bad mark on my record and going through this whole thing all over again.<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Jiraiya-hokage
did you get a name? definitely would complain her. do it the singaporean way<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>rheinl
Feels like we are hearing only 1 side of the story tbh<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>rockythebalboa1990
Should experience Russian/American immigration.
They really put u in your spot. Especially when u look... exotic.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>heil_to_trump
Nah tsa and cbp don't really give a shit at airports. At least at jfk<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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Police near Telok Blangah
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Whoa... You know you done some bad shit when they send SWAT to come get you.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>altobng
Or you have some small quantities of drugs.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>WalfAkaiTsuki
Or kept loli <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>DrMrMadmanSr
Or you utterly wrecked the chief of police in a game of CS:GO<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Fat_Ninjah
Or chewing gum<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>promethxus
Or illegal football betting like in the ad.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>hhlim18
Or maybe you've won some online game and that sore loser think swatting is funny.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Herhahahaha
or it was Just a Prank Bro<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Nivster
or you drank water on the mrt<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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Will circles life be bringing in the xs max?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>TheHippoGuy69
Yeah I hope so too, the singtel prices are so expensive what the hell <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Jiandandian
Can’t blame them. The phone is expensive as hell.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
kaisersg
Is leaving work at 6:30pm very late?
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>testinf1233
Sorry our motto is “cheaper, better, faster”. Half the pay double the output at half the duration by doing OT.
On a side note. Mine is a US based company. That’s why we have flexible working hours, can work from home etc. so long you finish your work. I reach office 10:30 and leave by 6. Unless I need to talk to us market then no choice need wake up at 7. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>alteredpersona
Pm company pls, Im also interested in such a job <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>tariqabjotu
> Mine is a US based company. That’s why we have flexible working hours, can work from home etc.
That is not typical for a US company. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Zoisen
May i ask what industry are you in?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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Think Singapore Mandarin is bad? Malaysian Mandarin can be just as atrocious
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If compare the secondary school Chinese textbooks of Malaysia and Singapore side by side you'll realise that Singapore Chinese syllabus is really for babies<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
That's because Malaysian Chinese secondary schools are Chinese-medium schools. Something which Singapore used to have until the closure of Nantah in the 1980s. A better comparison would be to compare it with the Higher Mother Tongue Syllabus, especially those in SAP Schools, rather than the normal Chinese that most students take.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>mystosg
No, even the Malaysian national syllabus (used by government schools, not necessarily Chinese medium, for students who elect to take it) is way harder than sg one. A lot of classical Chinese, and more complex essay comprehension. The SAP school syllabus for HMT is really nothing lol.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
So, were you a HMT student yourself? Or a student from an SAP school? I know the standard in schools like Tao Nan is very high even for SAP standards. And sure, you raised a fair point. But even so, this does not negate that fact that most Malaysian Chinese do study at Chinese Medium Schools. Coming from an educational background like that, it's a given that they are exposed to a much higher standard. And remember, Malaysia has the strong presence of Chinese Educationalist Groups, notably Dong Zong (who are an extremely Chinese-oriented lot) who set the standards. Singapore does not. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>mystosg
Actually I was a dual Malaysian-Singaporean citizen and moved to Singapore from Malaysia mid secondary school education and had experience with both systems. Went to SRJK (C) -> SMK -> Singapore system (non-SAP), then Os and As.
And most Chinese Malaysians do not go to private Chinese schools (seats are limited and you need to compete to get into most of those) but national schools. In Malaysia, many Chinese people mostly go to Chinese primary schools (SRJK (C), which are national schools, btw) but go to Malay medium secondary schools (SMK) due to it being cheaper and easier to get into. But even so, those who go to the Malay national secondary schools could take Chinese if it highly in demand in that school/area. There is also a more competitive type of Chinese secondary school which is comparable to SAP schools (SMJK) which are ALSO national schools, teaches humanities in Malay and sciences in English, but has more dedicated Chinese classes with longer hours. Lastly, there is the type of fully Chinese medium school that you are talking about, Chinese independent high school (persendirian) that teaches everything in Chinese and has a separate set of exams not recognised by the Malaysian gov.
It's ok I don't want to waste time talking to you. I didn't go to a HMT school but have seen the papers. Also seen the SPM Chinese papers obviously.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
I have done my fair share of research and it is stated that at least 90 percent of Malaysian Chinese do go to Chinese schools. But I shan't engage in a tit for tat debate with your either. I'll just say my piece and that's it.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>mystosg
Actually this could mean a lot of things. Primary Chinese schools are in quite huge numbers and easily accessible. I would believe it if you said 90% of chinese Malaysians have primary Chinese education.
Secondary private Chinese education 90% figure however, I highly doubt it. There are not enough schools in the first place, and they are also fee private schools so has school fees, which discourages some Chinese people from attending them.
Secondary public chinese education is even rarer and competitive, because it is the national system and does not require students to pay fees.
So many do end up in Malay medium national secondary schools, but elect to take Chinese as an extra subject if the subject has huge demand in that school. And this Chinese SPM paper (national system, O levels equivalent) definitely is very much harder than HMT. I've seen the papers asking for translations from random classical Chinese texts to modern Chinese etc.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
Well then, perhaps they were not clear or specific in their phrasing, and they simply used the term' Chinese schools' as a catch-all term without delving to the specifics. Hence the misunderstanding. But being enrolled in a Chinese Primary School does give Malaysian children a better foundation or at the very least, exposure to Chinese vis-à-vis their Singaporean counterparts, especially when starting at a very young age.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>mystosg
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaysian_Chinese#Education_system_and_languages_literacy
actually, this wiki article says 90-95% of Chinese Malaysians attend chinese primary schools (very similar numbers as you have mentioned, whereas at the secondary school level, this figure drops to 5%.
Chinese literacy levels stayed for Chinese Malaysians who take Chinese in secondary school because (imo), Malaysia's education system allowed a breakaway Chinese schooling system till post secondary, whereas in Singapore, this has been abolished by the government.
And then there's the wider group of Chinese Malaysians who speaks rojak Chinese with heavier dialect influences like the past generations.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>HelperBot_
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Yes, I'm not disputing the that this dual education system helps to maintain the level of Chinese language. I'm just saying that being immersed in a heavily Chinese environment from a young age i.e. Primary School also gives them a good start too.
And that's pretty much what I mentioned too. Singapore used to have a large presence of Chinese schools as well as a Chinese University before they were phased out in the 1980s.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
PlastikSporc
Metal panel of SMRT escalator dislodges, woman suffers deep gash on shin
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>NoSugarHor
I've noticed before that the bottom edge of some escalators are secured by duct tape. Not saying it's the cause of this dislodge but I've always wondered why in the world is duct tape being used.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>max-torque
Quick fix<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>-_-_-_----_-_-_-
Ikr, should have use flex tape /s<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>gracey_tan
hi guys! i’ve been starting to exercise recently to work on my tummy fats especially, so i’ve been mainly doing abs workouts routines and also thighs. but is it normal for me not to feel the post workout burn in my stomach area? and any tips for tummy fat loss? i’m not sure if this targeted exercises will help. i’ve been also tryna eat healthier! <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Orangecuppa
Eat less rice/carbs, do sit ups and squats. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>gotigergo
Hi! Are there any alive telegram groups for casual dinner or drinks meetups? <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>a_man_without_a_pen
I also wanna know<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>SpermWhale
i go if it's beer :)<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>darklajid
Is there an age limit? :-)<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>DasBiceps
Need to be mature<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>darklajid
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hatuah
Need to grow a leg? Look for this guy.
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>HisPri
He went to ACJC and NUS .....
Did he not been educated ?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Maplestori
>Did he not been educated
My average English grade brain is hurting <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>freedaemons
That's unpossible!<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
yusoffb01
Inside every car before we use gps
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>backpfe1fengesicht
i honestly wanted to buy one to take out all the pages and paste them on my wall as one big ass singapore map.
has anyone done it before, and is it possible to actually do it?
<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>yusoffb01
During the army days, some people have done that for tabletop exercise<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>RarestName
Go to any transport unit and you'd already see a map on the wall.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>JustIllusioNz
I kena my encik tell me to make detailed maps of routes to other air base and some other camps, I remember not sleeping the previous night because it's a weekend duty, normally damn slack one. Suddenly my encik drove in and asked for the duty driver(Which was me, sadly) to plan the routes all based on the street directory. Poor me had to continue to plan out the routes, page numbers from the directory, for approval.
After the whole thing was done, we photocopied out the affected pages and taped them together, forming a map, but of the routes. I then used string to map out the routes on the jigsaw map..
Nightmare of a task, but it was Hella memorable, when I visited after I ORD-ed the map was still flapping there on the noticeboard lol<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>prissyme
TIL my ladyboss isn't really my ladyboss. She is the mistress of my boss, working in the same company. And my colleague is the ex-brother in law of my boss' ex-wife.
Is this some taiwanese drama
EDIT: forgot to add that... ex-brother in law has to work hand in hand in the same department with *ladyboss* :) <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>PM_MEFORTITS
wow must be really awkward at work<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
jhanschoo
Redditporeans
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>I_love_pillows
I don’t understand why some Singaporeans are so cynical and can make any good thing sound negativeb<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Koufas
Because there are a lot of Singaporeans who are entitled. Anything less than perfect is a henious crime that shows the government isn't capable at all. Standards are far from realistic and like Nas said. Most Singaporeans lack perspective.
For example. Everyone knows we are a "resourceless" nation. But to fully understand and comprehend the costs and danger of that is something that barely anyone begins to think about.
Its scary to see how quickly how hateful, aggressive and in some cases, racist, some Singaporeans can become.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>I_love_pillows
The most ridiculous cynicism I seen are people who do not want new MRT lines. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>GhostBearKhan
Wait what? Where is this?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>I_love_pillows
ST or CNA comments section about the new DTL <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
milo_dino
Slippery slope argument?
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>LeviAEthan512
I support the repeal of 377a. But i think I understand their misconception
1. Sex is between a man and a woman
2. Gay sex is slightly deviant
3. Bestiality is very deviant
4. If we allow slightly deviant, we will eventually allow very deviant, because when slightly deviant is considered okay, very deviant will then e considered slightly deviant, and when history repeats itself, slightly deviant bestiality will be considered normal
But the reality is that the repeal of 377a is based on consent. That's the qualitative difference, and therefore won't lead to a slippery slope. Slippery slope is only valid when one thing is a more severe version of another thing, when there is a quantitative difference but not qualitative. Regardless of how deviant or not you think gay sex is, that's not the point. The point is that all consensual sex should be allowed. If we remember that children and animals cannot give consent, then 377a has no implications on either of those things<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>KimHartley24
I agree. And the more we normalize healthy gay relationships the less deviant it is culturally and the less the slippery slope will be a concern. I dream of a day where gay teens stop committing suicide and are free to pursue first crushes and learn healthy relationship boundaries the way straight kids are idolized for 🙏🙏🙏<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>gssq83
Have you seen gay pride parades in the US? Despite normalizing healthy gay relationships they are still deliberately culturally deviant<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>KimHartley24
Gay relationships are not normalized in the US. Great strides are being made *legally,* but gay pride parades are essentially a celebration that they haven't been beat down yet. They are part music festival, part protest, part celebration, part group therapy outreach, and a huge beacon of hope to those who feel like surviving one more day in a homophobic world is just too much. Suicide rates are still very high among LGBT+ folks, especially teens. Equality is a marathon, and it's not near done, especially for minority persons, especially regarding social violations such as bullying/harassment, assault, child abuse, workplace discrimination, etc inflicted on persons suspected of being gay or trans.
There's a lot of reasons why a safe-zone festival celebrating *a sexual orientation* would be the craziest thing ever.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>gssq83
>Gay relationships are not normalized in the US
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/05/23/same-sex-marriage-poll-americans/638587002/
"More than two-thirds of Americans say they support same-sex marriage"
Suicide rates being high among LGBT+ folks doesn't necessarily mean that they are facing discrimination.
For example:
"Biological and genetic factors in the causes and development of homosexuality might also predispose homosexual people to developing psychiatric disorders. This is in line with the higher prevalence of bipolar disorder we found in homosexual men compared with heterosexual men, which is generally considered to be largely congenital... The fact that homosexual men showed higher prevalence rates of disorders that are characteristic for women in general, whereas homosexual women showed higher prevalence rates of disorders that are characteristic for men in general, is in line with the theory that sex-atypical levels of prenatal androgens play a major role in the causes and development of homosexuality"
In other words homosexuality could make one susceptible to mental disorders through biological and developmental channels, rather than purely through discrimination. (http://archpsyc.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/abstract/58/1/85)<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>ceddya
> Suicide rates being high among LGBT+ folks doesn't necessarily mean that they are facing discrimination.
How disingenuous to act like LGBT individuals don't face more discrimination in more conservative states.
>In other words homosexuality could make one susceptible to mental disorders through biological and developmental channels, rather than purely through discrimination. (http://archpsyc.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/abstract/58/1/85)
'Homosexual people tend to experience more mental health problems than heterosexual people, research indicates. Discrimination may contribute to the higher risk, believes lead researcher Dr. Apu Chakraborty of University College London, UK.'
https://psychcentral.com/lib/higher-risk-of-mental-health-problems-for-homosexuals/
'Several studies suggest that gay men, lesbians and bisexuals appear to have higher rates of some mental disorders compared with heterosexuals, although not to the level of a serious pathology. Discrimination may help fuel these higher rates.'
'A new study of gay and lesbian youth finds that they are only slightly more likely than heterosexual youth to attempt suicide, refuting previous research that suggested much higher rates.'
http://www.apa.org/monitor/feb02/newdata.aspx
'Societal changes have led to legal, policy, and structural changes, most of which will ultimately improve the lives and mental health of LGBT youth. But structural change takes time, and in the interim, individual LGBT youth need support and care in order to thrive. There have been important advances in theoretical understandings of LGBT lives, most notably through the framework of minority stress. These advances, and associated empirical research on key mechanisms and processes, point to the relevance of approaches that directly address and interrogate minority stress in the lives of youth and how minority stress processes affect youth well-being.'
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4887282/
'While dealing with adolescents and young adults with emotional distress, one should keep in mind that a stigmatized sexual identity could be causing this distress.'
https://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/full/10.1176/appi.ajp-rj.2017.120505
It's funny how mental health professionals advocate for less discrimination to help with mental health outcomes when you're arguing for the opposite. Why is that?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>gssq83
Not sure how "Suicide rates being high among LGBT+ folks doesn't necessarily mean that they are facing discrimination." somehow became LGBTs not facing more discrimination in more conservative states
And it's funny how when I use the word could in "homosexuality could make one susceptible to mental disorders through biological and developmental channels, rather than purely through discrimination" (see, I mentioned discrimination too), it somehow means something different from the word may in "Discrimination may contribute to the higher risk" and "Discrimination may help fuel these higher rates" (notice that they didn't acknowledge reasons other than discrimination, at least in those extracts).
Actually scratch that. Your last link uses "could" too - "a stigmatized sexual identity could be causing this distress".
It seems words mean what you want them to mean
Also you want to have your cake and eat it. First you claim LGBTs face a lot of discrimination. Then you point to evidence that they are only slightly more likely to attempt suicide. So what is your point? Besides trying to prove that I'm wrong for the sake of it
Also somehow now you're claiming that I'm arguing for more discrimination against LGBTs. You must be psychic because I never said that. Well, actually if you're psychic your powers are faulty because this is a bizarre claim that I do not hold<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>ceddya
> Not sure how "Suicide rates being high among LGBT+ folks doesn't necessarily mean that they are facing discrimination." somehow became LGBTs not facing more discrimination in more conservative states
That's because one of the reasons suicide rates are higher is absolutely because of discrimination as per every credible mental health organization. It's highly irresponsible to discount that.
>And it's funny how when I use the word could in "homosexuality could make one susceptible to mental disorders through biological and developmental channels,
Lmao, talk about being disingenuous again. This statement is not the same as:
'**Biological and genetic factors** in the causes and development of homosexuality might also predispose homosexual people to developing psychiatric disorders.'
Please try again. The quote from the article makes no reference to external factors like discrimination. Unless you're arguing that discrimination construes a biological and genetic factor?
That being said, I'm glad we agree that we should reduce discrimination to improve the mental health outcomes of our LGBT community. By that, I'm taking it that you support repealing 377A and legalizing same sex marriages, right?
>It seems words mean what you want them to mean
In your case, sure, because look at how ready you are to twist words just to suit your narrative. Tsk.
> (notice that they didn't acknowledge reasons other than discrimination, at least in those extracts).
It couldn't be that most mental health organizations agree that discrimination and stigma are the main cause of the difference in mental health outcomes. Nah, I'm sure there's some conspiracy behind it.
>Also you want to have your cake and eat it. First you claim LGBTs face a lot of discrimination. Then you point to evidence that they are only slightly more likely to attempt suicide. So what is your point? Besides trying to prove that I'm wrong for the sake of it
I'll break it down for you since you lack basic comprehension:
1) Suicide rates in LGBT youth are higher, albeit the difference is not as significant as once thought.
2) Discrimination and stigma contribute to poorer mental health outcomes for LGBT individuals.
3) Poorer mental health includes increased susceptibility to mental illnesses, in which higher suicide rates is one of the consequences.
I'm not sure how that was so hard for you to process, but okay.
>Besides trying to prove that I'm wrong for the sake of it
Not really, I'm merely trying to correct someone twisting the results of a scientific study in order to push a misinformed narrative.
>Also somehow now you're claiming that I'm arguing for more discrimination against LGBTs. You must be psychic because I never said that.
Do you support retaining 377A and legalizing same sex marriage? If not, you're absolutely complicit in perpetuating discrimination. Why spend so much effort to hide your position?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>gssq83
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Kuristinyaa
[Premium]Image inciting acts of terror posted on Instagram account linked to Nanyang JC; police investigating
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Excrucius
(I tried to reply to another comment agreeing with the undergraduate but it got deleted.)
I agree with you. I find it disconcerting that all except your comment (so far) thought the undergraduate was too sensitive. I think the other comments were, on the contrary, not sensitive enough. I think it's because we weren't affected by it and those comments fail to be compassionate enough to put themselves in the shoes of the victims.
We live in Singapore so we probably weren't affected by 9/11 much. But it shouldn't take a person so much effort to realize that people who were friends of family of victims could still be traumatized even after 17 years. The same goes for WW2. As an example: the Japanese. Many of us from the young demographic are indifferent to Japanese people. But if you were to ask an elder in Singapore who had possibly experienced the terror of Sook Ching, they might still have anti-Japanese sentiments even after, what, 50 years(?) have passed.
Just because we did not experience a traumatic historic(al) event and thus not have any feelings to it doesn't mean we should make jokes about. What is a joke to us may not be a joke to others, especially in this highly interconnected generation of the Internet.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
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We found the guy <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>avocado_milkshake
If something on the internet offends you, just close the tab.
The solution should never be to prevent someone else from expressing themselves, barring extreme exceptions like hate speech. Memes definitely do not fall within the exceptions.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>kel007
> What is a joke to us may not be a joke to others
I firmly believe that social media networks such as Facebook and Reddit should also be regulated or even censored, as they frequently contain posts, graphics and memes of similar nature ^/s<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
tarosukiyaki
Best salted egg yolk chicken in Singapore?
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>tarosukiyaki
Went to Sim Lim Square to try the famous salted egg yolk chicken rice today and it blew my mind!! Any more restaurants that sell good salted egg yolk chicken?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Kyahhhs_2
Is this from sim lim square basement foodcourt?<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>donutswithpeanuts
omg that actually looks so gooddddddddd<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>flappingjellyfish
That's my fav salted egg chicken too!!! Had it all the time when I was interning near there <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>ambystom4
There’s one at jiayuen eating house in Paya Lebar. It sells a slightly difference version that translates to salted egg yolk cream chicken<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>arexisreee
Used to order it to camp (during NS days) and it was a real treat. Went back a few months ago, quality has dropped significantly with a marked increase in price; paid almost $10 for a plate topped with cereal. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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Any recommendation for winter gear? Looking to go Switzerland and Canada. -3 degree for Europe. -30 plus for Canada. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>KimJiHoon
North face. Actually if u have time you can go to the factory outlet at the country and buy coz the winter wear u buy in sg is not as thick<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>SolomonTeo
I think will freeze to death before I got there haha. What’s the expected damage? <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>KimJiHoon
i mean of coz you can buy in sg and wear temporary coz the -30 degrees kind of weather i tested on sg quality ones not as thick. ard $200 - 250 if i rem correct. coz i went lugano switzerland factory outlet called 'fox town' they had pretty good bargain stuff there<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
hotgarbagecomics
Singaporeans who live overseas, do Singaporeans really complain more than the locals in other countries do?
I know Singaporeans love saying complaining is a national pastime, but I disagree with the notion that it's a defining trait of Singaporeans. It's more a defining trait of anyone with a phone.
I've talked to a lot of people (as recently as a few days ago) whose impression of Singaporeans is about how they complain too much (on the internet), and I usually counter it with "how is that any different from whiny comments on popular news articles in your country?" As a foreigner myself, I find the social media comments from my home country (India) in news posts way worse than what I see here in Singapore. The sheer amount of pettiness, whininess, stupidity and negativity is staggering. And in multiple languages too.
That said, what with the comments from Nas Daily, and how Singaporeans are getting a lot of flak for being whiny in the comments, is the "whiny Singaporean" perception really accurate? Local Singaporeans who haven't lived outside (traveling doesn't really count, imho) would definitely say it's true, but as with any local population with limited exposure to bread-and-butter issues of other countries, it's easy to assume any common behaviour as uniquely Singaporean.
Singaporeans who live overseas though, what do you think?
Edit: sorry, my wording is a little confusing. My question essentially is: **Do Singaporeans whine about domestic issues in Singapore (cost of living, transport breakdowns etc) more than say the British do about similar things in the UK, or the Germans do in Germany, or Venezuelans in Venezuela?**<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Raphi_Ainsworth
Can confirm, went for a stint in London. Met some sg, Malaysians and Filipinos people there. More often that not, sg really look down on sg while saying how much better London is in comparison. While the Malaysians are proud of what Malaysia has become but acknowledge that it has some issues and are optimistic towards it future growth. The filipinos of the other hand are glad to have their leader "fixing" their country whatever that means. All in all sgs are more toxic and hateful towards their own country compared to the Malaysians and the Filipinos who were quite chill.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>hotgarbagecomics
Oh, I my question was more like this: do Singaporeans in Singapore complain more than, say, the British in the UK?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Raphi_Ainsworth
Online is one thing, but face to face, yea sgs are the worst compared to the British. Like I said, the Malaysians and the Filipinos who were quite chill.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>hotgarbagecomics
Forgive me if I'm inferring this incorrectly, but are you saying that the British complain about bread-and-butter (cost of living, transport issues etc) issues in the UK less than Singaporeans complain about the same things in Singapore?
I feel what you're describing about Singaporeans overseas is that of the self-loathing foreigner: a first-gen migrant, or a foreigner in a country with greater aspirational value tends to disown their origins and culture in an attempt to belong, to integrate. Every foreigner goes through this phase, it's very common, and I think it's a different issue entirely.
Source: Was a self-loathing foreigner myself, and been working hard to overcome that.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Raphi_Ainsworth
What im saying face to face they dont complain as much. maybe in private or online. Compared to the sg. The sg im referring to arent foreigners, they are just there for studies riding on daddy's money. Most of the Malaysians and Filipinos are there using hard earned money they themselves earned.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>hotgarbagecomics
Hmm okay, I understand. But I wonder if a moneyed subset ought to be used to describe the average Singaporean...<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
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Eifand
[Going back to school] How bad will I get bullied/mocked if I go back to polytechnic as a 26 year old?
I can take it and to some extent, I deserve it. I accept it all. I just want to know. Also, if you know of anyone else who did it. Would rather not disclose why I am going back to poly at such an advanced age although it isn't necessarily for a bad reason. I feel it is the right thing to do and the right course for me in terms of what I want to do for a living. would rather be behind on a path that is right than be ahead on a path that is wrong. I will also obviously be working as I study (part time if i have to). <BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>ehohteeetch
Sounds remarkably like what I'm going to end up. I'm 25 now and more than likely will be expelled from uni pretty soon. My previous qualification was A's, so probably will have to go the poly route at 26 as well. Surprising how uncanny this is similar to my situation.
And I'm scared af.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>GodSama
Quickly lock down your units and transcript and get a transfer<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Eifand
Don't worry, you can redeem yourself in Poly. That's what I plan to do. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>pakdjvsjcla
What do y’all think of this letter to straits times forum. Don’t know why I got downvoted. And dk why they never publish.
Backstory: I applied for a summer internship at Uber in San Francisco with an idea to help them save on driver incentive costs. However, I was not given the opportunity to work there and yet my idea had been adopted and implemented in Singapore. On hindsight, I realized how my idea infringed on the foundation of meritocracy (work hard and be rewarded)
Here's my opinion:
With ride-hailing apps such as Tada, Filo, Ryde and GoJek emerging to compete for a slice of the pie after Uber's exit, consumers would once again enjoy discounts and promotions when these ride-hailing apps start to compete with each other to gain ground on market share. However, we must not overlook the role drivers play in capturing market share for these companies in the "taxi" industry, therefore we can conclude that these ride-hailing companies would eventually roll out driver incentives to attract drivers to join their ranks. Example: Uber used to dish out incentives weekly for a certain number of trips clocked.
Imagine this scenario: 49 trips are required to be clocked in a week for a $200 incentive.
Let's assume an area say "Tampines" with a 10 minutes radius which coincides with Uber's narrative of waiting less than 10 minutes for a ride.
There is one consumer waiting for a ride in Tampines to take her to Clarke Quay.
There are only two drivers in Tampines.
Driver A is closer to the consumer.
There is one hour left on the clock to the end of the week.
Driver A needs 1 more ride to make 49 trips to collect his incentive.
Driver B needs 20 more rides to make 49 trips to collect his incentive.
Who do you think should be assigned the trip?
The ride should be assigned to the driver closest to the consumer.
However, the algorithm can be designed in such a way that the ride goes to the driver with the least number of rides clocked that week, and since it fits into their 10 minutes narrative, driver incentive costs can be saved by spreading out the total number of rides to all existing drivers in the area, systemically allocating them.
This goes against the foundation of meritocracy because Driver A has been working hard (putting in hours) yet the ride went to driver B.
With this opinion, I hope that the government would start an initiative to prevent these companies from designing their codes in a way that will infringe on the foundation of meritocracy, or even limit the use of such algorithms before drivers hit their incentives.
<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>thisdoorknob
sadly meritocracy has no place in the world of money<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>pakdjvsjcla
I thought about why they wouldn’t wanna publish. It would be a self fulfilling prophecy. But it begs the question if the government has the power (or a strong labour union) to actually uphold meritocracy <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
UncomfortablePrawn
Does what you do in NS truly matter in your life?
I’ve been feeling a little down about my performance in NS lately, cos of fitness mainly.
I feel like I shouldn’t care so much even if I OOC from it (spec course) if I can’t hit my vetos, cos I feel like it’s not important? But I can’t really stop myself from feeling a little disappointed.
As many people say, nobody cares about NS outside of NS. But what do y’all think?<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>xlanor
No one gives a shit whether you were an officer, spec, or man post NS, only how long you will be away for your reservist.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>UncomfortablePrawn
isn’t the duration the same for everyone though<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>tentacle_
if you’re officer you liable until your 50 man lol<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Stealthstriker
Depends on vocation also. Pes E guys dont get called back. At least as far as I know.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
frankchongszehong
Very good curry puffs
Just to let people know. Canberra block 105 coffeeshop, malay auntie sell superb bagus curry potato puffs and sardine puffs at $1.20 each. Big and well stuffed, very nice. Used to operate at old Woodland bus interchange but relocated. If you stay around the area can come buy, super worth it. 👍🏻👌🏻<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Desert_Nomad_
Off topic a bit, anyone else that doesn't really like curry puff?
I see so many people who love curry puffs and idk why
I did grow up eating it because either my mum makes them or we buy them from somewhere but I only ate them cause I was hungry or wanted to please my mum.
I've always felt it tasted funky and left a gross aftertaste that I need tons of water to get rid of.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>xiiliea
Are you eating the old chang kee kind of curry puff? I hate that kind of curry puff too because the crust is too thick and dry.
The best kind of curry puff is the type with thin and slightly crispy skin, usually sold by mamak shops and malay snack or food stalls.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>oxchamballs
curry puffs are our cornish pasties, i low ses so i love them a lot<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>JokerMother
curry puffs are amazing <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
Varantain
"Feminist mentor" Thio Su Mien compares gay sex to pedophilia and bestiality in open letter to Education Minister
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Varantain
[This tweet](https://twitter.com/cfd_steve/status/1029872530776047616) has been making its rounds on social media, so I thought I'd link it:
> When someone sees a slippery slope between same-sex marriage and beastiality or pedophilia, that's a pretty good indication that they view marriage as a pairing between a man and his sex-object, not a loving bond between two consenting adults of sound mind.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>kiaeej
Doesnt make sense to me though. I cant make that link. Can someone help? <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>I_love_pillows
She’s definitely not of a sound mind <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>a_man_without_a_pen
Ordered 2pc chicken because I felt that I should cut down from my usual 3pc.
Reached home and there's 3pc inside the box. Is this a sign from the universe ?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>EndeavourBeaver
The chef thought you'd need it<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>brianne0007
universe want you to be buibui<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>totoybibo
yes.you deserve more chicken.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
841632
Empty bullet cartridge found in Yishun
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>thexynapse
At least it's 5.56. 9mm, .45acp or 7.62 and you might have a problem<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Punchkicker3
Care to explain? Those are typical munition calibres that both the SAF and SPF use.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>thexynapse
Depends on what kind of 7.62. 7.62x39(AKM/SKS) means possible terrorism. 9mm and .45acp are pistol calibers. Pistols are easier to conceal, and therefore easier to smuggle. It's unlikely it's from a patrolling officer since we use .38. We have some 9mm handguns, but the .38 Taurus isn't phased out (completely) yet.
EDIT: A word<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>squeeish
Honestly thought this was a reference to pubg.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>HoothootNeverFlies
Gpmg uses 7.62 tho so it might not be an akm<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>oratorioo
Our snipers and gpmg uses the nato 7.62x51 while the 7.62 x 39 are mostly used by AKs and AKM.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>brianne0007
gonna miss some of the kids when practicum ends this week 😭esp this boy in playgroup who's damn cute,everyday I ask him what colour is the toy and he goes,"*Blueee?*"<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>brweird
I wish I loved my job as much as you do <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>brianne0007
I don't see myself becoming a preschool teacher though lol,I'd pass out after work everyday <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>brweird
Same situation for my internship, can't wait to finish it lol<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
Tokageron
Crushes during pri/sec sch or JC?
Share some interesting love stories from your school days
*disclaimer if the title is misleading, not limited to JC ok. <BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>SaltyShellback
I asked her want go stead with me anot. She say ok lor. That night dinner I want go hawker centre cause bo Lui, she breakup me to go with another guy to café cartel. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>DCFDTL
Not sure whether to laugh or cry with you<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>xingbo92
I miss café cartel’s free flow bread...<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
DrCalFun
Youth in Singapore shunning religion - an old article from 2015
[It is really interesting how the different religious group representatives react](https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/youth-in-singapore-shunning-religion)<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>noblownojob
It’s 2018.
We only need Science. Religion is just an obstacle to progress. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
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You don't need religion to have morals.
Don't conflate the two together<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>terjnh
People argue for secular morality. Where then, do you reference morality from? Like Science, where logical deduction is derived from a point of reference, morality needs a reference point.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>darkdoorway
Thanks. I felt like I had too many IQ points .... But after reading this, I really felt them drain away.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>beyondthef
I'm not sure if the Bible has ever said anything about eugenics. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>stormearthfire
Hitler sure believed alot in eugenics..<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
chasingcorgis
GrabHitch bookings to be unavailable between 1am - 5am daily
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>mindfreck13
Well done to monopolising the taxi industry.
They must have realised that GrabHitch is cannibalising their grab sales.
Only have grab and grab taxi for night commute. Gone were the days of cheap grabshare and grabhitch. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>stereopaper
I’m pretty sure this is about female passenger safety. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>iblueice
I think it’s more likely due to dispute from drunken customer.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>query_not_valid
Time to add on to the pile of relationship questions r/Singapore has cause why not
I'm currently dating someone who's scared that one day I'll suddenly feel she's not worth my effort cause she's stupid or slow and I'll go find another girl that's smarter than her. She's so afraid that she would rather pre-emptively leave so it's on her terms (I had to talk her down from it once or twice in the past month or so).
I don't have a dating history of cheating, I don't have a history of dating smart girls nor do I have a history of dumping people when I think they're dumb as bricks cause face it, we all do dumb shit all the time.
I've been constantly telling her that it's okay to be stupid around me, that she doesn't have to turn into Einstein in order to appease me? Sure at times if she says something absolutely bizarre I'd ask "what in the fuck was that lmao" but like, even I ask myself that when I do something dumb.
I really do appreciate and love this girl but I don't know what else I can really do to show that I love everything about her even if she says something absolutely dumb at times?
Okay second question for those who don't wanna care about the above question:
why the fuck can't I just have granola bars for lunch<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>OneScrewLoose_
Hug her every time she brings the topic up?<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>robobooga
Seems like she has self esteem issues. Assure her that you like her just the way she is and maybe don't sound so surprised at the absolutely bizarre things she do so she'll be more comfortable doing her stuff.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>choonggg
Fingers on her lips to stop her from finishing her speech then says it's all fine now. Remember to add "shhhhh shhhhh"
Or just continue assuring, people like to be assured. Everyday I ask my wife if she loves me.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>1masterbaitor
>Sure at times if she says something absolutely bizarre I'd ask "what in the fuck was that lmao" but like, even I ask myself that when I do something dumb.
Yeah maybe stop saying that to her. Maybe you think it's okay to say it to yourself but she's not you...
Also: to your second qns wtf dude stupid ah granola bars are snacks not lunch right what are you thinking
<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>starscreamm03
Let her know that its normal for people to ask stupid questions. Its normal for people to be stupid. Theres probably someone who’s dumber than her (that’s me). Then try to find out what makes her think or feel that way. Was it your reaction? Her certification or something? Then work on it. If you think you’re not good enough at something, then go improve. Reading articles will help. Tell her youre not going to leave her just because she thinks she dumb.
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For the second question: same. When I eat snacks for lunch people think im being anorexic and extra. Im just too lazy to eat sometimes ok. Is that so hard to understand.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>teestooshort
> why the fuck can't I just have granola bars for lunch
Who da fook told you that. Eat whatever you want man, moderately. #yolo <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>mememe_17
Can I ask whats the difference in education level? Or is it the same?<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Imaintorbjorn
In my experience I find it extremely annoying people do this(those that keep feeling their below others and keep putting themselves down)I feel like their whole personalities revolves around this and they can't ever have a conversation without bringing up this.
Hopefully shes not like that.Cos if she is not much you can do man.
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greenapplejellybean
r/Singapore, what are you watching on Netflix (or any other channels)?
Need recommendations after bingeing on Bojack season 5. Any recommendations are welcomed!<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>HisPri
Dragon Prince,Trollhunter
And the best reality TV show, Terrace House<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>WittyKap0
>And the best reality TV show, Terrace House
Yup first season is the best and has the most drama though it kind of fizzled near the end. I could never get into aloha state<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>HisPri
Like yama say, most of the cast of Aloha are not even human.
Opening new door is better than Aloha but In the City is still the best,Hansen is still MVP.
P.s Meat incident FTW<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>WittyKap0
The first season is supposed to be the best but Netflix never got the rights.
>P.s Meat incident FTW
Haha never understood why everyone gave him so much shit about it, I thought his behavior was totally fine<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>HisPri
Oh Boy and Girl next door ... *CoughVPNandfansub*
Yah, I am on his side<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>WittyKap0
How to use fansub along with VPN? <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
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Angryangmo
Singapore is 2nd most visited city in Asia-Pacific, 5th in the World
*Almost 14 million tourists visited Singapore in 2017, helping the country retain its position as the fifth most visited global destination out of 162 cities, and the second most visited in Asia-Pacific behind Bangkok - based on the latest Mastercard Global Destination Cities Index released on Tuesday (Sept 25).*
*Singapore also topped the table in tourist spending for the Asia-Pacific region, and was fourth globally for the second year in a row. Visitors spent an average of US$286 (S$390) a day here, resulting in a total of US$17.02 billion spent in 2017.*
[https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/singapore-is-2nd-most-visited-city-in-asia-pacific-5th-in-the-world-mastercard](https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/singapore-is-2nd-most-visited-city-in-asia-pacific-5th-in-the-world-mastercard)<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>gottaname
the hype is real.
also given we've appeared in a movie this year, and several anime. In b4 STB is flinging fat stacks.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>pragmaticpapaya
and not to forget the Trump-Kim summit too.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>maosumis
On the verge of another breakdown but im in the middle of a mall lol gg<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>lilfoot0
wah why<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>CervezaPorFavor
Mental breakdown?<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>roarnoobie
go toilet and breathe and wash face<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
dudez77
SG Twitter mocking influencers has gained the attention of the Internet
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Aimismyname
You know, we talk mad shit about influencers and how vapid it all is, but each of them do have followers in the hundreds or thousands. We as a society have just.. enabled it. Somehow enough of us still buy into this trash<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>warlordson
We live in a society.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Silverwhitemango
It is important to note that buying thousands of fake Instagram followers is a thing.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
Jammy_buttons
How should society deal with divisive laws? Discussion on marital rape provides a guide
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>merapheaus
If a wife withholds sex from her husband it is her right and she will have the full weight of the legal system behind her. However if a husband withholds money from his wife it is financial abuse.
Marriage looks more and more to be an extremely one sided transaction with all benefits to the woman and none for the man. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>arcrenciel
Wait. Financial abuse? There's such a thing? Please quote me the relevant statutes. To my knowledge, there aren't any laws that state that you have to financially support your wife. Only your children.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>pokoook
>Marriage looks more and more to be an extremely one sided transaction with all benefits to the woman and none for the man
Til marital rape is a benefit and it's okay because guys have to pay alimony anyway.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>merapheaus
When u marry, u share your body and possessions with each other. Most of the time, men need sex more than women. Most of the time women need more money than they are willing to earn.
Marriage therefore most of the time becomes a contract where men can socially acceptably exchange money for sex and women, sex for money. It is distasteful for the modern progressive ears but it’s probably the reason why you’re here.
When you make the provision of sex optional but the provision of maintenance mandatory, you skew the balance of the contract. Men who are aware of it will see that it might end up becoming a sexless trap where they keep paying the woman for free. Women will always press for marriage because security and lifetime payments.
Now most men are unaware of these gems hidden in the women’s charter and they marry for true love hahaha.
But as more and more become aware, hopefully they will avoid such traps. If you are a man, I hope you read the women’s charter front to back before deciding to marry. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>pokoook
This is /r/insanepeoplefacebook material<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
harder2breathe
Why is there so much resentment towards SUSS amongst their students?
For both full time and part time students, did things change for the better after autonomous status? Considering joining next year.<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>roarnoobie
it could be helpful if u could include where did u get or hear this idea/thought from <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>harder2breathe
The recent mothership article on Wikipedia name change and I also saw confessions page<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>roarnoobie
well bcuz the school somewhat "emphasizes" a lot of self learning and people are complaining they are not getting enough help for their studies so probably it comes from there<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>confusedpohtato
Their self study material doesn't prepare you for their exams! <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>x_Lance
you gotta practice more on past year paper, the self study material only gives you some basic understanding... if you have any doubts, you can ask your lecturer in class. Best way is to self study, learn the materials then attend the class. Gotta be more pro-active in this... i learnt it the hard way :(
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I wish they gave answers for pyp. No need spoon feed, but having some solutions would be great. :(<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>x_Lance
There is a saying, "Nothing is new under the sun". You gotta find ways to solve the PYP, try to ask in class, if not you can always google the answer or ask it online at forums such as reddit.
I remember for my accounting and finance paper, i got most of my answers from past year in ACCA, with step by step guide... you have to find ways to help yourself. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>confusedpohtato
Coursehero ahem <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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[deleted]<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>rosesandmilktea
every 3 guys :)<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>donthavela
3 out of 10?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>rosesandmilktea
1 out of 3 :’)<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>donthavela
Okay mah, still got 66.6666666666% (repeating of course) chance<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>rosesandmilktea
YA MAN THANK GOD HAHHAA<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
kronograf
Ex-ST senior editor (who broke the AWARE steeplejacking saga) speaks out publicly about media backlash and 377A.
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Zantheus
With all the priest rapes being uncovered recently I'm surprised Christians still have the audacity to claim the moral high ground. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>tentacle_
Religion is on their death throes. Christianity included.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>PM_ME_SHARKS_
Major religion will never die, even in Singapore's secularism. Singaporeans must simply move towards being more tolerant and understanding towards different religions and non-believers.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>tentacle_
nah, they will. they have no relevance left in the modern world.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>kronograf
ah, please. *organized* religion will always exist as long as there are disenfranchised and/or power-hungry people who need to spin a simple and seductive polemical narrative about how they’re always Doing The Right Thing<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>tentacle_
yes, the poor and crazy. just leave them to their devices and they’ll self destruct.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>FrozenSakuya-
I might be in love <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>rosesandmilktea
WHAT<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>AreYouDeaf
#I MIGHT BE IN LOVE <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>rosesandmilktea
hello i half deaf not half blind 🤣<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>mcchickenupsize
Srs when the going gets tough in NS how do y’all motivate yourselves
Only thing keeping me going is that unit life might actually be decent<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>rheinl
Look around you, they can do it y nt u?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
wyngit
Buddhist Fellowship on #377A
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>milnivek
Nothing against 377 or gays, but critically speaking, this letter is worded so broadly u could use it to support pedophiles.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>tarothepug
How is sexual abuse consistent with compassion for others?<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>dipstickk01
sorry but how do pedophiles spread care, compassion, and empathy? <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
[deleted]<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>CaseyMcKinky
The idea is you can be the absolute worst scumbag in the world and a buddhist will still accept you into society. He will not cause any harm or suffering even in the name of justice or vigilantism. Karma and retribution will see to that, for it is not in anybody's authority to pass your own judgement.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
gerbalt
TIFU by masturbating with my dads penis
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TYFU by giving your mom a raging case of bacterial vaginosis. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Thizzmonk
Maybe it was his mom's ass dildo?
<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>stephschiff
True, I don't know her life! <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>ChiefThunderSqueak
Why does everyone assume it was his mom's?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>moreawkwardthenyou
Cause...it was...
oh god
<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>taichi22
The alternatives are worse.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>geezusjesus
Apple doesn’t fall too far from the the tree I guess. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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TIFU by letting ants eat my semen
[deleted]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Detector150
I've read this exact same story weeks ago.... How is this possible? <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>ThomBraidy
you can predict the future <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>ImAScientist_ADoctor
Ants love cum.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>EclipseGuy86
I remember reading this as well. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Hamuelin
Yup. It’s essentially the same story with some details changed. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>BraveSpirit06
Probably read the one about the coconut but that was ages ago<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>DanskSmoerrebroed
Last time it was a jizz sock and a terrace <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>buttermelonMilkjam
thought it was a repost but the other guy threw a sock out the window/balcony (iirc?)... but basically the same thing...
this might be the start of an epidemic<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
[removed]<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>howtosayhello
There must be people here willing to write a fake but convincing story for karma<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Conman93
Or maybe there's a new, cum guzzling ant species prowlin around now. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>FreshDumbledor3
I dont know, the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS part sounds kidna fishy, I've seen a fair amount of ant videos and even when they were feed sugar or somehitng the trail was not too large since not all ants of a colony have to go out to eat. (the others feed them through social stomachs)<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>michaeldbrooks
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rigiied
TIFU by pretending to hunt a burglar with a Japanese kitchen knife
Mandatory this happened a few weeks ago.
I was alone at my dad's in the evening and he'd just gotten these fancy new, very very sharp Japanese knives. He specifically told me not to touch them because they were sharp. I think I may be selectively deaf.
At around 11pm I decided to go upstairs and watch some YouTube videos in bed. But I suddenly heard a sound from upstairs. My brain went into full fight-mode, as in ANY SOUNDS AND MOVEMENT WILL BE TREATED AS DANGER. My imagination completely took over and I grabbed the largest fucking Japanese knife I could find.
I was the definition of stealth. I was danger. That burglar would never see me coming. I tip-toed up the stairs, holding the knive in an upwards position. My brain was convinced the burglar was in the bathroom (because where else would he be?) so I repositioned the knife for attack-mode.
Well, that was a mistake. You know, apparently those Japanese knives are not meant to be lightly thrown in the air and then caught like a spear. I dropped the knife after feeling it slide through my flesh like butter and searched for the lights, subsequently running into the doorframe. I cleaned up the blood in my bubble of shame. I was definitely the worst ninja ever.
I now have a scar on my palm of which I will never tell the story to anyone I know. I am 21 years old. I have now retired from nightly knife-wielding.
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TL;DR I have a vivid imagination and thought there was a burglar in my bathroom. I am very stupid. I should not touch knives.
Edit: I feel like I should clarify the "lightly throwing in the air" part. Do you know when you want to reposition something in your hand because it's not ideal? I kinda flicked it in the air and the end of the blade went into my hand. I tried to hold it like a serial killer.
Also, thank you for appreciating my impeccable knife skills.
Edit 2: The sound was probably just the house creaking. We have wooden floors. :') There was no one at home but me.<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>petrus_reevus
This is at least a legendary way to slesh yo flesh, I only get knife cuts by being stupid and cutting towards my fingers. Got at least 3 visible scars, almost identical to each other.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>SPARTAN-II
Wait, you actually tried to flip it and catch it? You have been watching too many movies my man. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Kenny070287
like the highway fight between steve rogers and bucky barnes?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>SPARTAN-II
That's what I was thinking when I typed my reply, yeah. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Kenny070287
yeah fuck me man, that slight flip and grab and immediately three strikes are fucking amazing<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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TIFU by making my cousin think I was kidnapped
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You actually fucked up big time, which is rare in this sub. Congrats!<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>OnionGuy12
Why the hell did you just assume it was a spam call????<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>bonsiguy57
I get on average one spam call per day from random numbers across the US (live in US). Seems perfectly reasonable. I usually answer with “is this a robot?” And then hang up when it is. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Eggthan324
I get about one spam call per week, I never pick it up. I haven’t gotten one in over 3 weeks now. Maybe just don’t pick it up if you don’t recognize the number?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>27Rench27
I started doing this. Voicemail instructs them to leave a VM or text me with what’s up. Unless I’m expecting a call, that works out pretty well for me<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
imtherandy2urmrlahey
TIFU by watching porn on a family vacation... and still having my phones audio hooked up to the bluetooth speaker in range of everyone to hear...
[removed]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Discapotato
Own up to it<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>imtherandy2urmrlahey
Can't I just pretend that it never happened???<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>HolySpaceInvader
Just walk out and laugh, go talk with your dad first, but don’t necessarily mention it.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>AlterNebula
Nah you'll probably look dumb. Only way out is through brother<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
goats_mcgee
TIFU by having a wank after getting home drunk
[removed]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>hcbrown5
30 minutes...female here...I had no clue a mans session could last that long <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>goats_mcgee
The wank itself was maybe 5-10min but the whole process of video selection took 30min or so, playing a bunch of videos during this time.. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Houston_bull
Hell yeah they can. Sometimes longer. ;)<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
Dankestgoldenfries
TIFU by throwing out 18 pounds of meat in the Texas sun.
Hello!
Last Wednesday I cleared out the freezer. My shitty ex-roommates had left 18 pounds of cheap meat in there, and I was so preoccupied by my thoughts of “who the fuck even does that” that it wasn’t until after it was all in the bottom of the can that it occurred to me that the trash had just come the day before.
Hm. Well, the lid will be closed. It’ll be fine. Right?
On Friday, I exited the house and was greeted by several dozen flies. Ah. I’ve fucked up. This is immediately apparent to me. Well, it’ll just have to wait until trash day.
Saturday. I need to take the kitchen trash out. I leave it outside, figuring that I can just wait until after the can has been cleared.
Sunday. Raccoons have been in my bagged garbage. I need to take care of that. Hesitantly, I open the can lid. Oooooooh boy. In a split second, I get the immediate impression that there are hundreds of maggots in the can. I’m short—just barely 5’3”, So this was based entirely on the ones I could see far up the sides of the can. But I’m fairly tough, I think. I’ve pulled maggots out of a baby skunk’s leg wound before. And I’m a budding baby biologist. I can handle this. So I throw the bag into the can.
I am now sure there are at least 1000 maggots in the can.
Monday. Otherwise known as today. I gear up. Poison, rubber gloves, eye protecting glasses, a face mask, and a box of moth balls. I can do this. I’m a scientist. I throw open the lid. It had not occurred to me that they might be on the underside of the lid.
There were at LEAST a thousand maggots JUST on the underside of the lid. These rained down everywhere, their hideous bodies plopping onto the ground. I thank my lucky stars none got on me. I screamed like I was being murdered, an entirely involuntary sound wrenched from somewhere deep in my spine. I sprayed. And I sprayed, and I sprayed. I walked around and sprayed the writhing layer of maggots on the underside of the lid. I sprayed at the ground. A fly flew at my face and I gave up, running back inside, sobbing.
For a while, I watched from my back window as they crawled around on the can and the ground. I called my mom, who laughed at me. I called my dad, who was seven hours away and couldn’t help. I called my boyfriend, who was five hours away and without a car. I’m here for school; I have friends, but none good enough to help me with something like this.
And it’s Labor Day. I called eight different pest control places until I found one that was both open and able to send someone out. I’m currently awaiting my savior, who should be here in a few hours. I’ll update with the cost of him coming out.
TL;DR: grew maggots in 100° weather for a week, made it rain when I tried to take care of it. Now scarred for life.
On the bright side, I now know for a fact that as much as I enjoy learning about bees and ants, I should not apply to that entomology master’s degree program I was looking at.
Edit: the bug man came, he was super sweet, really excellent. If anyone in the Round Rock/Austin area needs pest control services, PM me, I’d be very happy to pass his info on. He didn’t charge me, said I reminded him of his daughter, so I gave him the money I had set aside for a tip.
Also: I threw out the meat because I didn’t know if it was safe or not. I have no idea when it was frozen, most of it was unlabeled, and I have no way of knowing how long they waited between buying the meat and freezing it. If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at my ex roommates for buying and failing to eat 18 pounds of meat before moving across the country.<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>scoripo159951
Never had such a large infestation as that...
But usually have the trash emptied, then either fill the can with water and tip it, or lay it on the side and give ot a good thorough rinsing. When finally empy, get a bottle of bleach and carefully pour it so it covers all the sides and pools in the bottom. Let sit for an hr or so then dilute with water and dispose. (If you're careful and have a good sized funel, you can put the bleach back in the bottle and dispose of without diluting with water.) Give the can one final rinse, and you good son.
Seriously, drown 'em, dump 'em, bleach 'em. Nasty but pretty cheap to fix, compared to hiring a guy to come out and spray posion... And leave you with a mess. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Dankestgoldenfries
My amazing boyfriend is going to sanitize the can for me when he gets here tomorrow. I’ll get bleach. Thank you for the advice. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>niftyshellsuit
Cat killed pigeon. Pigeon remains went in bin. Bins are collected fortnightly, and had been taken the previous day.
Heatwave.
I combined all your methods in one and drowned the fuckers in bleach, then paid a fiver for a nice man to come and power wash the empty bin. It was a terrible experience.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>chrisbrl88
When I was away and my dad mowed the lawn for me, he tossed a dead bunny in there without putting it in a bag (this was two weeks ago). Same problem. Solution: garden hose to a hot water tap (I used the one for my washing machine and just ran it upstairs and out the door). Tap hot is enough to kill them. After that, I'm actually planning on plumbing an exterior spigot to the hot water... it'll come in handy for melting ice dams out of the spouting in the winter and washing cars, too.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
SoyMalty
TIFU by trying to stay awake.
Unlike most of these posts this is happening as I write this.
Bit of background, I have been on medication for almost a month now for mental health issues and one of the side effects is insomnia. So I have had trouble sleeping and I am in high school so it takes a large toll on me.
I woke up this morning after 4 hours of sleep, and I have a maths test today and I am struggling to stay awake as is. So on my walk to school I figured I would stop by Woolies and buy an energy drink. Walked in, saw that they were on special so my dumb arse bought 4.
Almost at school now and I have downed 3 of them and I down another one om my way in. (Now I usually have these but not in such a large dosage).
I get in to class and my teacher doesnt mind me having a can in class so I drink away. About half an hour into class and I can't sit still. My legs and hands are shaking uncontrollably and my heart is racing. I panic a bit and don't really know what to do so I just sit there and take the test.
Fast forward 30 minutes and I am sitting on the toilet writing this, with 2L of V Energy in my gut. Even better thing is that I looked at the can and worked out how much caffeine I had consumed... 620mG of caffeine in under 2 hours.
So I am just gonna pray I don't have a heart attack or something. At least I won't fall asleep in class though haha.
TL;DR: Had hardly any sleep. Bought energy drinks to stay awake during a test. Had 2 Liters of V Energy and now I am shaking like a leaf. Will update at the end of the day to see how I go.
EDIT: I survived the day. Started coming down from all that caffeine after about 4 hours. I felt so shitty and just wanted to sleep it off. My resting heart rate was 160Bpm and I felt really sick. Lost my appetite too. But hey I stayed awake during my test so mission accomplished. :)<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Razurio_Twitch
Did you survive?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>SoyMalty
No, I died. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Account235
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Good bot<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
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[deleted]
TIFU by posting on Reddit
[deleted]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Jobey01
Damn carful what you post I guess<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>NotSureNotRobot
*slaps roof*
This badboy can fit so many incriminating posts!<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
[deleted]<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>VodkaSalts
This is exactly why I delete my accounts every 6-12 months. There always comes a point where there's too much identifiable information associated with my account from normal use.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Cherryapplefox
Good thing I'm paranoid and always under the impression that someone is watching me... Probably some really really bored person. Who keeps yelling at the screen to do something interesting or get it together girl... Sorry Mr. FBI man I'm a boring person :'(<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>TheDukeOfIdiots
You're thinking of the NSA, and if you've ever had sex with a smartphone, Amazon Speaker, Google Home, laptop, desktop with a microphone plugged in, smart TV, or handheld game console with a microphone in the room, they've heard it.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Cherryapplefox
So have all my neighbors lol<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
Denedtheduck
TIFU By snorting menthol inhalers
Im on my phone, sorry for the format.
This happened 10 mins ago and i'm still in pain.
In Thai language class, i was really bored so my friend dared me to snort a peppermint stick. I said to my friend "fuck you bitch! You thought i wouldn't do it right?" And then i snorted the fucking stick. On both holes my nose has. Immediate pain comes in.
Turns out it wasn't fucking pain, it was the cold. 42% of cold.
I had also asked the teacher to go outside, so i can get some warm air instead of the cold in the class. I went out and refilled my water bottle and when i came in it was like a spike hot my nose, pain rushes in, i cover my nose with my neck tie. Does not help and i sat there with mucus coming out of my nose.
TL;DR dont snort menthol sticks or you'll get a bad type of high.<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Chrisbee012
is it a peppermint stick or a menthol inhaler?, big difference there as one is meant to go up your nose<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>GPedia
Not actually _up_ your nose, man. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Chrisbee012
you put it to your nose and inhale<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>GPedia
Yeah. But if I understood them correctly, OP stuck the tube in their nostril. That would hurt in many ways.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Chrisbee012
its meant to be stuck in the nostril, thats the whole point<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>GPedia
It's meant to be held to the nostril, not slammed into it like a nail into concrete. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Chrisbee012
inever said that, the point is that i think that whole story is made up, badly i might add<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>GPedia
Oh I do agree. But I must say, I do find the image of a Thai guy with a vicks inhaler jammed to the base in each nostril morbidly hilarious. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Johnny_Poppyseed
Doubt it's made up. I have one of these in my hand right now, the exact one op linked, and it's still strong as hell and burns if you inhale too much or too close. Shit is 5 years old too lol. They're strong as fuck in Thailand. Everyone's nostril nerves must be fried from using them often If they don't think so. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
[deleted]
TIFU by not locking the bathroom door
[deleted]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>kingnewswiththetruth
LISTEN TO ME! I completely tore my ACL, MCL, partially tore my PCL and Meniscus. All at 36. I’ve been a very athletic person my entire life. My knee is now better than the non tore one, and I was back playing competing sports agains guys 15 years younger within a year. The key: GET A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETIC DOCTOR AND PT STAFF WHO WORK TOGETHER. I worked with a doctor and staff who work with an NHL team. Their job is to get a person back to 100% athletic capacity, mentally and physically, ASAP. A general doctors job is to get you walking through Fred Meyers comfortably. That is a huge difference. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>freebog
Yes, listen to this person. Skier here, I know dozens of people with varied outcomes. The best followed this person's advice. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>hickatew
Agreed, LISTEN TO THIS. I've seen several doctors for mine, drastic difference in outcomes<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>pavenue
But what if you don't have insurance and no money? <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>wenikisan
I wondered about the folks who were adamant about getting a brace. My daughter obliterated her acl skiing (we had no idea it was so bad) and then continued to play basketball for a couple more weeks with just a sleeve before she finally asked to go back to the doctor. She had acl reconstruction and they told her NO BRACE because patients tend to use it as a crutch and not do the work to get better. PT started two days after surgery and went on for a year. They told us she had to stay out of sports for a whole year because her growth played hadn't even started fusing yet (she has grown about 4 inches since then). Now 2 yrs later she is kicking butt, playing volleyball and softball and only gets a tiny nervous when she slides. Real doctors, surgeons and PT's are amazing when they all have the same common goal. She is a Junior in high school and wants to go into athletic training for all these reasons!<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>SaltyFresh
Age has a huge amount to do with how well you heal from an injury.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
5leafedClover_
Tifu by forgetting I had contraband in my bag and missing my flight
[removed]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>zznet
Why would a pair of handcuffs be contraband, especially a novelty pair such as these?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>cargopantspirate
I'm wondering the same.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>zznet
I do confess that I am a stupid American, but still.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
DrByNight
TIFU by not taking off my Apple Watch or disabling the 911 feature and accidentally called police while i was handcuffed and being spanked by my husband and the police heard me screaming.
To begin, I'm a female BDSM practitioner. I enjoy it, and I won't apologize. (Edit: That came out harsh. I'm Sorry)
My husband often cuffs and whips me, and on Wednesday we had a pretty hardcore session. He put these big leather cuffs on me, but failed to take off my Apple Watch. I didn't realize that if you hold the dial down, it automatically dials 911.
So we get into it, and he's spanking me and I'm pulling on my restraints, and the restraints hold down the button. Hes smacking me pretty good, and suddenly I hear from my watch "Ma'am, I hear what appears to be hitting and screaming. We are sending someone to you. Hold tight."
"Did you call 911???" My husband asked, "tell them it was an accident!!"
So I tell the 911 operator that it was just an accident, and she says is your name [She said my name here]? And I say yes... And she says "we have your address from our database, and we're sending someone over now. Im sorry, but we hear a male voice telling you what to say, and this sounds like coercion on our end, so we are obligated to make sure you're safe.
I said okay thank you, and I hung up.
"The police are coming."
Shit. I'm literally covered in bruises and welts, the police are coming to check on my well being. Within a few minutes there's a stern knock at the door. We put our clothes on and come to the door, and the police take my husband outside, separating us from communication.
I calmly explain that it was an accident and we were just having really crazy sex. I didn't mention the spanking.
Apparently my husband did. Another police officer comes in and asks about our BDSM contract. "He told you about our contract?"
"He felt it best to come clean about your extracurricular activities tonight, and thought the contract would possibly show State of Mind."
I go get our contract and showed it to the officers. After a mortifying few more minutes explaining that he was only smacking my ass and thighs, they believe us and tell us to disable the 911 feature on the Apple Watch if we're going to do that again.
TL;DR TIFU by accidentally calling 911 during a heavy BDSM session and they heard me screaming and sent the police.
Edit: iWatch doesn't exist. <3
Edit: this post is not Deja Vu. Yes. I posted it 2 days ago, and mods took it down, asking me to repost it today. The literally hundreds of people asking about if they saw this before need to read this edit. They took it down because this happened on Wednesday, and according to the rules of the subreddit, sexual content is not allowed except for on weekend, so they asked me to repost it today.
EDIT: Holy shit. Thanks for the gold!! And the front page. I'm freaking out a little because contrary to the trolls, yes this happened.<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>MegaMegazord
What's your safe word?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>DrByNight
Tornado. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>SundownCaress
Have you ever used it? Also, if there were previous bfs/husbands, is the safe word still the same or different?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
DowntownKangaroo
TIFU By Not Answering the Door [NSFW]
Alright. I saw the story about the handcuffs so I thought I would tell my story.
So both my girlfriend and I are deaf. Well, partially deaf. We both met in a special school and have been dating for about 5 years, in case you were wondering how deaf people met. What is also special about our relationship is that she is from France and I'm American--so there is also a language barrier added to our dynamic.
Sometimes, she will go visit her family in France. And when she comes back, there is often a sexfest that occurs. It was great in college, its great as a young adult. We usually keep it tame but I have always told my neighbors that if we are loud for any reason, to just ring the doorbell. I also don't know if people know this but instead of having an audible noise from our doorbell, the light flickers.
Its the day that she is coming home and I'm excited. Everything is set up, candles, romantic shit. Events are partaking, everything is going great but then we start incorporating some interesting shit. We would usually do shower stuff, flexible position shit or food stuff (don't ask). But this time, we were doing BDSM shit. There was some yelling, some moaning. Some answering the door partially naked and hoping the Postmates guy wouldn't be judgemental (even though they always are).
She puts on a facemask and handcuffs me to the bed. Which in hindsight, is pretty weird shit for people who cannot hear very well. But I was down.
She lifts the eye mask and says she'll be right back. So I'm just chilling blindfolded, handcuffed and rocking a boner. Pretty sure there is a Wedding Crashers scene about my situation. A couple of minutes goes by and she hasn't come back yet. *Was she finally going to do the special cosplay we talked about? Was she on the toilet. Was she eating?* A lot of thoughts.
A couple more minutes goes by and now I'm a little bit worried. Excited, but nervous. I start calling her name and don't get any response....
I start to try to wiggle my way out of the handcuffs but it doesn't work. I'm just waiting for some type of reaction and hopefully that everything is alright. I begin to feel the ground shaking, which sounded like footsteps and I thought, *Another person? Fuck yeah.* So now I'm back to a stiffy.
Suddenly, the blindfold lifts and there are four police offers starting at me. This is the fucked up thing, my fantasy was police officer sex. I thought she was playing into it because she was still naked. The officers aren't really saying anything, there are three cute female officers and a young looking male officer. We had done swinger parties in the past so I wasn't surprised by anything that was going on.
Its not been a solid 30 seconds and nothing has happened. Just a staring fest. They begin to speak but I cannot understand. I now know that shit is going on and ask to be removed from the handcuffs and now put on some pants. I tell them our story and they slowly begin to understand. There now writing things down and tell us that they were doing a well-being check for our neighbor and heard us. They knocked on the door but now they get why they couldn't hear us. (Normally, they would know if we were hearing impaired through a bio they would have but since they weren't searching for us in the beginning, they wouldn't know what was going on). I proceed to walk out of the room and see the damage, including a busted down door, four of our neighbors on the floor peaking into our condo and a cake on the floor.
So TL;DR Had rough sex, am deaf, cops heard it, we couldn't. <BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>uniptf
>So both my girlfriend and I are deaf.
>I start calling her name and don't get any response....
Well...uh...*yeah*... :D<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>BananaHammock00
I think he said one of them is partially deaf, so I'm assuming it's the grill. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Spiffinit
Yeah, my grill can’t hear for shit either. I keep asking it if the coals are hot, and it never responds. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>beardlessw0nder
Ya. That grill hears for both of them. Sorry, couldn’t resist. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
Red998oct
TIFU by punching my dad in a restaurant.
I'll start by saying I have a wife and two kids, and I live really far away from my mom and dad. It's been a few years since I've seen them before today, and so last month my wife made a suggestion that we take a trip down to their house for a surprise visit, which is about 3,000 miles away (we all live in the united states.)
I was all for the idea, so we planned accordingly. Fast forward about 30 days and finally, we arrived yesterday night at a friends house 20 minutes from my parent's house. At this point they still didn't know we were in their home state. We had our friend text my parents that night to ask them if they could drive down to a restaurant next to their house at 8 o'clock in the morning to meet up with him for breakfast, and they agreed. By the way, he made sure not to mention us in the text.
*So from my parent's point of view, a family friend asked them to meet up for breakfast, and my parents were like, "sure."*
So my friend, my wife and I all go to the restaurant as soon as it opened while my friends wife watched our kids, because they were still sleeping. We were planning on staying an entire week anyway so we figured if the kids could see their grandparents after the surprise breakfast, it would be fine.
We were at the restaurant for an hour when my parents finally showed up (on time). My wife and I were excited as we've put allot of time and money into this, so we jumped out of our chairs when we saw them walking in. My mom started crying and my dad looked happier than ever. We all caught up while eating breakfast and everything was flowing smoothly. That is, until the check came. My wife and I planned on paying, but then my parents insisted on it. With my dad being Italian, he was very stern and insisted he would pay for the breakfast. My wife told me to let them take care of it, but I wouldn't back down.
This dragged on for what seemed like an eternity, and my wife and I got into a miniature argument about it. Everyone was talking and there was allot of tension throughout our table. I heard my dad make a serious-toned comment saying "You two should have never got married." I looked at him and stood up from the table, and said "What the F*ck? Come on! We are trying to get along here!"
I felt like I was a teenager back at home and under my parent's control. Anyway, he stood up and threatened to fight me so I immediately punched him in the dick. He dropped. I don't remember what exactly happened after that, but my friend drove me and my wife back to their house. Since then I've cooled down, realized I made a huge mistake, and have been trying reaching out to my parents in several ways. They will not respond to me. I don't even know why I punched him there, but it didn't feel inappropriate at the time because I have been practicing Krav Maga for a few months now.
I feel super bad and wish I could turn back time. I can't help but think that in my parent's world, their son from across the country all of a sudden showed up to their hometown and pretty much immediately punched dad in the dick. I can't even believe I am writing this post on reddit right now.
**tldr**: TIFU by punching my dad in the dick for threatening to fight me after surprising him in a restaurant.
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>ldspsygenius
Sounds like there is a lot of unresolved issues from when you were a teen.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Mattyboy8577
It actually sounds like this would stem back from between conception and somewhere between 9 and 13 years old.
You mentioned that you felt like your dad had all the power and was controlling you. Did that happen often growing up? What were things like in your childhood home? Its entirely possible you picked up on -or rebelled against- some of the ways your parents behaved. Everyone will have experienced a traumatic experience as a child, maybe you and your mom had to wait for your dad to take the first bite before you could start eating and because of that you started to feel small. This is a bit deep for Reddit; so, I ask you to PM me - don't feel pressured to do so.
I may have some insight - as I, along with many others, have had a similar experience- and I have a program that you can look into which will not only provide you with some closure, but also compassion and forgiveness for you and everyone else.
You are not your parents. If you don't message me, just keep this in the back of your mind.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>DamascusBroker
Not everything is a traumatic experience. Sometimes a kid just want to punch their dads in the dick <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
Iwutangjuuls
TIFU by thinking my hoodie string was a parasitic anal worm
So today I was hanging out at my neighbors house just talking and getting to know each other. They're pretty chill and I really felt like this would lead to a great friendship.
After a couple hours of banter I started feeling my gate to the nether weakening and I knew it was time to go make a deposit into the toilet so I politely asked to go to the bathroom, a completely normal thing to do right?
They informed me that the light in there was broken so I was just like whatever I'll use my phone as a flashlight to make sure no brown substances were remaining on my crevice.
I go in there and Im just going through the routine, browsing reddit, trying to make my bowel movements quiet as possible, yall know the drill. However once I reached the wiping phase, my life changed.
I commenced the first wipe like usual, checked it out with the light, I knew I'd definitely need to do some more rounds. After a few wipes, the scariest moment of my life occured.
My flashlight lit up the toilet paper and what I saw made me feel fear unimaginable by the human psyche until felt firsthand. I saw a black snake like creature wrapped around my hand, and my brain immediately thought I was infected with some kinda anal superworm.
I let out a bloodcurling shriek. One that you'd hear in the depths of hell. In my instinct driven spasm I somehow broke the toilet seat and my ass fell into the fucking toilet. I was in a primal state I can't even explain. I was desperately flaying my body around like a dying fish trying to find this ass demon but I couldn't find it anywhere.
My neighbors were extremely worried thinking I was dying of a heart attack/seizure/stroke in their bathroom, but I didn't give two shits. My inards were being harvested by some kinda alien species, why the fuck would I care what they think?
After about 45 seconds of searching for the little shit I started coming to my senses. If there really was something living in my anus, where the fuck did it go? Then I looked down, and felt the worst embarrassment in my entire life.
The black, slithering, slimy, snake like worm wasn't a parasite, it was my hoodie string. I just destroyed my neighbor's toliet, screamed caveman like shouts, and threw my body around like a retarded octopus, over a fucking hoodie string.
My neighbor's concerned voice turned into a "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THERE???" At this point and I was speechless. I tried to muster up some kind of explanation but I could only mutter "Im...Im so...sor....sorry." I was scared to open the door, but I knew it had to be done.
I opened it to see the faces of a family that won a free trip to a zoo, but got tricked into going to an insane asylum. They just stared at me. I just stared back while covered in shit water and a face of a man who survived the Holocaust.
I didn't know what to say so I just muttered "I'll see myself out." and they didn't even respond. I silently waddled out the door and walked to my house with a broken soul.
I feel terrible. I broke their toilet and obviously need to compensate them for the damages, but I dont know if I can ever see them again without having horrible flashbacks. I truly am a lost man. I will never be the same.
TL;DR I thought my hoodie string was a parasite from my anus and broke my neighbors toliet.<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>graeber_28927
Kind of similar story:
My 15yo sister got up from the toilet and was mortified, it was all red in there, bloodred. I can't even begin to imagine, what she must have thought in that instant, but she gathered some courage and went slowly, shaking, to mom, told her about it. Mom was rather calm, because my sis said that it wasn't red when she wiped, so there should be no reason to be afraid.
Later that night, when dad went to sleep after working almost all day in the garage, mom told him about what happened.
My dad started laughing, because he poured a bucket full of beetroot juice in the toilet that day. And he just didn't flush, as that would have been wasteful.
I just love to imagine my poor sister's reaction, because it is such a harmless story in the end.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>monkey_trumpets
Why did he have a bucket of beet juice to begin with?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Sand_Goose
Sounds like a Schrute.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>fascist_unicorn
Bears. Beets. Bathroom Toiletwater.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>lisa-quinn
Maybe their parents are trying to have a boy this time...<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>PokestarFan
/r/dundermifflin<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>living1984
r/unexpectedoffice<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
MagnifiCatholic
TIFU by almost being sex trafficked
This actually happened over the summer, when I was studying abroad in Germany. Sometime mid July. I'll also be honest up-front, I don't have proof that this was an attempted abduction, because I got away at the end. It's nevertheless clear that there were sinister motivations, so the "best" possible situation was an attempted date rape.
At the end of the semester, I traveled around a bit with my (now ex) boyfriend, who was also in Germany for a summer job, but lived in a different city than me. One place I REALLY wanted to go was Trier, the oldest city in Germany, so he and I booked train tickets and planned to meet there for a weekend. Unfortunately, it turned out that Trier wasn't much of a destination (even though I thought it was super cool), so the only train my boyfriend could get would have him arrive at 1am on Friday night, whereas my train got into town at about 3 in the afternoon. No big deal, though, I figured just see some sights on my own and stay up to let him into the hotel when he got there.
At about 9pm on that Friday, I was done walking around but it was still light out (summertime) and the main square was still really hopping with people out for the evening, so I decided that I'd buy a beer from a grocery store (yes, I'm super cheap) and just sit on one of the benches in the square enjoying the atmosphere before heading back to the hotel for the night. So far, so good.
I'm sitting in the square sipping my beer, and this maybe mid-30s guys starts chatting with me in English because he's Pakistani. This isn't so unusual, since the whole "backpacking across Europe" thing is still sort of a thing, so young travelers often chat with each other in my experience. I'm kind of uncomfortable at this point, but that's just because I'm an awkward introvert who hates talking to strangers. The whole time we're talking, I'm kind of thinking *"wow, I can't wait for this conversation to end so I can go back to the hotel and Reddit"*.
Once I finish my drink, though, he notices and asks if I'd like to go to a bar and get a drink. I'm a total homebody who doesn't do things like go to bars with strange men, so I decline, but eventually he persuades me to move to an outdoor table at a street-side cafe. *Ok,* I think, *I've got plenty of time before my boyfriend gets here. I'll have one soda pop and then excuse myself.*
Nope. As soon as the waitress comes over, before I can open my mouth, the guy orders two beers- one for each of us. Still, two drinks isn't much. I knew I could more than handle it, and I decided I'd accept the one drink, but no more (not to mention I don't like Pilsners, which is what he ordered. Hefe-Weizen for life.) We're chatting, and he asks if I'm alone in Trier or with friends, so I say that I'm with a "friend", meaning my boyfriend. He immediately follows with asking if this "friend" is male or female, and seems disappointed when I say male. (Yes, in hindsight I should have said "boyfriend", but remember that this boyfriend is now my *ex*, as mentioned above, and at this point we were already on course to break up, so it wasn't quite so cut-and-dry what we "were".) However, this may have been what saved me later.
After we finish the beers, he starts complaining that the cafe isn't showing the world cup game, even though Germany was playing that night. I should have excused myself then, but he convinced me to move out of the main square to a side street and to sit down at another outdoor cafe where we can see a TV screen. Again, he immediately orders me a beer.
Now I'm going into my third drink in less than an hour, which is more than I care to drink alone in a strange city with a strange man. When the waitress arrives and gives us our glasses, he immediately started saying that he was going to order us both shots as well! This is where I put my foot down... except he ignores that. Despite me saying "no" to the shots multiple times, he got up and went to find the waitress to order the shots, probably so that I *couldn't tell her that I didn't want one*.
Now it's really clear that he's trying to get me drunk, and I really don't want to be drunk. Again, yes, hindsight is 20/20. I should have taken his absence from the table as my opportunity to disappear, but I'm an idiot. A lot of why I didn't leave is because he didn't really do anything "wrong", if that makes sense? He didn't make lewd comments or grab me or anything- the only "wrong" thing he was doing was being very persuasive and then ignoring my protests against more drinks. Otherwise, he was very friendly and polite, so out of a desire to also be polite, I stayed. Ladies: learn from my mistake, and DON'T STAY IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS JUST TO BE POLITE.
Even though I stayed at the table, I'm not a *complete* moron, so while I was alone, I dumped half of my beer into the potted plant next to me. I'm really not sure if he noticed, because he didn't say anything about it, but the plant was still fizzing when he returned... oops.
Now we've got two shots in front of us and partially drunk beers. I finish both and run in to the bathroom (that's a 1.5liters in an hour and a half... I was bursting at the seams), only to return to find out he'd ordered us both another beer in my absence. This beer is now the 5th drink of the evening, and would put the volume of liquid at 2 liters. That's hella beer, and I was really struggling to even drink it.
While I'm super slowly sipping my beer, the guy started getting phone calls every few minutes. Now, I mentioned he was Pakistani before because that's relevant now. I couldn't understand the calls because he was speaking Urdu on the phone, but it was clear that someone was impatient with him and wanted him to hurry up, especially since they kept calling back over and over. He said it was some friends asking him to come hang out. Eventually, he got tired of waiting for me to finish my beer (I was REALLY struggling to drink it), so he says "forget the beer, let's go." He pays the tab and we start walking down the side street.
Now it's about 10:30pm. It's dark. I decided to myself that one way or another, I would be gone and headed back to the hotel at 10:45.
While we're walking through the streets of Trier, an older Pakistani man suddenly comes up to us. His uncle, apparently, who speaks no German or English. I shake his hand and greet him anyway, then the guy stepped in between me and his uncle, so that I couldn't see what they were doing... but I could hear the sound of paper money being exchanged and counted. Then the guy said "thanks", and we kept walking.
After a little bit, we come to a hookah bar. The guy has been smoking cigarettes all evening, which is also pretty normal in Europe, but I have never smoked in my life and I don't want to start (I can't stand the smell), so I'd declined his offers of cigarettes. Now he's trying to persuade me to go into the hookah bar (where his "friends" who'd been calling him are) and smoke a hookah and have another drink. Nope. I glance at my watch, and it's 10:45, when I promised myself I'd leave no matter what.
So I begin to say that I couldn't *possibly* stay and smoke a hookah because my (boy)friend's train would be in at 11, and I said I'd be there to meet him (which is complete BS- he wouldn't arrive for another two hours). I'm super clear that there's a man expecting me very shortly, which gets him to finally back off (weird how that works), then I quickly walk away. Once I'm around the corner, I broke into a run for a bit to make sure I wasn't being followed, then found my way back to the main square and then to my hotel, where I collapsed on my bed. Everything was swirling around me because of the booze, and the first thing my boyfriend said when he saw me 2 hours later was "...are you drunk?"
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**TL;DR** \- I was an idiot and let a stranger get me drunk while I was alone at a bar in a foreign country, and he may have tried to sell me to a middle-aged man, but I ran away right before I walked into what was potentially a trap where his "friends" were waiting. *Never ever stay in a situation where you're uncomfortable just to be polite!*<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>wolfshades
Hey you know what? None of us come into this world ready to do combat against the assholes and evil people intent on seeing any of us as prey. Learning how to defend, learning how to say “no” and learning to say “fuck being polite” are learned behaviours that don’t come easy. Usually it takes an incident like this one to make us realize the importance of defensive behaviour. This was your time to learn, and you did. Good for you. Some people never get the chance before they become victims. You didn’t. That’s a win for you.
I hope that guy’s karma runs over him like a dump truck.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>classypickles
Was the sex trafficking a clickbait? Or am I missing something ?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>classypickles
Also this said this happened last summer.
And you wrote that you wanted to get back to your room to check reddit. But you've only been a member of reddit for 26 days....<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>teethbutt
No I really don't follow either. Everyone else seems to agree OP was just moments away from slavery. Personally, all i read was about a girl who drank a lot of booze with some dude.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>DancesWithLamas
Yeah, just sounds like the guy was a creep who wanted to get some. Terrible things can happen but trafficking of random tourists just isn't a thing, no matter what Liam Neeson says. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>GreyPhantom100
This post+comments is driving me nuts. If this were a white guy this would've been labelled as "social anxiety and paranoia scenario" not "almost getting sex trafficked scenario"<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
[deleted]
TIFU by also not preparing for plasma donation
[deleted]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Harpylady269
Hey, guess what? You went into shock! Your body thought you were gravely wounded and bleeding out, so it plummeted your blood pressure (which gives some people intense nausea) in an effort to slow your death! Sounds like you need to find another donation center because everything they did (making you stand up at all, blowing out your vein, telling you to down a gatorade, waiting to put you on an IV, etc) makes me think they didn't know what they were doing. Glad you're ok.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>CthulhuCares
Honestly, I was so stressed out reading about how bad the nurses and doctors handled everything<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>IllyriaGodKing
I have no medical training whatsoever and that didn't sound right to me, either.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
stressedouthippie
TIFU by putting poisonous lilies in a common-space
[removed]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>bonghoots4dayz
The prices for the vet seem ridiculous.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>truffDPW
They are. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>Xychologist
Pet insurance is vital for this exact reason; most of the time it's a small expense but sometimes vet bills can be insane.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>TheSwankyDanky
As a dog owner I can say they are. Pet insurance is a MUST
Edit: forgot a word<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
wavs101
TIFU by grinding with my girlfriend
This happened yesterday and im going to be feeling the consequences for a while.
Well, i first have to explain that my girlfriend and i dont have sex yet, we want to wait a little longer. But we do other stuff, one of them is grinding on eachother.
We are on the beach and we find a nice spot at the end where the rocks form a little harbor and its pretty shallow. Theres nobody in sight, so we decide to start making out in the water, she gets on top of me and we start grinding, everything feels good but his is where the fuck up happens. We are both wearing bathing suits and *apparently* ocean water isnt a very good lubricant. After a while we decide its time to head back and we stop. As i get up i feel a sharp pain in my penis and a warmth in my pants. She screams because theres a small stain of blood on my pants. I look inside and see that my head is bleeding. The first thing i do is jump back into the water to "disinfect it" and let me tell you, that pain was the worst pain ive ever felt in my penis. I started tearing up. Shes screaming sorry from the shore as im trying not to drown and hoping the sharks have mercy on me.
We started swimming back to the boat and i had to pee. This was the second worst pain i felt. I thought i broke my urethra like a post here a few years ago. I was scarred shitless that i was going to loose my penis, and die a virgin.
I didnt even want to look at my penis because i feared the worse. Every movement hurt. Every ounce of pee hurt. It was horrible
Later that night i decided to inspect it. No broken urethra, but it looks like someone used 80 grit sandpaper on my head. It is dark red and sort of flattened out on the bottom left side.
Every step i take hurts. Every time i sit, it hurts, putting vaseline on it hurts, *looking* at it hurts!
My grandpas birthday was today so we all went to red lobster, everyone was asking why im walking weird and i said that its because i have a rash. Technically not lying.
I have no idea how long its going to take to heal. Im just going to have to go to college in basketball shorts and use boxers instead or briefs. Sleeping is also difficult.
Update: its steadily healing! It doesnt hurt to walk or touch it directly anymore. The texture is like the surrounding skin again. And its only slightly redder than the reast of the head. Thank you to everyone that commented and gave me advice, i apreciate it!
TLDR: grinded my head until it was red.<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>CrnlButtcheeks
I showed up to see if you somehow got your girlfriend pregnant. I was sorely disappointed.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>wavs101
>sorely disappointed
👈😎👈
The first time we grinded we were scarred shitless she got pregnant. We were constantly googling if sperm could make it through pants. When she said she got her period, that was a huge relief <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>SageHamichi
jesus christ mate.... You need to free yourself sexually.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>kevinch417
> we were scarred shitless she got pregnant
Take it from an adult, if someone scars you enough, she will indeed get pregnant. Now if you were only scared, she'll be okay.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>wavs101
Can you explain, i dont understand <SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Mrrmot
Not a previous author, but I'll try.
If you have pregnancy scares every couple of months one time it will turn out real. If it happened once then it is probablyok.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>wavs101
Im not sure if you understood, we both had all our clothes on 😂
Like theres the pantyliner, panty, her jeans, my jeans, and my underwear in between us 😂
We were/are very new to everything sexual and thought sperm could go through clothes.
When we grind, we do it fully clothed.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Mrrmot
I was trying to explain kevinch's comment. But now I'm interested what happens with sperm when you finish? Do you finish in your pants or do you take it out? Sorry if it is too much personal, you don't have to answer<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>wavs101
Oh i didnt see the first sentence, sorry.
Its a personal question, but i dont mind answering. Ive said worse on reddit.
Ya, i finish in my pants. If im at her house, well jump in the pool afterwards. If we're at the beach, well jump in the water. If were at my house ill change my undies. If were anywhere else, then ill try to dry it up with a napkin (i keep a bunch in my glove compartment) but ill let the rest dry. I take a bath every day, and keep my pubes short, so the most itll be there is a few hours.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
iggysnoozes
TIFU by going to work on an empty stomach and no sleep
LTL, FTP. Format is chaotic because I’m on mobile. This happened today, etc etc.
After a sleepless night that I can only chalk up to changing my sleeping schedule for my new job, and also because I wanted to watch Seinfeld more than I wanted to sleep. I dragged myself out of bed for the most absurd shift of my life. Oh, and I skipped breakfast because I’m an idiot. At this point of morning I’ve been awake for about 20 hours.
I started my new job at a green grocer’s a few days ago. It’s a nice place, easygoing, solid clientele. The woman who is training me is 35 weeks pregnant and going on her maternity leave tomorrow. We’ll call her ‘S’. All morning S is talking to me about how excited she is to finally have a couple of weeks to herself. No work, no baby, just her and her couch. S started talking about how the baby felt kinda odd today, and I’m falling in and out of sleep while standing (about 28 hours awake at this rate) and start craving bacon and eggs. I’m willing to give my life for bacon and eggs. That’s unimportant, but I wanted to briefly talk about the last nice thing I thought about before chaos ensued.
We’re talking about how to cash up and close the store when suddenly S says
“oh”, and then she says “oooOOOH”. I’m not properly registering anything at this rate and am facing the register so I figure she’s bumped her knee or something. More casually than you should EVER ask a pregnant woman, I say “you all good?”
Silence.
“Uh, yeah, I think I’m okay. That was weird. Anyway, what you next have to do is - OH OH WHAT!” S has put her hands on her stomach and finally my idiot dial clicks from ‘oblivious moron’ over to ‘semi-aware dickhead’. This lady is in labour. I’m 23, and while I may be a woman myself I have no idea what the fuck to do so I start scrambling for the store owner who shouts “CALL THE AMBULANCE, I’LL CALL HER HUSBAND”. The sudden yelling from the manager, the contraction screams in the background, the bacon and eggs, and the customers witnessing the scene all set off some abominable reaction in my brain and the next thing I know I’m on the ground with the store’s owner leaning over me and instructing an onlooker to call a second ambulance.
Anyway, things are a bit hazy here. I end up in the hospital on a drip with a doctor asking me a million questions. Eventually I’m released with one of those hospital sandwiches and a prescription to ‘rest up’. Finally I make my way home, eat my sandwich, take a nap, and am now preparing myself for the embarrassment I’ll no doubt face when I walk in to my shift tomorrow.
TL;DR: no sleep + no eat = passing out in the middle of your shift after realising that your coworker has gone in to labour.
Disclaimer: I don’t have any updates on S so if you feel like asking, I unfortunately can’t help out right now. I just hope she’s doing well!
Edit: removed an unnecessary name.
UPDATE: Currently on my break, and happy to report that S and her baby are okay! Baby arrived safely, and that’s all of the info I have.
UPDATE 2: holy hell I did not expect this to get any attention.
Quick FAQ:
1) This morning I finally managed to eat my bacon and eggs before work and didn’t pass out today. The bacon and eggs were fucking amazing. Never skipping breakfast again.
2) I live in Australia. Ambulance cover in my state costs $40 a year, so the ambulance ride was not expensive at all. Also, public healthcare is free under Medicare so the hospital stay, checkup, and sandwich were all free. Nice.
3) Was Seinfeld worth this? Probably not, no. I probably wouldn’t have been able to sleep regardless of if I was watching it but I definitely got a little too absorbed and it was 4am and my alarm was sounding before I knew it. <BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>DaManJ
I dunno. A woman going into labor in front of u can be a bit of a shock. Don't think anyone will want an explanation. They'll just want to know ur ok<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>iggysnoozes
I definitely looked like an idiot and felt like one too. My response was to start panicking and running to the office while yelling something about contractions. I have first aid training, I forgot to mention that! I definitely just went in to panic mode. Just what a customer wants to face of a Monday morning while buying their groceries. <REJECTED_UTTERANCE>JohnnyDarkside
The first time my wife went into labor I was pretty useless from shock. Her water broke and pulled the "either I just peed a little or my water broke". We already had a bugout bag packed since she was so close. I grab that and we book it to the hospital. I also almost passed out when they gave her the epidural. She was slouched over and I was basically watching her. The sheer stress along with lack of sleep being it was like 2am made watching this fucking dagger of a needle being stabbed into her spine made me very dizzy and light headed. I had to go into the hallway for a minute to gather myself. By the second I was like "ok, let's do this."
Bonus, the hospital upgraded the maternity wing just the year prior to having our second. For our first they just had this little closet with a Keurig, some juice boxes, and individually packaged slices of bread so if I was hungry I had to go out and get food. By the second they had this whole convenience store like setup with fresh fruit, frozen meals, selection of teas and coffee, and more. It was so much better.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
EddiK_
TIFU by uploading my old exams on the internet.
So this all happened in June, and I’m only writing about it now because the situation just got solved.
As the broke college student I am I found a website that offered me money for my notes about classes and old exams that I have taken, extremely simply procedure that consists of simply uploading PDFs on the web, categorizing them, and then getting a payment on my paypal. I think “Great! I make money and I can help kids seeing what to expect on the exam by seeing the old ones”.
The fact that I scanned all my exams and kept them in my Google Drive to have them as possible study material made the whole process easier. I upload 5 documents from my Organic Chemistry class and get paid $25, I figure that I might as well do it for all the classes, more money to buy alcohol you know?
In the span of a couple days I upload about 120 documents for subjects such as OChem, Physics, Calculus that span from old exams to notes to summaries about the whole class, pretty much my old study materials. I get a couple hundred bucks and go buy my, at the time, well deserved booze.
Fast forward a month, and I have just given all my finals, got my 4.0 this term and I am happily preparing to go back home. I wake up one morning with an email from my email professor informing me that due to the content I uploaded he is gonna fail me in the class even if I passed it with an A.
I immediately panic, I start freaking out.
To make matters worse, I get an email from my Physics professor with the same exact content, failing the class even though I passed it.
Now I am actually freaking the fuck out, I am an international student in the US so now I’m scared my visa is gonna get cancelled and that I am a dead man.
Next day I receive an email from the Director of Student Affairs asking to meet me to discuss the question. I’m hoping he will just give me a slap on the wrist and tell me to not do it again. I meet him and after a two hour meeting he informs me that most likely I will be expelled from the school, not allowing me to enroll at the university I was transferring to and ultimately revoking my visa. I get home and have an absolute breakdown, I can’t tell my parents because they will fucking disown me so I have this weight on my back that’s literally killing me.
However, the decision wasn’t final so the Director asks to meet me again the next week. Every day that passes it becomes worse. I don’t know what to do with myself. I have so much shit going one that I start having suicidal thoughts, I am at the lowest point of my life (I’ve been lucky enough to never have experienced any real problems).
The day comes and the fucking Director tells me that he will not give me a final decision today and that he will contact me via email, due to the fact that I am leaving to go back to my home country and won’t be in the States to personally see him.
I fly back home, and after approximately three days I get an email informing me that I have been suspended for the summer term, I have a 2500 word paper about Academic Integrity and my GPA has been lowered to a 1.0 for the term. However, I will be able to transfer to the University I was planning to go and I will get to keep my academic scholarship.
Additionally, I have to write a paper of 2500 words about academic integrity that includes interview to two professors along with some other assignments that will be communicated me later.
Fast forward a couple of months and I am currently on a plane flying towards my new college, with a hue weight off my shoulders.
tl;dr I uploaded old college exams on the internet, went from a 4.0 to a 1.0 for the term, nearly got expelled and deported.
EDIT: I forgot to add that I had to remove all the documents I uploaded, only way to do so was refunding the company that paid me via PayPal. So overall, I didn’t end up earning one cent.
EDIT 2: Holy fuck this blew up way more than I expected.
I’ve been getting a lot of mixed reactions, people feeling bad for what happened (which they shouldn’t) and people ripping my asshole apart (rightfully so).
Just to specify a few things that I might have gone over too quickly.
The exams were semester old exams/weeks old, as I wanted to make sure nobody could benefit from the uploads as they would have been required to already take it.
Secondly my GPA for the term was lowered to a 1.0, this impacted my overall GPA a tiny bit but I was still
able to secure an academic scholarship at the university I transferred to.
I didn’t post it the TIFU with the purpose of saying “Fuck my College they are a bunch of douchebags”, it was more with the intent to show how little, at the time meaningless, actions can fuck up your future, big time.
Especially because I just assumed I would be able to do in the US things that I used to do in high school back at home.
I am grateful to the school for the course of action they took, as I know that things could have been way way worse.
You live and you learn.
<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>qbsky
How did they even find out it was you? Did you leave your name on the documents or have your real name on your account?<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>TheRealMondo
Better than the time I got put on probation for leaving a bad review for a professor on an "anonymous" reflection survey. I could not understand this professor in lectures and all assignments were outdated. Guess my VPN in Norway and taking the survey on a raspberry Pi didn't prevent them from finding out who I was.
Edit #1 RIP inbox<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>EddiK_
that’s fucking absurd, holy shit I’m sorry man.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>TheRealMondo
It was professional criticism too. Something along the lines of " Professor is hard to understand due to the dialect and accent differences. Many off the classes resources are out of date or are at the end of their lifespan. Please consider revising this class before next semester." I refuse to take these surveys now and I cite this incident on every email I get.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>vipros42
That's shocking. I remember one of our professors getting bad reviews, and at an elective study session he went on a rant for ten minutes, including writing down all of his qualifications on the projector. It came to an end when someone stuck their hand up and said "if we were the ones who gave the bad reviews do you think we would have come to this voluntary session?" which shut him up.
I'm almost sure that the bad reviews came from people at that session, but still....<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>cutdownthere
Couldnt you like, get them in some trouble if you wanted to since they found it was you when was meant to be anonymous. Also them finding out it was you means maybe they used illegal methods...? Idk, Im just spitballin' here.<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>TheGreatHooD
Was this in Holland? I remmember an exact case like this. <SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
stardustgirl117
TIFU by not reading my prescription’s fine print
Alright guys.
Here is a PSA and obligatory “not today” note all wrapped up into one. This happened on Sunday, and I’m still suffering.
TL;DR at the end
Also this is on mobile, so if it looks like ass, that’s why. Sorry.
Anyways, Sunday night my friend, we will call him Greg, texted me. He said he’s paranoid and super drunk, and this guy is walking around his house with a rifle.
I offer to come to his house and take care of him.
We agree.
I was already hanging with my coworker, we’ll call him Kyle, and Kyle is a nice dude, so he agreed to come with me.
We drive over there.
Greg is sitting on his living room floor, laughing hysterically at how cute his dogs are, the gun is propped by the door, and loud rap music is playing. Looks like he’s been having a grand ole time.
We’re all just ducking around, a bunch of 20 something’s, and Greg shows the bottle of cheap liquor he’s been sipping on for the last couple days. Just some 100 proof Vodka.
He offers me a sip, and I’m like “Sure, one shot can’t hurt.”
*boy, was I fucking wrong.*
In three hours, I have consumed about 8-10 shots worth of vodka. I’m not exactly sure how much, in all honesty, because I just started chugging from the bottle at the end.
I’m fully clothed in a jacuzzi full of bubbles, wearing Greg’s motorcycle helmet ( Pic Included here: https://i.imgur.com/80zq9Jv.jpg ).
This is at 9:11 P.M.
Here is where the fuck-up becomes evident.
So, I take Prozac and Elavil.
For those of you who don’t know (much like my blissfully unaware self at that time) you are **not supposed to mix alcohol and antidepressants.**
My medicine and the alcohol met in my bloodstream, and rather than being friends they decided to duke it the fuck out with brass knuckles and all.
I’m laughing and I fall out of the jacuzzi. Ouch, that hurt.
So I’m crawling on the floor, white girl wasted and covered in bubbles. And here is where everything starts going in and out.
I remember Kyle was holding me on the floor asking if I was okay.
I’m nodding my head yes, and then my leg starts shaking. It quits for a minute, and then the other one is twitching, and I’m laying on my side and i feel this *gut wrenching pull in my muscles.* I’m jerked into the fetal position, then my spine seems to decide it doesn’t like that, and I’m snapped the other way, my back arching as sharply as it could possibly be, and my arms are jerked backwards.
I’m convulsing on my friend’s concrete floor, and then I vomit and stop shaking for a minute.
I don’t know how long this continues. I’m fading in and out.
Kyle is holding my head off the ground and telling me to look at him, Greg is in stunned silence, staring at me as I’m covered in my own stomach contents, and I begin to start the strange contortionist-like dance that is my body jerking itself in every way possible.
I remember trying to crawl to the shower, as Kyle told me he needed to get the puke out of my hair.
I’m laying on the stonework floor of the shower, hot water raining down on me. Someone picking chunks of Taco Bell out of my hair. Everything smells like bile, vodka, and the 5 tacos I’d eaten earlier that day.
My body twitches, and I’m like “oh shit here it comes” and I’m fucking snapping back and forth, smashing my head, legs, arms, and any appendages I can against the wall of the shower, the shower bench, and anything within my vicinity. I vomit some more. I stop. The water is warm. It doesn’t hurt for a minute. I black out.
I’m on the floor, and now I’m covered in towels, and Kyle tells me I ripped off my shirt shortly after the shower ended. I’m then wrapped in more towels so I’m not just swinging titty around like a damn carousel, and then I’m carried to Greg’s bed where I proceed to vomit in a trash can and pass out.
Several hours later I wake up.
I shakily put my dry clothes back on, look at the time.
It’s 5 a.m.
I have to be at Calculus by 8.
“Well shit.”
Spend the next hour grabbing my stuff and shaking Kyle awake to see if he’ll drive us home.
I get home by 7:20, take a shower to hopefully rinse off the ungodly scent that has implanted itself into my very being. I get to class at 8:30 still faintly smelling of vomit.
I’m still drunk. I go through all of my classes, still drunk. Physics was definitely interesting.
I go to work, and **that** is when my hangover decides to hit.
I’m fucking feverish, I feel like I’m gonna puke, I’m fucking*covered* in bruises, customers are asking stupid questions, and I wrote a bitchy passive aggressive note to my supervisor about how I’m sick of her shit.
Now she and I have the same shift today, and it’s time to see if I get demoted or just lose my job altogether.
TL;DR
I drank in excess, and blacked out, had seizures from my meds mixing with it. Go to work hungover. Might lose my job.
EDIT:
Yes, I am aware what I did was stupid. I appreciate your astute observations.
Also my supervisor called in today, so I trashed the note 😎
Edit 2:
So just some clarifying things.
My friends did the best they could. Seizures are terrifying, and they were more focused on keeping me alive than what would normally be the logical choice of calling an ambulance.
So please stop saying I need new friends, and please stop telling I’m an idiot. I don’t really see either of those being helpful. I’m painfully aware of my mistakes.
I hadn’t eaten. I am 5’4 and weigh 145lbs. It was however many shots in about three hours. I would normally stop at three, but I guess drunk me was like “*more*”
I will be talking to my doctor about it, but I’m scared to.
Edit 3:
Some of you fuckers don’t believe me, so here the few pics I have from the situation. Bruises, and the jacuzzi
https://imgur.com/a/9zmj9A8/<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Adam657
I myself take fluoxetine (Prosac) and have drunk alcohol many times without these issues. My main issue is being unable to stop once I start, as well as a craving to drink daily, which never happened before I was on it. As such I don't drink on it. I'm not saying 'it's safe to', you are advised not to. Not least as alcohol is a depressant so it is hard to become truely well, as well as alcohol increasing the risk of side effects such as stomach upset.
What I am confused with is why you are taking fluoxetine as well as Amitriptyline. It is quite rare to be given two antidepressents, as they have the same effect. Normally you'd be given one of 'Fluoxetine, Citalopram or Sertraline' (the main SSRIs) the dose increased if there is too little effect, switched to another if you reach the highest dose without enough effect/the side effects are intolerable. Then switched to another class of antidepressant, an SNRI like venlafaxine, or an atypical one like Amitriptyline, and as a last resort a tricyclic antidepressant. You may also have a low dose antipsychotic added, like Olanzapine.
It is very rare to be given two antidepressants as I say. You are more likely to overdose on two moderate overdoses of two ADs, than one massive overdose of a single one, due to serotonin being raised in two different ways.
This reaction does sound like serotonin syndrome: hypereflexia, diarrhoea, raised body temperature (more here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serotonin_syndrome#Signs_and_symptoms)
I'm NOT saying 'alcohol is fine!', it is always best to avoid it on medications, I'm just dubious it was the only cause. More that you were teetering with these two meds, and alcohol pushed you over the edge.
If there is a major reaction with a commonly ingested substance and a medicine, it will be stated clearly. Here it says 'AVOID ALCOHOLIC DRINK' in bold letters on the sticker, or the doctor will say it. It won't be 'buried in the fine print'. Nearly all medicines will say 'avoid alcohol' in the information leaflet, not least to reduce the risk of litigation should something like this happen.
(Forgive me for using generic names, I'm in the UK and am unfamiliar with American brand names).<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>[deleted]
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Fun_Stick
TIFU by enjoying vinegar on food in the summer
[removed]<BACKGROUND_INDEX_TOKEN>Alexninja03
I actually feel bad for you OP. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Fun_Stick
Thanks it's disgusting lol<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Alexninja03
Also. How did you even get in the habit of using a pour spout constantly and not closing it?<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Fun_Stick
It's a glass jar with a metal pour spout screwed on top with no cover at all. Just a metal open straw. It's basically a disaster waiting to happen. It was a house warming gift from my mom about a year ago.<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Alexninja03
Ohhhh okay my bad. I thought it was one of those fancy ones that can close\open<SELECTED_UTTERANCE>Fun_Stick
No such luck lol<REJECTED_UTTERANCE>virtualusernoname
It's common to use those for oils which are less likely to attract proteins. Feel better!<SELECTED_UTTERANCE> |
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